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Ronin Fox posted 11/12/03 11:34 PM     Click here to send email to Ronin Fox  
(To find out how the fight started, see the Rant Room topic called "I'm a man on a mission" by Solid Snake)
Okay, let's pick our teams! Chris and Sir Richard, you're on my team, and Snake..... well, there's no one else here yet, so you're on your own for now! Let's get him, guys! *rushes at Snake with a squirt gun in each hand*


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Solid Snake posted 11/13/03 0:51 AM    
You kids are asking for it! Time to bring out my water-shooting FA-MAS, Stinger and water grenades!
(Raiden suddenly pops up)
Raiden: Wow, Uncle Dave's having a water fight! Can I play too please please please pretty please please--
Snake: ... (blasts Raiden with water Stinger)


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Chris posted 11/13/03 2:35 AM    
IT'S RAIDEN! Let's gang up on him! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *bombs Raiden with water balloons*
*isn't satisfied with just water balloons*
YAAAAAAH! Take this, Raiden! *gets a tray of ice from the freezer and throws ice cubes at Raiden's head*
Troubadour posted 11/14/03 1:50 AM    
Sigh..... yeah, sure, that's right, pick on Raiden. Everyone picks on the underdog. Well, I'm here to take a stand for video game underdogs everywhere! *grabs Super Soaker and a cooler full of ice cubes* To arms, friend Raiden! Let's show these guys what we're made of!
meryl posted 11/14/03 1:00 PM     Click here to send email to meryl  
omg...a water shootin fa mas!!1awsome!i want one!
Solid Snake posted 11/16/03 11:18 PM    
Meryl! Grab this FA-MAS and help me take these guys out!
Raiden: Uncle Dave, why'd you shoot me with your Stinger? I'm on your side! You're mean! I'm gonna tell my dad on you!
On second thought, let's take out Raiden first! (tosses water grenades at Raiden)
Ronin Fox posted 11/17/03 2:07 AM     Click here to send email to Ronin Fox  
Hey, look, here comes Lee from the Tekken series with a Super Soaker! What's up, Lee?
Lee: I'm here to side with Troubador and Raiden, and take a stand for all the white-haired video game protagonists of the world!
Ronin: Oh, shoot... that means...
Lee: We're on opposite sides, baby! *blasts Ronin's team*


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Solid Snake posted 11/18/03 2:52 AM    
RONIIIIIIIIN! You little rat! What's with those "nudist" pictures of me and Liquid?! You want a water fight, I'll give you a water fight! (tosses Ronin down a large water pipe) You can get swept out to sea for all I care!
Sir Richard Gerard posted 11/19/03 3:48 AM     Click here to send email to Sir Richard Gerard  
*sings to the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean* My Ronin lies over the ocean, my Ronin lies over the sea... my Ronin lies over the ocean, oh bring back my Ronin to me! ... Wait a sec, Ronin's out in the ocean?! Darn you, Snake, that was the epitome of meanness, you... mean person, you! *throws ice cubes at Snake and runs off* I'm calling the Coast Guard. *heads to the nearest phone booth, grumbling*
Raiden posted 11/19/03 5:14 AM    
You're MEAN MEAN MEAN, Uncle Dave, and I'm leaving your team! I'm going to the beach, and anyone who's sick of my mean uncle can come with me! (climbs down water pipe and gets flushed out to sea)
skywalka posted 11/19/03 5:31 AM    
Haw haw, poor Lee's left all alone! You oughta hook up with Dante from Devil May Cry and Alucard from Castlevania, Lee. But in the meantime... PREPARE TO BE SOAKED! *dumps a bucket of water on Lee's silver-haired head*


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Chris posted 11/19/03 5:42 AM    
Hey, since people are going to the beach, I'm going too! *climbs into the water pipe* Wa-hoooooooo! Beach party, here I come!
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 12/12/03 10:45 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Cool! A beach party, can I come to?
*Thinks* Hey! Maybe I'll bring Yuri, Ryo, Robert and Takuma along! As for King... There is no way I'm gonna bring her along! Damn lesbian!
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 1/24/04 1:04 AM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
I am proud to present the hotist (or should I say coldist) team in beyblade: The Demolition Boys!
Tala: Not another fangirl!
Bryan:.....*blush!*
Spencer: Yay, I fangirl!
Ian: I have a fangirl?
Joanne: I think your the cutest Demolition boy, Ian!
Ian: What?! *blush!*
Joanne: ^_^; That's right!
Bryan: Thank goodnis she doe'snt that that I'm the cutest!
Tala & Spencer: What?! Ian?!
Ian: *major blush!* ^__^
Tala: Let's kick some butt! *blusts me with with water gun*
Joanne: Hey! You're being UNCOUTH!
Ian: Stop shooting MY fangirl! *blusts Tala with water gun*
Raiden posted 1/24/04 9:32 PM    
Wow, lots of people at this party! (sits back sipping iced Hawaiian punch) Ask the boys if they want some punch and pizza.
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 1/25/04 9:52 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Do you mean the Demo boys? Hey Demolition boys, do want some pizza and punch?
Demo boys: Shere why not. *Help them selfs to pizza and punch*
Ian: Can not get pizza and punch...to short.
Joanne: Let me get some for you. *Gives Ian some punch and pizza* ^_^ Here you go!
Ian: Thanks! *blush!*
Spencer: *Wispers in Tala & Bryan's ears* I think that Ian's got the hots for her.
Tala: Yeah, no kidding!
Bryan: How weak off him!
Hwang & Seung Mina are coming so are Robert Garcia, Yuri & Ryo Sakazaki.
Johnny, Vegeta & Siegfried. Along with Kenny & Kevin + Max & Emily. There gonna be here soon.
Sir Richard Gerard posted 1/27/04 3:27 AM     Click here to send email to Sir Richard Gerard  
*swims towards the beach* All right, PAR-TAAAAAY TIME! Pass that pizza, Raiden!


*runs to the pizza table and trips over Ian*


Ian: ACK! *spills his drink and food*
Sir Richard: Yeeek! S-sorry, man! I didn't see you there!
Ian: HOW DARE YOU! I shall summon my magnificent Wyborg and make you SUFFER, you witless buffoon! *readies his Wyborg launcher*
Sir Richard: *sweatdrop* Would you like some chocolate cake?
Ian: ....... Chocolate cake! My favorite! *puts away launcher*
Sir Richard: Whew...
Tala: Hey! Where did you get that cake? Bring it over here! That's an order!
Sir Richard: *brings cake* Here, here, no need to be so pushy...
Tala: *grabs the cake*
Sir Richard: Hey, don't hog ALL the cake! We gotta share it around!
Tala: *eating cake* This cake is MINE now. The strong take everything, and the weak get nothing. That's the-- *gets hit in the face with another chocolate cake*
Sir Richard: Fine, you want chocolate cake, take all the chocolate cake you want. Want some pie? *prepares to throw a cream pie at Tala*

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Joanne: Are you calling me weak!?
Tala: Yes! Um, I mean no.
Ian: Don't call her weak!
Joanne: Thanks, Ian!
Ian: *blush* Sere thing.
Bryan: Weak Ian, Weak!
Joanne: Oh really? *blasts Bryan with water gun* ^_^
Ian: COOL!
Chris posted 1/30/04 0:12 AM    
Hey, somebody better stop Spencer! He's eating all the potato chips!
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 1/31/04 10:05 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Hey Spencer stop being so uncouth!
Spencer: Why sould I!
Joanne: Becouse I said so!
Spencer: What ever!
Joanne: Hey I have an idear! Let's play...(DUNDUNDUN!) spin the bottle! *The reast of my geasts pop up - Vegeta*
All: Spin the bottle?!
Demo Boys: NOOOOOOO!! NOT SPIN THE BOTTLE!!
Joanne: Yes spin the bottle! I'm sere all the guys (And girls) know how to play it... So I'll skip that part, the spinner get's to pick where the bottle stops! I'd like Ronin Fox to go first, go on Ronin don't be shy!


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Ronin Fox posted 2/1/04 7:32 AM     Click here to send email to Ronin Fox  
Tala: *has chocolate cake all over his face* I'm not going to play a stupid game like Spin the Bottle! And besides, who's this Ronin person anyway? There's nobody named Ronin here, just this nerd Raiden, this jerk Sir Richard, us Demolition Boys, this guy Chris and you, Joanne. Oh, and that silly-looking girl in the ocean trying to swim here.
Ronin: *still in the ocean, being swept away by large waves* HEYYYYYYYY! SOMEBODY THROW ME A ROPE OR SOMETHING!!!
Ian: Uh, hey, Joanne, is that your friend?
Tala: I'm not going to get her. I'm busy. *eats cake*
Spencer: *busy eating potato chips*
Ian: What do we do?


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Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 2/1/04 9:12 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
*Gives rope to Ronin*
Here Ronin grab this!
Ian: Oh, So she is your friend.
Robert: How honourble of you!
Joanne: ^_^ Thank you!
Yuri: Ohh, Spin the bottle!
Ryo: *Sobs* Where's King?
Joanne: Tala you have to play it, or it will not be fair!
Siegfried: She's right, the noble thing to do is to play this game!
Robert: What he said.
Joanne: Hehehe! ^_^ I bet Siegfried's gonna get alot of kisses!
Siegfried: -_-U Great.



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Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 2/3/04 9:22 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Joanne: Uh, has any one seen Bryan?
Ian: Not since you blasted water at him for calling me weak.
Joanne: ^_^; Oh yeah, I forget about that! I should apologize for doing that. HOW UNCOUTH OF ME!!!
Ian: I don’t see why you should apologize; I mean HE would not apologize to you… *Moves closer to Joanne* besides it was very nice of you do that for me. *Stares dreamily*
Joanne: *Blushes and smiles* Why, thank you Ian.
Enrique: Wow, Ian’s making his move! She’s all yours! Go get her!
Ian: Hey, Enrique, shut up!
Enrique: Oh sorry!
Johnny: Hey, Enrique, where’s Oliver?
Enrique: She’s getting changed.
All (Except Bryan of course): She?!?!?!?
Enrique: I’ve been meaning to tell you guys but didn’t have time to.
Tyson: Well at lest now I know that I’m not gay.
Kenny: Me to.
Emily: Mmmm… *Lifts an eyebrow at Max*
Max: *Nervous laugh*
Oliver: *Walks out in a bikini* Hi guys!
Ronin Fox posted 2/9/04 4:40 PM     Click here to send email to Ronin Fox  
*grabs the rope and gets pulled to the shore* Hey, thanks, guys! Wow, a pizza party! I gotta have some-- *sees Oliver waltzing around in a bikini* OH MY GOLLY FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN WHAT IN BLOODY HECK IS THAT?!? *stumbles backward in shock, and bumps into Kenny, who's building a sand castle*
Kenny: Oh!!!
Ronin: Oops, sorry, Kenny!
Kenny: It's okay. Just watch out for-- OH NO!!!
*Ronin accidentally backs into the container filled with drinks and ice cubes*
Ronin: AIIEEEEEEE! COLD COLD COLD COLD!!!
*Meanwhile, Siegfried and the Soul Calibur gang are sitting on a picnic blanket with a bottle*
Seung MiNa: What is this "Spin the Bottle" that Joanne was talking about?
Siegfried: I don't know. Maybe you have to spin the bottle like this... *spins the bottle!*
Xianghua: What happens when the bottle stops?
Siegfried: I don't know. We should ask Joanne.
Ronin: *has ice cubes in her shirt* COLD COLD COLD! *bumps into Siegfried*
Siegfried: Wah! *falls onto the bottle*


*The bottle stops...........* (to be continued whoever posts next!)


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Sir Richard Gerard posted 4/2/04 9:20 PM     Click here to send email to Sir Richard Gerard  
*looks at the bottle* It's pointing at..... Raiden?!?
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 2/13/04 7:58 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Siefried: Hey, Joanne, What happins when the bottle stops?
Joanne: You kiss the guy who the bottle is ponting at... O.O Oh my gosh! When I said guy I didin't mean that!
Siegfried: What the!? There is no way I'm gonna kiss a guy!
Hwang: Mmmmmm... *gigles and ponts the bottle at Seung Mina*
Seung Mina: Ha?
Hwang: *Jumps on top of Seung Mina & kisses her O_O*
Seung Mina: *Red face* Hwang! What are you doing?!! Get off me!
Joanne: O_O!!!! This is insain!
Kevin: I know.
Ronin Fox posted 2/15/04 9:09 AM     Click here to send email to Ronin Fox  
Xianghua: Hwang, SHAME ON YOU!
Siegfried: Yes, Hwang, you have absolutely no manners! How dare you treat a lady like that!
Hwang: Aw, you guys are no fun! It's Valentines Day... I should be able to get a little action!
Seung Mina: I don't care if it's Valentines Day or whatever day-- I'm gonna knock your head off if you try anything like that again!
Robert Garcia: Maybe we should play a different game instead of Spin the Bottle so we don't get into any more fights.
Max: I know! *jumping excitedly* Let's have a sandcastle-making contest! We'll all form teams and see which team makes the best sandcastle!
Tala: That's a stupid idea. Sandcastles are for babies.
Spencer: *still busy eating potato chips*
Oliver: *in his bikini* Oh, c'mon, Tala, don't be such a stuffy old bag! It'll be fun!
Ronin: .............. *not tallking, still shocked by the sight of Oliver in a bikini*
Xianghua: Tala is such a fun-spoiler. *evil smile* Maybe he'll cheer up if we take him for a swim! *lifts up Tala and prepares to toss him into the ocean*
Tala: Hey! HEY!!! GAAAAAAAAH! PUT ME DOWN!


*to be continued by whoever posts next!*


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Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 2/15/04 8:04 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Seung Mina: Hwang next time you try and do that, make no body can see us.
Hwang: Ok, sure.
Tala: Ahhh! The water has destored my hair!
Bryan: Uhuh.
Joanne: Oh there you are Bryan! Where were you anyway?
Bryan: Geting run over by supid girls who think I'm this "Trunks" guy.
Joanne: Can blame them, your major cute!
DBZ Fangirls: Hey look, father and son!
Johnny: I am not VEGETA!
Bryan: Oh no! Not again!
To be continued by whoever posts next.
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 2/27/04 8:04 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Joanne: Ok, for my team I'll pick Siegfried, Robert Garcia and...(DUNDUNDUN)
Robert: That "dundundun" sound is so UNCOUTH!
Ryo: Shut up with that "uncouth" thing!
Joanne:...Bryan!
All: Huh?
Joanne: Yep, Bryan. I am a fan you know.
Ray: You're a Bryan fan!? That guy almost killed me!
Joanne: Like I care, your just some uncouth kitty cat! (No ofence Ray fans I like him to, just not as much as I like Bryan) Now. I've got to save him from crazy Dragon ball Z fangirls! *Pushes Lee(Tekken) into the crazed fangirls*
Fangirls: Oh my gosh it's Trunks!
Bryan: That was a close one! *Runs away from crazy fangirls* ...Thanks, Joanne.
Spancer: *Stops eating cips* What?! Did Bryan just say sorry!?
*To be contenued be whoever posts next*
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 2/29/04 7:51 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Tala:*In the sea* No you morron, he said thanks! What the?! Bryan said thanks?!
No way!!!!!!!
Kai: This party is lame.
Tyson: *Stuffing his face* No it's not!
Joanne: Tyson! Stop being uncouth!
Tyson: *To Joanne* Cill out, ok Roberta?
Joanne: My name is not Roberta! It's Joanne! J-O-A-N-N-E, JOANNE!
Tyson: Sorry.
Johnny: She does remind me of Robert.
Joanne: Hey, Ray you wanna play chesse?
Ray: Ok, sure.
*Later*
Joanne: *Playing chess agaist Ray* Give it up Ray!
Ray: Never!
Bryan: Hey, she stole my line!
All: Who cares!
Joanne:...
Ray:...
Joanne: And that's checkmate.
Ray: What?! That's seven games in a row and I haven't won once!
Joanne: *Looking smug* Hmmm, I know.
Johnny: Ray sole my line!
All: What ever.
Siegfried: *Walks up to Joanne* That was majestic! *Kisses Joanne on the hand*
Joanne: Ahhhhh...*Swoons*
*To be contenued...be whoever posts next*
Mrs Nicah Ivanov posted 3/8/04 2:37 PM     Click here to send email to Mrs Nicah Ivanov  
*knock,knock*
Tyson: *with his mouth full of food* I think someone`s at the door.
Max: I`ll open.
He walks over to the door,and everyoe else stops eating and talking or whatever they were doing.
Max opens the door and sees 2 girls standing there smyling.
1 of the gils: Hi
The girl who said hi had red hair and green eyes and her name was Nicah.The other girl had red hair and blue eyes and her name was Trina.
Max greeted them and welcomed them inn.
The girls smiled at Max and they went inside.
Bryan: Who are you two??
The girls introduced them selfs and everyone welcomed them.
Trine: Now people let`s have some fun!
All: *sweatdropz*
Trine: Hey come on.....*Trine sees Tala in the sea*
She turnes quikly to her best friend and says with a thin voice: Look slowly over there....in the sea.....BUt don`t scream!
Nicah turns around and sees Tala.
Nicah: *walks slowly towards Tala and grabs his hand*
Nicah: Are you ok??
Tala: No! give me some hairspry and some gel FAST!
Nicah: ok,ok,ok I get it.
Everyone: *starts laughing*
Johnny: Why did you help that partyspoiler?
Trine: Cuz she`s in love with him!!!*she bloks her mouth*,ops did I say that out loud.
Countinue who ever posts next
Sir Richard Gerard posted 3/11/04 0:49 AM     Click here to send email to Sir Richard Gerard  
Tala: ARRRRRRGH! My wonderful hairdo! I spent all morning grooming it, and now it's been ruined by that foolish girl! *grumbles while fixing his hair in front of the bathroom mirror* Someone is going to PAY, I swear it!
Tyson: *still eating* What's HE doing here?!
Max: *shrugs* Don't ask me. Why don't we have a food fight with him when he's done fixing his precious hair?
Tyson: No way! I'm not gonna waste perfectly good food!
Max: Ohhh...... not even a pie fight? A teeny-weeny little pie fight?
Tyson: NO! I like pie! *eats some pie*
Max: Well, I'm bored. I left my water guns at the beach and I wanna do SOMETHING. If you're just gonna hang around there and eat, I'm going back to the beach.


*Tala comes out of the bathroom. His hair is combed and styled, but it's still wet and doesn't look as good.*


Tala: *silent*
Tyson: Yo, Tala. What's up?
Tala: Silence, insignificant worm! My fight is not with you-- I must seek out that uncivilized lout who ruined my hair!
Johnny: Aw, why don't you stay around for a while? *winks* There's somebody here who likes you! *nudges Tala*
Tala: ...... Eh? What?


-To be continued-

Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 3/12/04 7:33 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Joanne: *unswooned some how* Someone likes Tala, other than me. Cool! ^_^ Tala's got lots of fangirls!
Bryan: Poor guy.
Joanne: *See's random cockaroch* EKKKK!!! UNCOUTH BUG!!!
Bryan: *Crushes the roch with his foot* Die bug!
Joanne: You saved me! Thank you! *hugs Bryan*
Bryan: *major blush*
Johnny: Hey, Bryan I think she likes you.
Joanne: ^_^; *Hugging Bryan*
Tala: Great.
Oliver: *has changed into a wetsute* How sweet!
To be contenued
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 3/13/04 8:36 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Ralphael: I do belive some music would be nice, don't you?
Robert Garcia: Indeed! *Puts on some music*
That girl who likes Tala: Come one let's dance! *drags Tala onto the dance foor*
Tala: Noooooooo!
Joanne: *Looks at Siegfried who is playing chess against Robert* Darn. I don't think you want to dance Bryan, do you?
Bryan: No thank you.
Joanne: Ok, then. Oh, Ralphael do you want to dance?
Ralpael: Of course! *Takes Joanne to the dance foor*
Emily: *blush* Um, Max...
Max: Say no more! *Dances with Emily*
Seung Mina: Came on, Hwang let's dance!
Hwang: Ok! *Dances with Seung Mina*
Robert Garcia: *Is dancing with Yuri*
Ryo: Get your hands off her!
To be contenued
Mrs Nicah Ivanov posted 3/18/04 9:54 AM     Click here to send email to Mrs Nicah Ivanov  
Tyson: Oh yeah someones in a fight.
Robert Garcia amd Ryo starts fighting,fists fly everywhere...
Yuri: Hey calm down now!!!NOW!!! *grabs Robert Garcia`s arm. *Hwang grabs Ryo*
Hwang: Lets go to another room where we can talk about this without fighting!
* They all go to the kitchen to talk.
Meanwhile
Nicah: Where did Tala go??
Bryan: I think he runned down on the beach!!
Nicah: Thanks Bryan,I`ll go and look for him.
*Tala is sitting in the sand*
Nicah: *puts a hand on Tala`s shoulder* Hey!!
Tala: *silent*
Nicah: What`s wrong??
Tala: *still silent*
*Nicah goes in fron of him*
Nicah: Hello,can you say something please...???
Tala: .....*says with a low voice* You`re cute.
Nicah: What did you say??
Tala: YOU`RE CUTE!! There happy now???
*Nicah grabs Tala and start kissing him*
Tala: What...are.....you......doin......hmmm....this is not bad....*he thorws himself over Nicah and they start makin out!!!
*Kai walks by on the beach and he sees Nicah and Tala!!
Kai: TALA!!!?? What the....!! Well Tala loose some clothes and you`ll have sex on the beach...
Tala: *puts nicah a side and stands up* Im bussy here!! Can you go now????
Kai: Ofcourse,but remeber to not take her too hard *starts laughing and walks away*
Tala: Now where were we....!!
*Nicah and Tala satrts to make out again*
Mrs Nicah Ivanov posted 3/18/04 10:10 AM     Click here to send email to Mrs Nicah Ivanov  
*Nicah grabs Tala*
Nicah: Come on Tala lets go for a walk on the beach.
Tala: Why??
Nicah: Beacuse I say so!!
Tala: ......
*On the beach*
They talked for about 1 hour or so and then acctualy Tala grabs a hold of her hand.
Nicah: Huh....*Blushes a little*
Tala: ............*looks into Nicahs eyes.
*They lean against eachother and kiss gently*
*Tala likes this and so does Nicah and they start makin out on the beach*
Kai walks by and sees them.
Kai: wow...Tala???...What are you doing??.....*grins*....oh I see you``re gonna have sex on the beach.....
Tala: Get lost Kai.
Kai: Gladly *walks away*
Tala and Nicah start makin out again.
Kai tells everyone what Talas doing. Nobody belives him.
Continue who ever posts next-
Mrs Nicah Ivanov posted 3/19/04 12:25 AM    
Sorry I posted two times.Just continue on the story part which of them you want to,thats the same.If you Continue on the 1st please write 1.Thanks^^;
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 3/20/04 8:49 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Joanne: Ryo, back off! Let Robert dance with Yuri! Don't get in the way of love!
Robert: That's right, Ryo!
Joanne: *Sees Tala and that girl making out* Ekkkkkkkk!!! I can't beleave it, Tala works for Namco!
All: Huh?
Mitsurugi: It seams that Hwang & Seung Mina are also doing it.
Hwang: *Is making out with Seung Mina*
Joanne: Well is that other girl's gonna get romanic, then so will I!
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 3/20/04 8:51 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Tala: My outfit’s all wet! Do any of you have something for me to put on?
Joanne: I do! *Pulls out a pair of shorts and a t-shirt that has a picture of Bryan on it and says: “I am a Bryan fan and damn proud!”*
Tala: O_O well it has to do. *Takes the shorts and the “Bryan fan” t-shirt and walks into the change room and gets changed*
Ray: Why do you have a “Bryan fan” t-shirt?
Joanne: Because I’m a Bryan fan, dah!
Tala: *Walks out dressed in shorts and the “Bryan fan” t-shirt* this is so embarrassing!
Ojamajo Doremi Dokkan (ODD): It doesn’t look that bad.
All (Cept Joanne): Who is she?
Joanne: Well, well. It’s my very special guest and my favorite elf-boy, Link!
Link: *Blush* Thanks.
Max: Yo, Tyson! Check it out! It’s that elf guy from Lord of the Rings!
Tyson: *Sees Link* your right! Cool!
Joanne: No silly, It’s Link!
All (Cept ODD, Joanne & Link): Who?
ODD: Link from The Legend of Zelda!
Joanne: And Soul Calibur 2!
ODD & Joanne: *Put their arms around each other* we are Link fans and damn proud!
All: *Sweat drop*
Link: *Blush*
Maxi: *Has Elvis’s hair and clothes* who what’s me to sing?!
Joanne: *Puts her hand up*
Maxi: Anybody else?
To be continued.

Mrs Nicah Ivanov posted 3/22/04 11:20 AM    
Nicah: O_OU*sees Tala inthe Bryan fan t-shirt* You.....look....so.....um.....cute???
Tala: Hmm.....you think??
Nicah: Yeah,Bryan has a fan^^
Bryan: ^^;U....um yeah..
Nicah: so,Tala are we.....um...you know...
Tala: a couple??!!
Nicah: um....yeah??
Tala: If you want too...It`s ok by me.
Nicah: Yay..*grabs Tala and hugz him*
Max: We have a couple here!!!
Tyson: yay...hurray for Tala and that girl who ever she is...???
Continue who ever posts next!
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 3/27/04 9:48 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
ODD: *Puts her hand up along with some other people*
Maxi: So you all want me to sing, ah? *Walks onto the stage and sings like Elvis* Ya en't nothing but a hound dog...
Kilic: What on earth are you doing?
Joanne: *Singing softly* And you cast you're fears aside...
Siegfried: That's the most lovely thing I've ever heard!
Joanne: Really?
Siegfried: Yes, my lady. *Kisses Joanne*
Joanne: Oh, Siegfried! *Runs her hand thouth his hair*
Siegfried:...*Stares into her eyes*
Joanne:...*Stares back and hugs him*
Siegfried: Sweetheart. *Leans her over and starts to makeout with her*
Tyson: It looks like we have a nother cupple, Siegfried & Joanne!
Kenny: *Looking at Joanne's pc files* Hmmmm, says here that she's a fan of yoai...This is an stange paring.
Max: What paring is it?
Kenny: Bryan X Tala.
Max: O_O Scary.
Joanne: *Stops makingout with Siggy* I like that paring! *Go's back to makingout with Siegfriegd again*
*To be contenyoud be next poster*
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 3/31/04 9:27 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Joanne: I have an idear lets play truth or dere that will be fun!
Max: Cool!
Joanne: Ok! Frist up Kai. Truth or dere?
*To be contenude* (I don't know how to spell *cries*)
Mrs Nicah Ivanov posted 4/1/04 9:00 AM    
Kai: Dare...
Joanne: Ok! Go over to Tala and give him a hug!
Kai: Never!!
Joanne: Oh come on Kai,don`t be a...
Kai: Ok,ok I`ll do it!!
*Kai hugs Tala*
Tyson: Ewwww,it looks like they`re GAY!!
Kai: .....*Takes a watergun and blasts it on Tyson*....Take this you scum!!
Tyson: .....stopp it Kai it hurts!!!
Kai: *evil laugh* I don`t care!!
Joanne: STOPP NOW!!!!
*Everyone`s quiet*
Joanne: That was much better! Ok Tala You`re turn.
Tala: Dare
Joanne: Give a real french kiss to you`re girlfriend!!
Tala: ....In front of all of you??
Joanne: Yeah,or you could go to the bedroom down the hall and stay there for one hour!!
Tala: Ok....*a little unsure of what just happend*....French I guess..
Nicah: *blush*....
*Tala grabs Nicah and they start frenchkissing*
All: *shooked that tala would do something like this*
*5 min later*
Nicah: Ok Joanne truth or dare..
Joanne: Dare..
Nicah: Go and give Sigfred a real frenchkiss.
Joanne: *blush* Ok...*grabs sigfred and they start frenching*
Continue who ever posts next
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 4/7/04 8:11 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Joanne: *Stops kissing Siegfried* Wow, that was dreamy!
Siegfried: Very.
Joanne: Ok, Raphael truth or dare?
Raphael: Truth.
Joanne: Are you gay?
Raphael: You are qiute the rude one!
Joanne: Raphael!
Raphael: Yes. I am.
*To be contenude*
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 4/9/04 7:32 PM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Amy: *Comes out from nowhere* what do you by gay, Raphael?

Raphael: Uh, happy?
Joanne: Then how you say, “Let us dance.” to almost every guy you see?
Raphael: *blushing* Uh…
Amy: Huh?
Joanne: Don’t worry about what Raphael said. Ok Amy?
Amy: Ok.
Yunsung: *Looking at the pictures he took of Hwang & Sung Mina and Joanne & Siegfried* Hahaha! This is great! Wait till the guys at dojo see this!
Talim: Hi Yunsung!
Yunsung: Hi Talim! *Sees Raphael* Hey guys, look it’s gay man!
Raphael: *Heart eyes* Yunsung! I am so glad to see you! *Walks up to Yunsung and whispers in his ears* Let us dance.
Yunsung: No way! *Bonks Raphael on the head with the side of his sword* You insane French guy!

Ivy: *Wearing a purple g-sting bikini* Very good! I like that!
*Random guys on beach drool*
All: *Sweat drops*
Joanne: Hey Ivy, where is Voldo?
Ivy: He left me!
All: For who?
Ivy: Lizardman!
All: O_O *Sweat drops*
Raphael: Yoshimitsu, will you marry me?
Yoshimitsu: Namu, namu, namu! No way, not in 1000000 years!
Joanne: How dare you knock my favorite guy in Soul Calibur 2 on the head! *Rips her outfit off Anime style to reveal a fencers outfit and a sword*
Yunsung: O_O what on earth is that?
Joanne: *Mimics Raphael’s voice* En garde! Ananas tete!
All (except Oliver, Amy, Raphael and any one else who can understand French): Huh?
Joanne: Pineapple head.
All: Ohhhh.
*To be or not to be continued by la voisine affiche (The next poster) *
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 4/13/04 6:15 AM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Joanne: HYA! *Knocks Yunsung’s sword out of his hands and bonks him on the head*
Yunsung: OW! Ok, ok I’m sorry!
Joanne: Go up to Raphael, hug him and tell him that you’re sorry.
Yunsung: Ok… *Goes up to Raphael and hugs him* I’m sorry.
Joanne: Aw, what a cute couple.
Raphael: ^______^ *Hugs Yunsung tighter*
Joanne: Look what I’ve got, Easter eggs! *Gives everyone Easter eggs*
All: Thanks Joanne!
Joanne: ‘Je vous en prie’.
All non French-speaking people: Huh?
Joanne: Please don’t mention it.
All: Ok.
Joanne: *Walks up to Ronin with a very concerned look on her face* don’t worry Ronin, at least Cervantes does not choose to wear a bikini.
Ronin: *Pictures Cervantes in a bikini* Ahhhhh!
Ivy: *Pictures Cervantes wearing a bikini* Ahhhh! I am so thankful my father does not choose to wear bikinis!
Link: I am thankful that Ganondorf doesn’t wear a bikini.
Ivy, Joanne & ODD: O_O Scary.
*Mean while the Soul Calibur gang (Minis Link & Ivy) are trying to open their Easter egg packets. (Their from the 16th century- every but Link Spawn & that Tekken guy that is)*
Seung Mina: How the heck do we open these things?!
Siegfried: We should ask Joanne.
Yunsung: Why her? Is that your answer for every thing? *Sarcastically* Sure ask the “Blade Master”!
Xianghua: You’re just upset because she made you hug Raphael. And because she’s Siegfried’s girlfriend.
Siegfried: *Blush*
Raphael: I am forever grateful to her for that.
Yunsung: Well Seung Mina’s Hwang’s girlfriend and he doesn’t ask her every thing.
Seung Mina: Hey!
Voldo: *Slashes his packed with his claw thingys*
Cassandra: Look it’s open!
*All of them (Except Spawn, Astaroth, Rock & Siegfried) take their weapons and slash at there packets, Kilik hits at it with his stick and Maxi bashes it with his nunchuku’s, Spawn just opens it normally*
Rock: *Puts it on a tree stump and chops at his packet with his axe*
Astaroth: Die! *Chops at his packet with his axe*
Siegfried: *Puts his packet on a empty table, whips out his huge sword and chops at his packed cutting the table in two* Uh oh.
*To be or not to be continued by la voisine affiche (The next poster) *
Lady Joanne Sakazaki posted 5/15/04 10:07 AM     Click here to send email to Lady Joanne Sakazaki  
Cassandra: Hey where’s that girl?
Taki Witch girl?
Cassandra: That yaoi loving girl with brown hair that made Yunsung hug Raphael and kissed Siegfried.
Taki: Oh.
Siegfried: Her name is Joanne.
Maxi: Well I still can’t think why she likes that former demon boy Siegfried. He’s too much of a Bishonen and as for his outfits armour is sooo unstylish and he looks like a girl with that long silky blonde hair of his.

Siegfried: Pardon me, Dandy boy but who is every one’s favorite Soul Calibur warrior? I have more fans than you can dream of! I was born a German Bishonen with silky blonde hair.
Sophitia: You didn’t always have long hair like me, Siegfried. In Soul Blade your hair was short but you where a bit Bishy.
Mitsurugi: True. He also used crotch stuffing…
Siegfried: I did not! And I like my beautiful long hair. *Strokes his hair*
Mitsurugi: Well then explain to me why you had such a huge bulge down there...
Siegfried: I used really, really tight pants. Note to Maxi, I wear armour all the time because I’m a knight!
Joanne: My knight in shining armour.
Siegfried: *Blush*
Maxi: Where did she come from?
???: First National Bank how can we help you? (Only South Africans will get this)
All: What was that?
Joanne: An ad. PS2 here I come! I’m high on lemon! *Takes a bite out of a lemon* Mmmm, yummy!
All: O_O *back away from Joanne*
Joanne: Lets do Cherokee!
Yuri: Yayness!
*Next poster must continue*
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