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| Author | Topic: WFFL NEWS |
| ESPN |
posted 1/24/04 8:56 PM
TOP 10 BEST NAMES IN THE WFFL 1.QB Machingun Kelly (Savannah) 2.K Big Foot (Pike Place) 3.WR Big Titty Johnson (Yukon) 4.DE Heywood Jablowmey (Pike Place) 5.DT Pat Maiass (Pike Place) 6.WR Massive Woody (West Hollywood) 7.LB Ramsey Hard (West Hollywood) 8.CB LongDong Silver (Yukon) 9.LB Marvin Bootyspank (West Hollywood) 10.WR Billy “the” Kid (Savannah) WORST NAMES 1.QB Big Gay Al (West Hollywood) |
| CBS Sportsline |
posted 1/24/04 9:09 PM
YUKON MAY BE MISSING ENTIRE OFFENSIVE LINE FOR GAME AGAINST SAVANNAH: Yukon-Felipe, James, Carlos Hector, Theo, Victor, Armando, Mervyn, and Tito Jones the entire OL unit for the Goatman have all flown to Mexico to be with their mother after receiving news that her ovaries exploded after giving birth to quintuplets. The quintuplets which are he 53rd, 54th, 55th, 56th 57th children are all in good condition. Mrs Jones is in critical condition, but doctors say that if the 41 year old woman survives her child bearing days are over. El Burrito Hospital spokesman Jorge Castillio released the following statement,"Thank God!" The Yukon front office could not be reached for comment. |
| Yukon fan |
posted 1/25/04 0:46 AM
How could Yukons DLs "Grimace" or "Baby Huey" or thier power LB "Rocko Busto" be left off the top 10? or did that ESPN writer just get out of prison? |
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