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| Author | Topic: andys hair |
| joe |
posted 10/2/08 4:39 PM
andy had long full hair which grewed the entire time he lived here from july 2, 2006 it was cut on march 3, 2008 but now its growing back again. |
| joe |
posted 10/2/08 4:44 PM
even though hes suffering in severe neglect, he manages to bathe once in a while. |
| joe |
posted 10/2/08 4:48 PM
we got hot water heaters about 9 months ago. but they only 50 gallons, just enough time to take a bath. i have a shower. andy only has a tub. before that we bathed in cold water, even in the winter months. this can cause shock or death. |
| joe |
posted 10/2/08 4:54 PM
i showered in cold water bcuz my tub was full of contaminants until boopie n them gave me a new tub when they fixed up my house a little when i was in the hospital because my body is all cut open and messed up from an infection after either a suicide or homicide attempt. i was stabbed in the chest. |
| joe |
posted 10/2/08 4:56 PM
but i make good money as a security guard so sometimes i go take a hot shower at the truckstop and keep it a secret from andy. |
| joe |
posted 10/2/08 4:57 PM
of course i had to wear a band around my fat belly due to my exposed innards. |
| joe |
posted 10/2/08 4:59 PM
i was like a textbook science class heres my pancreas, ma stomach cavity, my liver in plain view. but finally it closed up. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:05 PM
joey you didnt take no cold shower in the winter period. but i had to take a few cold baths. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:08 PM
after representing to the fullest nparish prison i learned how to be the cold water champion. and very hotwater too. those are the 2 temperatures at opp. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:09 PM
nothing is right, they make you miserable. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:11 PM
you know the water is hot when your skin turns red. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:13 PM
i once laid in a mildew infested slidell closet for two weeks because i didnt have enough clothes and the temperature wouldnt rise even by day. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:16 PM
i just laid there shivering in abject hell nonstop. so everybody shut the f up with your booger disease. |
| andy n.-booger disease |
posted 10/2/08 5:19 PM
twitch. 8 years nonstop everybody fu*k off. |
| andy n.-booger disease |
posted 10/2/08 5:19 PM
twitch. 8 years nonstop everybody fu*k off. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:22 PM
then i found professor arnold ehret in 97, now i have this extremely burning bowel movements. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:25 PM
i found him on my own maya andre had the mucusless diet book in the house. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:27 PM
but at least it got rid of my booger disease, now everybody go tell ricky williams damit! |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:28 PM
prior to that i discovered that drinking a gallon of water thins mucus, so all you unfortuntes dont go round triipin punks. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:32 PM
maya all i want you to do is nurture my soul. send me an e mail nobody will ever know. |
| maya |
posted 10/2/08 5:40 PM
this is due maya to a vegetarian mainly diet which i suggest you get off of gradually. take it from experience. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:44 PM
im gonna eat fruit, ann live to be 137 years young. yes i have the appearance of a 24 year old but thats by genetics. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:45 PM
i was implanted with the youth gene by queen nefertiti in mamas belly when i was young. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:49 PM
if life misery showed on your face id look like im 62 zillion years old. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:50 PM
unless your the president or in political office. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 5:53 PM
as they age rapidly due to their political stress. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:09 PM
Ann's prince called mayo lady for a friendly word she picked up the phone dropped it onthe floor ahh ah is all eye heard. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:18 PM
ah want somebody from snl to type me an e mail. tina fey from msn be looking decent. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:23 PM
tina fey does have a nice face structure. like a soccer mom or cindy crawford. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:28 PM
ah mean if shed put her hands on her hips and stop trying to look like elvis costello at msn photos. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:39 PM
i started the tina fey palin soccer mom thing at this website. then the news copied it. proof positive there is an audience here. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:48 PM
owl just put some tape over your mouth and put an ak 47 in your nan rodgers. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:51 PM
no tina you did everyting right as instructed, now send me an email. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:57 PM
i seen most of it all psycho bi*ch now do it. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 6:59 PM
tina i want to f*ck |
| the church lady |
posted 10/2/08 7:00 PM
well wasnt that special. |
| the church lady |
posted 10/2/08 7:06 PM
your good enough tina as long as you can keep those legs full like at msn. |
| the church lady |
posted 10/2/08 7:13 PM
having examined your face from all angles at multiple websites yea youre a go. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 7:15 PM
you can bring poehler too but i think youre prettier than her. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 7:16 PM
plus yall know i prefer brunettes, unlike hugh hefner.... |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 7:18 PM
whos my all time favorite hard to say, i like blondes too. like braaaandi roderick |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 7:38 PM
christina aguilera makes me sick. im finished typing for now. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 7:53 PM
christinas pretty much the sh*t no matter how ya slice her. with a perfect body. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 8:09 PM
shes not the most beautiful woman in the world, but shes got the goods. alot of her pics look off, like they tryin to hide it. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 8:12 PM
roderick is beautiful, some of her pics are deceptive too. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 8:18 PM
i like christina more, im just talkin about what im lookin at. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 8:20 PM
aguilerrie is one of the hottest b*tches in the biz fo sure. i like her best when shes plain old style. i call that her 70s chicago look even though she was borned in 80. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 8:29 PM
most of us arent beautiful but we can all be judges of it. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 8:30 PM
although theres a saying most people have something cute about them. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 8:32 PM
christina has a deep soul look, i like her even more than maya rudolph in her face. |
| andy n. |
posted 10/2/08 8:34 PM
lowehands hot stuff too, everybodys different. |
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