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L.A. Buckets posted 1/20/04 6:16 AM     Click here to send email to L.A. Buckets  click here to send an icq message


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Cheers!


Jay


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WFFL Team: L.A. Buckets


Name: Jay Tando


Age: 34


Location: Los Angeles, CA


Occupation: Actor with a Day Job


Favorite NFL Team: Seattle Seahawks


Favorite College Team: University of Washington
Huskies


KALI Screen Name: L.A. Buckets


Team web page: http://www.rccenterprises.com/Buckets/Buckets.htm


Personal Home Page: http://jaytando.tripod.com/


Email: web_freaks_football_league@yahoo.com


ICQ# 139708176


Years playing FBPro '98: 2-1/2


Total H2H Seasons: 3


H2H Leagues: DHFL (one game, 0-1), YDFL
(2 games, 1-1), LFL (1 season, 5-7), NSFL (1-1/2
seasons, 17-7), WFFL (1 season, 6-4)


Average winning percentage: 59%


Championships: None, but reached NSFL
Semi-Finals in my first full season


Times avaialble to play: Any time after 6 PM PST
during the week, flexible weekends



About the Team:


The team name comes from a "pail" vision I had one
night. I was trying to come up with something so utterly ridiculous that NO ONE would have thought
of for a football team: L.A. Screwdrivers, Lamp Posts, Traffic Lights, etc. all rolled around
in my noggin until it dumped on me: the L.A. Buckets!


Offense: The Run and Boot


Defense: Bend and Will Break








http://www.rccenterprises.com/Buckets/Buckets.htm
L.A. Buckets Web Site

[This message has been edited on 01/20/2004]
Big Gay Al posted 1/20/04 9:39 AM    
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WFFL Team: West Hollywood Fluffy Pink Bunnies
Name: Big Gay Al
Age: 30 something
Location: West Hollywood, CA
Occupation: Owner of the West Hollywood Fluffy Pink Bunnies
Favorite NFL Team: Oakland Raiders
Favorite College Team: West Hollywood Junior College Fairies
KALI Screen Name: Abe Blinkin
Team web page: None
Personal Home Page: None
Email: alecthegod@yahoo.com
ICQ# Ya all should know it! 149030511
Years playing FBPro '98: 2
Total H2H Seasons: 2.234974652
H2H Leagues: DHFL (one game, 1-0), NSFL (13-15, 1-1 in playoffs), WFFL (8-2, 1-0 in playoffs)
Average winning percentage: 60%
Championships: 2003 WFFL Champion
Times avaialble to play: mostly weekends
About the Team:
This franchise was on its way to becoming the worst professional sports team of all time until a very gay walk-on by the name of Big Gay Al showed up. Despite not being able to read or write and with a very noticeable gay lisp, he declared, “I will lead you to the promised land, but you must move to the very gay, very pink promised land of West Hollywood and become one with the Fluffy Pink Bunnies. And ultimately you will BECOME Fluffy Pink Bunnies!” With that said, he picked up a football, and threw a bullet at the starting QBs head. The ball struck its target killing the QB instantly…..Well the team moved to West Hollywood and in his first year, QB Big Gay Al led the Bunnies to their first ever winning season and a surprising first FBPRO Championship.
Over the offseason every player save one, became one with their inner bunny and was given a bunny name………Major Homo has still not found his inner bunny and is currently the WFFL’s worst career Kicker converting only 57% of his Field goals.
Big Gay Al now owns, operates, coaches and “services” the team.
Slogan: Fear the Bunny
Offense: The Bunny Hop attack
Defense: Pink fury



[This message has been edited on 01/20/2004]
Jimbo Lambo posted 1/20/04 6:12 PM    
WFFL Team: Pike Place Fish Flingers
Name: James Krieger
Age: 30
Location: Gainesville, FL
Occupation: Grad student and magazine science editor
Favorite NFL Team: Seattle Seahawks
Favorite College Team: University of Washington
Huskies
KALI Screen Name: Lambo
Team web page: None yet, but once I get some time I'll make one
Personal Home Page: http://members.cox.net/jimkrieger/
Email: jkrieger@ufl.edu and jkrieger2@cox.net
ICQ# 334351942
Years playing FBPro '98: less than 1, however, I during the early 90's I played a lot with FPS football and FBPro all the way through '97
Total H2H Seasons: This is my 1st season in two different online H2H leagues. However, in my old fraternity, we had H2H leagues and I played 7 seasons
H2H Leagues: Online: NSFL (10 games so far, 7-3), WFFL (3 games so far, 0-3)
Fraternity: Northwest League (7 seasons...don't know what my record was)
Average winning percentage: .538 in online, don't know for frat league but it was pretty high
Championships: None for online, played in 3 championships in frat league (won two of those)
Times avaialble to play: Mainly on weekends, also Thursday and Monday nights after 7 PM EST...however, other times might be available...contact for availability
About the Team: I'm originally from the Pacific Northwest, and I wanted a team that reflected the area. I already had the Rainier Sasquatch (named after Mount Rainier) in the NSFL so I needed something different. Pike Place Market is a popular tourist attraction in Seattle, and the fishmongers will hurl fish around like toys...hence the name the "Fish Flingers." Jay helped me with the helmet design of a salmon, and the colors are patterned after the old-school Seattle Seahawk colors. I wanted player names that are also reflective of Seattle culture, so many of my player names are named after famous people originally from Seattle, or people that are locally famous (like my linebacking corps is the three radio announcers for the Seattle Mariners).
Offense: The Spread Eagle
Defense: The 8-man "G" and "Up" fronts, and the Bear 46 "Tuf" front
Lambo posted 1/20/04 6:22 PM    
Correction:
Defense: 8-man "G" Front, 10-man on LOS "Up" Front, and Bear 46 "Tuf" front
Swinginwang posted 1/21/04 9:22 AM    
WFFL Team: Yukon Goatmen
Name: Rick Giberson(aka Coach Wang)
Age: 38
Location: Port Orchard, Washington
Occupation: Valet Parking...havent been busted denting a car yet!!!
Favorite NFL Team: Seattle Seahawks.
Favorite College Team: Arizona Wildcats
KALI Screen Name: Wang
Years playing FBPro '98: since it was out
Total H2H Seasons: too many
H2H Leagues: way too many...FBpro has ruined my life
Average winning percentage: 80%
Championships: Ive been to 7 won 3. Here is a fun write up of one of them as my opponent and I tried to outdo each other with stories and trash talk up to and after the big game. http://www.allamericanrights.com/archives.htm
Times avaialble to play: Any time after 930 PM PST
during the week, flexible weekends
About the Team: The Yukon Goatmen have a rich tradition going back to the PCPFL on fbpro97-98 and TDFL for our brief one and a half season, and truly have the best name and logo in custom internet football.
http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/jacklin/265/Hist.htm
Offense: The 3-Pronged Dong Offense
Defense: The Headbutt Defense
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