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Bentos posted 6/30/08 8:08 AM    
Morning guys, quick mail. I have entered a team in my clubs annual 6 a side tournament. The standard of this is pretty dam good and i want to field a really strong side if i can. Lets not lose every game this year like last year (we lost to our under 15's team) so who's up for it? you can stop at mine
Gorilla posted 7/1/08 9:29 AM    
I am certainly up for that although I won't be remotely offended if you don't want to pick me given that I last played cricket at that event... I was shite then too! I'll just get pissed and make noise from the side if you like?
Le Munch posted 7/1/08 10:58 AM    
Last year was ace, and despite losing all the matches we arguably could have won 2....also Adam is the camping on the Monday night confirmed? Get involved folks if nothing more to prevent Gorilla's impression of being someone who can play cricket!!
Gorilla posted 7/1/08 4:11 PM    
I would like to point out that in the loss against the under 15s I did not bat (you guys fucked that up) and Piglet cocked up catching! I think we set about 40 in a 6 over game! I've been practising though Munch; for the karaoke. You can be Mercury this time, I'll take Bowie's part because I struggle to reach the high notes occassionally.
Le Hanson posted 7/1/08 5:47 PM    
Im up for a bit of abuse. Though I am officially retired.
Munchman posted 7/1/08 11:05 PM    
I swear that we missed out on an over as me and johnson got off to a great start....then bugger!!!!!!! By the way Gorilla if we are camping you can fuck off and die if you think you're sleeping in my tent....having shared a room with you at piglets....smelly bastard!
bentos posted 7/2/08 1:36 PM    
Well dont look at me i am going to share with Hanson, i have a four man tent which sleeps three big blokes comfortably so u best shotgun a space quickly Gorilla aint coming near my tent!! has anyone seen that jon twite "aka peep show is engaged to be married". So munch what are your ideas, hanson is not, i repeat not playing he is a supporter! whats your team, can you tempt sutts or pj into playing?we must have missed an over cause we got 30 off 2 overswith some caribbean smashing. think my uncle and ken must have batted out a few overs!!!
Gorilla posted 7/2/08 2:10 PM    
You invaded my space at Piglet's munch! I did warn you...
bentos posted 7/2/08 3:29 PM    
what about at mine! whats your excuse for that! you stunk! i suggest we put PJ hanson and Gorilla in a tent! that would rot the lining of the tent.
Le Munch posted 7/2/08 4:14 PM    
Gorilla I was on the floor wrapped in a rug!!!! I'll just bring my own 3 man and have it all to myself!!!!!
Bobby Davro posted 7/3/08 10:13 AM    
Gorilla is a homosexual - FACT!
Gorilla posted 7/3/08 10:58 AM    
Bobby Davro sounds like he's let his flagging TV career get the better of his judgement...
Bobby Davro posted 7/3/08 11:42 AM    
I may have a flagging tv career, but at least i'm not a raving homo!
bentos posted 7/3/08 12:01 AM    
WHO IS THE KNOB WHO HIDES HIMSELF BEHIND A GAY COMEDIAN? IF U R NOT BRAVE ENUF TO SAY IT AND SHOW UR NAME DONT BOTHER! ALL POSTS ON THIS SUBJECT SHOULD BE BANTER ABOUT THE 6 A SIDE! AND SOMEONE WITH CLEARLY SHIT HUMOUR WOULD NOT BE WELCOME ANYWAY! (I KNOW ITS RALPH)
bentos posted 7/3/08 1:26 PM    
Ralph has been uncovered! he just texted me homophobe!! so that sounds like guilty to me!
Le Munch posted 7/3/08 3:01 PM    
tosser
Les Dennis posted 7/3/08 4:24 PM    
Munchkin is a notorious cottager! Fact
Munchman posted 7/3/08 4:43 PM    
That is true. Did you're mum get my flowers by the way Les?
Munchman posted 7/3/08 4:46 PM    
of course I mean 'your' not you're.....oh dear, hit by spelling of Wakeman proportions!!!
bentos posted 7/3/08 10:32 PM    
lets hope ur missus doesnt cheat on you like Les dennis's missis did
Gorilla posted 7/4/08 8:09 AM    
That was a dreadful comeback to my previous comment! It can't be Ralph, surely he has more wit than that? I would hate to think that being smitten has killed his sense of humour...
Gorilla posted 7/4/08 8:11 AM    
Johnson can you confirm the date? It is the 25th right? I assume everyone is booking the 26th off work?
Ralphamale posted 7/4/08 8:15 AM    
I was 'in character' for that rather blunt comeback Mr Moules. In fact, being 'smitten', as you so sweetly put it, has sharpened my wit and delivery. My pillow talk is sensational at the moment (its got to be to make up for what preceeds it!). Are you free on the 12th Gorilla for a six-a-side at one of the Oxford college's grounds?
Gorilla posted 7/4/08 9:56 AM    
As in next saturday? Yeah I'm up for that. Can't wait to have a bowl...
Ralphamale posted 7/4/08 10:22 AM    
Deal, i'll give you a ring later!
Le Munch posted 7/4/08 10:27 AM    
26th is booked off gorilla yes
Gorilla posted 7/4/08 10:47 AM    
Excellent, I'm booking it off as we speak...
Le Munch posted 7/4/08 2:08 PM    
Who else is about that day then....so far me, adam, gorilla, ken(?), piglet....with hanson as the cheerleader. We could probably do with some talent....anyone else fancy it?
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