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Gordon Glossop posted 3/28/07 12:23 AM    
I gave a letter to the postman. He put it in his sac!!!!
Dave Behave posted 4/4/07 7:19 PM    
Have you heard how P.G. Wodehouse used to post
letters when in London (I imagine he would have said
"when in town")? It really is the sort of hoot of which a
hooter would be proud.
Gordon Glossop posted 4/10/07 12:26 AM    
I haven't heard this one, Dave. How does it go?
Dave Behave posted 4/12/07 10:24 AM    
Well, relying on the essential decency of the average
English person, he used to stamp and address the
letter, then throw it out of the window. His thought
was that if an Englishman saw a stamped and
addressed letter lying on the ground, he would pop it
into a post box.
Gordon Glossop posted 5/2/07 12:41 AM    
It's an interesting story but probably 100% bullshite.
Fronkle Ding-Dong posted 3/14/10 9:42 AM     Click here to send email to Fronkle Ding-Dong  
The last time I saw a postman, he ate me.
Shaun Morrison posted 3/25/10 9:16 PM    
They tend to do that, Fronkle.
Frankle Dong-Ding XVIII posted 4/5/10 4:24 PM     Click here to send email to Frankle Dong-Ding XVIII  
Mr Fronkle Ding-Dong is my cousin and it is to my great plea... I mean, sorrow, to annouce his death. He was vicously attacked by not just one postman, but a whole army! All 56987900 of them knawed him to death.
Yours happ... I mean, sorrowfully,
Frankle Dong-Ding XVIII
Shaun Morrison posted 4/8/10 10:12 PM    
Frankle, you have my sincerest complim...I mean condolence.
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