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| Author | Topic: MGS: Smackdown continued |
| Ronin Fox |
posted 7/9/04 7:17 AM
Wow, just found out something interesting about this message board-- when a topic reaches 50 posts, it's automatically closed. This is what happened to the original Smackdown topic, and it really doesn't seem fair... we gotta keep making new topics every time we reach 50 posts, blah! But anyway, let's get to the important stuff: Welcome aboard to PhoenixOrion and Lady Joanne, and thumbs-up to Bman and Omega for keeping things rolling. Let's kick things off and cut to the chase!
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| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/10/04 9:09 AM
THANK YOU RONIN! I thought the thread closed because of me...now I feel much relieved. Rock: Hey, Mr. Comic Super Villian Rip-Off! Why dont you get these stupid thing of my neck or else Ill have to slap the lips of your face! It also seems you have a...fruity son to deal with! *Wrestling fans erupt in to cheers, Solidus fans boo heavily* Solidus: Shut up! He is not my son! Raiden: BUT DADDY!!! Solidus: ARGH! *Throws Rock right at Raiden and now is in heap of bodies* Rock: Ahh! Get this fruti off of me! *Throws Raiden off and heads back into the ring with a shocked face* Rock: You dont ever do that to the Rock! If you mess with the Rock, then you get a fist up your-! *Rock knocks down Solidus with several fists to the head* Snake: What is going on? Hmm...I should get some smokes...hey Liquid! Can ya get me some Lucky Strikes? Liquid: What? Im not your slave! Snake: Come on... Liquid: Ahh...fine. *Walks to a nearby concession store* *Meanwhile The Rock stands over Solidus and throws his elbowpads into the crowd* You guys can continue this..I dont have an idea yet. |
| Ronin Fox |
posted 7/10/04 3:15 PM
*While The Rock is standing in the middle of the ring, soaking up the adoration of his fans, Raiden is on the floor at Snake's feet (this is where he landed when The Rock tossed him).*
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| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/10/04 4:56 PM
*Solidus is holding The Rock with his tentacle while Liquid is fuming at the both of them* Snake: LIQUID! *Enters the ring* Where are my smokes? Liquid: What in bloody...how can you smoke at a time like...argh...I threw them down near ringside! Snake: You WHAT? Thats it...a Fatal Four Way between Me, You, Georgie, and...that guy Georgie is holding right now! Solidus: Stop calling me Georgie! Rock: Hey Fruit Loop! Why dont you stop staring at Army Boy like a fruit you are! Get your freakin metal excuse for arms off my neck you roody poo monkey a**! *Crowd erupts into cheers* Solidus: Ergh! *Throws Rock into one of the corners and the fighters get ready in their corners* *Then...the light goes out! The crowd are screaming and their is a large state of confusion presently in this arena* *Lights go back on! And we see...Vamp over Raiden just about to bite!* Vamp: Ahh...umm. Hehehe...I was..desperatly hungry...he was unconcious so ummm ya you know...hehehe. *He lets go of Raiden and stands around looking embarresed* Rock: Now we have a fruity vampire just like you Fruit Loop! Liquid: Shut up you bloody American! *************************************** -To be continued- |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/11/04 1:25 AM
*Suddenly, a voice from nowhere starts up* ????: Hey, you weren't gonna forget me, were you? *All of a sudden, Bman drops from the roof, Commando-style, next to Vamp* Bman: *Looks at Vamp* ...Damn, missed... *Looks at feet, and is standing on Raiden* Even better. Rock: ...Who, in the Blue Hell, are you? Bman: Ya wouldn't know me... Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! The Rock, back at WWE, see, never had to see soooo many Jabronies like you people. But sadly, for The Rock, he has NOW, seen all the Jabronis of the world... Bman: *Right at Rock's face* HUH?! THAT WHAT YOU WANT, *****?! YOU GONNA **** WITH ME??!! HOW'S ABOUT I KICK YOUR ****ING *** ALL OVER THIS ****ING TOWN????!!!!! Vamp: You... COULD make this an armaggedon match. Snake: O.*Punched out by Liquid* Liquid: If any's going to allow this freak in our match, is will NOT be you, Snake! *To Bman* O.K., you can join the fight. Now all we need is a 6th person... *Everybody in the stadium, fighters included, turn their heads towards Vamp, but don't stop there. What they look at is a shriveled ball of a crunched blond fruit at the ringside...* -To Be Continued (Happily)- |
| Lady Joanne Sakazaki |
posted 7/11/04 4:56 AM
It was a good idear too ad The Rock was'nt it? I can't write fanfics right now becouse I'm too happy, gess why? I've got the new George Michael Cd and I'm in love with it! ^_______________________^ My first Cd!!! ^_______________________^ |
| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/11/04 7:38 AM
It looks like you guys have some considerable WWE knowledge so I was wondering if it would be ok to add more WWE superstars or keep it as is? And yes, the Rock idea came from Joanne..I was continuing it :). Good job everyone! *************************************** *Suddenly out of nowhere!* Mystery Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! We now are about to start our Armageddon match between 6 fighters! And they are... Liquid: Who the bloody heck are you? And where did you come from?! Mystery Announcer: Oh yes. My name is PhoenixOrionLP and I will be your announcer for this match as our previous ref has for some reason turned into a mangy dog. *Ronin growls at Phoenix* Now *grabs a steel chair* if anyone tries to attack me then you will get greeted by unconciousness. Rock: Well lets just find one more contestant then. Why? Because the Rock says so! Since Fruit Loop knocked his brother or husband out than who could the Rock choose? Maybe Blondie there outside the ring? Liquid: Snake is not my husband you bloody moron! AHH! Raiden: *slowly gets up to his feet* DADDY! That mean hairy Russian lady whacked me in the head with a steel chair! *WAAAAH!* Solidus: I...uhhh...dont know this kid...ho hum. Olga: Who you calling hairy? *Almost hits Raiden with the chair again but is taken from by Vamp* Vamp: We do need him for this match Olga...I think we had enough unconciousness for tonight. Olga: Humph...stupid kid. Phoenix: Ok so here is our contestants: Liquid, Solidus, THE ROCK, Vamp, Raiden, and...oh looks like Snake just woke up...he will be our 6th person! *Crowd cheers and chants "SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE!* Phoenix: Ok then...are you ready gentlemen? Lets get it on! ************************************** Match to be continued... |
| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/11/04 7:41 AM
Phoenix: WAIT A MINUTE! Screw Raiden! Take him out. Put bman in! I forgot about him! Sorry about that! Raiden: Hey...you mean announcer guy! *runs over to Solidus* Can I be in this match PWEASE?! Solidus: Who are you? I dont know you! Get your hands off me!! Raiden: DADDY! *************************************** Sorry about that bman. I forgot. Anyways I am a bit confused on who is in the match...can anyone clarify? |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/11/04 5:56 PM
Match Contestants: Me Raiden Snake Liquid Solidus The Rock Hope it helps! |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/13/04 3:48 AM
Oh, and I forgot to add that Omega has to be injured somehow in this fight. It just seems really funny when he's getting th crud beaten out of him. No offense... |
| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/14/04 3:20 AM
I thought Omega was stomped the life outta him during I-Day? So...he probably already is quite badly injured...hilarious! No offence. Also...is Ronin really a dog...or is she acting like a dog...shes becoming more like a real dog every post. XD **************************************** Solidus: Ear plugs...need ear plugs! Phoenix! Or whatever your name is! Just put him into the stupid match! Phoenix: Ahh...my ears too. Fine! Vamp you dont mind stayin outta this one right? Vamp: Nooo...I will just feast on the unconcious bodies of defeated..mmmm. Huh? Oh ummm...I mean no I dont mind. Phoenix: Right... Raiden: YEA YEA YEA! *prances around the ring like a pony* I-AM-IN-THE-MATCH! I'll show how strong I am, Daddy! Solidus: ... The Rock: Finally...The Rock can now wrestle in the MGS ARENA! *cheers and cheers* Phoenix: Alrighty then. This will be a 6 Way Elimination Match! If a person is pinned, taps out, or falls unconcious for some reason, then they are ELIMINATED! The winner is the last man standing! Now, ring the bell! *Ding Ding Ding!* Everyone starts off with a stare down with each other. Raiden prances in spot. As the wrestlers are confronting each other... *a soft metal on metal sounds are heard also some mechanics can be heard* Solidus: *The only person who cared to notice* That sounds oddly unsettling...and familiar. The Patriots?! *Solidus looks up* **************************************** -To Be Mysteriously Continued- |
| Omega Chaos |
posted 7/14/04 5:40 PM
Omega:*is still on the floor in pain* Hey...how dropped the 3 metric tonnes of TNT here?! *Loud explosion follows* Bill Cosby:*Looks up at the sky* My...I never realized how pretty the stars really are...wait what's that off in the distance? Random person #1:It's a bird... Random person #2:Nah...most likely a plane... Random person #3:Your both idiots...it's an egg salad sandwich! Bill Cosby:Wait...it looks like a flaming man...falling to earth at break-neck speeds...OMEGA!!! *Bill Cosby rips off his clothes revealing his in a super hero costume* Bill Cosby:SUPER COSBY AWAY!!!!*jumps into the Air and falls down like a sack of bricks* Omega:*Plummets straight into Bman knocking him to the ground crushing his skull* *gets up* No one be alarmed...*takes off jacket*I'm just going to blow up the building and kill you all! Random person #1:Oh my dear...A BOMB! Random person #2:Nah...those are hot dogs... Omega:DAMN IT!!!*starts viciously beating the ground...only to realize that he's missing the ground and hitting Bman* Meh...at least he's cushioning my fists... |
| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/15/04 3:25 AM
*Phoenix walks over to Omega with a steel chair behind his back* Phoenix: So you must be Omega... *WHACKS Omega with the chair sending him flipping over the ropes and into the crowd! Omega fans rush to his aid!) Phoenix: Like I said before ladies and gentlemen...nobody will mess this match up! Anyways...we need EMPs now for bman or else we cannot continue this long awaited match! *metal on metal noise gets louder and is now easily heard on the ceiling* Solidus: What is that noise?! It sounds so familiar! Liquid: Must be a Patriot friend of yours right? Solidus: Shut up Liquid! But...it might be... *Then a large dark figure drops from above into the ring! A large metallic tentacle grabs Solidus by the throat!* Mystery Man: Well well well. We meet again Solidus. Soldius: Octavius! What are you doing here! I thought you moved to NYC! Snake: Doc Ock? Liquid: Docter Octopus? Raiden: RAIDEN! *prances around again* *Everyone stares at Raiden* Phoenix: Um...uhh...hehe...I will leave the ring now... Ock: Not so fast! *grabs Phoenix along with Snake and Liquid* Ock: I have all 3 Snakes within my grasp and this...someone! I will destroy you! Solidus you will pay for betraying me! The Rock: Now we have some fruity doctor with a even fruitier bull cut! And 4 freakin arms! A super villian! Now we need Hurricane and Rosey! *wrestling corwd erupts* Ock: SILENCE! *Çrowd goes silent* Ock: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now see the destruction of these 4 by my own hands. MWAHAHAHAHA! *************************************** -To Be Continued- Getting weird huh? |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/15/04 3:29 AM
Bman: Omega, what are you doing? Rock: What the Rock wants to know is: what the hell is that punk doing with that dummy? Omega: I'm beating up Bman... *looks at Bman, then the guy who he was beating up, which just happened to be a bomb* Omega: Oh, ****. *BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Bman: *Annoyed tone* Fatman... Fatman: *Innocently* It wan't me... Bman: OK, now it's one thing to ruthlessly beat up someone who you want to beat up for no apparent reason at all. It's another thing to blow them up. You got that? *Gets hit with a chair by the Rock* Rock: The Rock is tired of all this Bull**** he keeps hearing. Is there a normal person in this God-Forsaken place? Bman: *Gets up* Rock, did you just hit me with that steel chair? Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER-*Is ripped in half by Bman* Snake: Great, now we're one guy down. Who the hell's gonna replace the Rock? Liquid: Hmmm, that's a good question. Ocelot? Ocelot: *Disgruntedly* Yeah, what is it Liquid? Solidus: *Interupts* We need a replacement for that damn imbecile, Rook, or whatever his name was. (No one gets away with calling me names...) Ocelot: How about Johnny? *A loud fart is heard from the direction of the Men's restroom* Ocelot: OK, Johnny's out. Who else could we... *Looks at Omega* Naw, too messed up... *Looks at Bill Cosby, now getting up and dusting off his costume* Perfect... Oh, Mr. Cosby? How would you like to participate in our 6-Man Elimination Match? Cosby: Well, I dunno, I'm just a comedian... Oh, why not? I'm up for a good, fair, honest competition. *Everyone in the ring just stares at Cosby, wondering the fate of their match* Meryl: Hey, has anyone seen that guy that got blown up a minute ago? Ronin: Woof woof (Over there). *Points towards moon* *There is a flying figure moving across the moon, and seemed to be screaming in extreme pain* -To Be Continued- |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/15/04 3:32 AM
Uhhh, hey Phoenix. I posted about 4 minutes after you, but I don't really know which one to accept. Yours or mine? We'll let someone (Other than Omega) choose... Please. I can't decide. |
| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/15/04 7:24 AM
Holy shiza! YOure right...dang. I had plans for Rock and Ock but...let Ronin decide I guess...or someone else. |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/15/04 7:48 PM
Speaking of which, where is she? |
| Lucifer |
posted 7/16/04 1:54 AM
I think you should go with the first one... |
| Lucifer |
posted 7/16/04 2:08 AM
--assuming you went with the first one I shall make a post-- The sky darkens as a mysterious figure garbed in black approaches the stadium* *a person on the street walks up to him* Person:You look like your lost...do you need help? *the person got nothing but a cold stare from Lucifer's piercing yellow eyes that(which were the only thing that could be seen under his robes)as Lucifer unsheathed his sword and beheaded them at an astonishing speed* Lucifer:...*continues to make his way towards the stadium* |
| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/16/04 3:31 AM
Well...he Lucifer wants to go with the first so...is that alright bman? And yea...where is Ronin the good ole dog? :p And Lucifer: I hope youre not going to KILL everyone at the arena...I mean it is a wrestling stadium...anyways welcome to the group! **************************************** *Now, Doc Ock is holding up Snake, Liquid, Solidus, and Phoenix with his tentacle, squeezing the life outta them. Then outta nowhere...* Ock: Ahh! What the...uhhhh....*falls to the ground and releases the captives* Snake: *goes over to Ock* Tranqualizer? Somebody has an M9... Liquid: *gasps for air* I...almost...fell...unconcious there...agh. Solidus: Damn the Patriots! *Kicks Doc Ock* Phoenix: *on the mobile phone* Yes...yes...ok I'll tell them. Ladies and gentlemen...we have grave news. According to outside sources...there is a mysterious killer wielding a freakin sword...and he is coming this way. OH IM SO FREAKING SCARED! We have enough crazy wackos in this building already! It feels like Im taking crazy pills! (Will Ferral voice). So lets get this match going! Wheres bman? *in the background bman is being attended by EMPs then all of a sudden he busts outta of the stretcher and punches the surronding medics outta the way and calmly walks over to the ring* Phoenix: There he is... Snake: *readying SOCOM* That killer is gonna get a bullet to the head. Liquid: *readying FAMAS* More bloody Americans...I think Solidus: *whips out 2 katanas* DAMN THE PATRIOTS! The Rock: Someone is gonna get a beating up their candy a**! Raiden: I feel so happy! I feel so happy! *prances around ring* Bman: *stands silently in the corner* *as wrestlers get ready...footsteps can be heard at the entrance way* *The crowd gasps and everyone goes quiet* Bill Cosby: Well hello there! No need to be scared. I just came to watch a good honest fight! Hehehe. *Crowd releases a sigh of relief...footsteps are heard again!* Omega: Must...kill...bman *Crowd resumes talking...a few seconds after that...the lights out and mist comes out of the entrance way and a dark hooded figure with yellow eyes appear* *************************************** *Meanwhile up in the skybox* Voice: Colonel...looks like we have some more problems. Colonel: Yes...i see. Do whatever it takes, Snake. Snake?: Commencing Operation Snake Eater... **************************************** Will the match continue? Will there be more interference? What will happen to Doc Ock? Who is this mysterious killer? What is Snake Eater? Find out in the next episode of...MGS SMACKDOWN ARENA! |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/16/04 7:07 PM
I like, I like! I also enjoy that I'm standing in the corner so badass-like (I hope). I can't wait to find out what happens next... well, sort of. |
| Lucifer |
posted 7/16/04 11:51 PM
Lucifer:*walks in and a sudden chill is felt by everyone as the rooms temperature dramatically drops* *my breath is visible as I begin to speak* Hello...I apologise for my tardiness...won't happen again...greetings everyone... *scans the crowd looking at all the faces* Relax...I am not going to hurt you...get on with the fighting... |
| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/17/04 4:59 AM
Yea...I didnt really think it would be nice controlling other people so I just had you stand in the corner looking all bad ass :). Where are you Ronin?! *************************************** Phoenix: Hey Fatman! Can you turn up the thermostat? Its getting mighty cold here. Fatman: Sure...you will like this! *Pyros go off everywhere! The mist disappears and the lights go back on* Phoenix: I-I w-wasnt expect-ting that... Lucifer...please take a seat...you can be in the next match if you like. *The 6 contestants stand in the ring still shocked* Snake: Well...thats something that doesnt happen everyday. Liquid: This arena has been going down hill... Solidus: YOU must also be a Patriot you sword weilding freakish demon! *points swords at Lucifer* Rock:Am I the only normal person in this sorry excuse of a wrestling arena? I came here to kick some candy ass and then I have to work on my next movie. So lets get a move on before the Rock slaps the lips right off everyone's face! *Crowd erupts into more cheers but then is cut short. All of a sudden a man slides into the ring and points his gun at Snake* Man: Put your hands up...Solid Snake. Snake: But you look like... Liquid: He looks exactly like... Solidus: Snake! Are you Big Boss? But...who are you? Man: You can call me Snake. That guy is an imposter. Snake: Did you go through the jungles in the 1960s? Snake2: I did. Since this is leading to some confusion...you can call me...Big Boss. All: BIG BOSS? **************************************** -To Be Continued- |
| Omega Chaos |
posted 7/17/04 7:28 PM
gasps* Big Boss?Damn...you look exactly like that guy why tried to "touch" me when I was a kid...er was that Micheal Jackson? |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/18/04 8:59 PM
*Goes over to stomp Omega's face in, then returns to corner to watch the ensuing Boss Battle* |
| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 7/27/04 2:09 AM
Ummm...is anyone going to continue this? Right now I dont have any ideas. |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 7/28/04 3:53 AM
ditto... |
| Bman in 2288 |
posted 9/11/04 7:48 PM
yup...a looooong time since last post. no idea what we're doing, though, so blah |
| Ronin Fox |
posted 9/13/04 11:16 AM
*Suddenly, Solidus finds himself unable to move, caught up in some thick, weblike substance.*
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| PhoenixOrionLP |
posted 9/13/04 1:44 PM
Phoenix: HEY! Runs towards Spidey with a steel chair in hand but is frogleaped into the ground by Spidey. The chair smacks into Phoenix's face as he falls. Phoenix: *muffled by a steel chair* Im supposed to be the announcer now...*black outs* Spidey: Say good night, Gracie! Hmmm...hey! Why is there TWO Doc Ocks! Solidus: *$*%#$^*$%*^$*%! Ock: Spider-Man! I thought you would never find me here! Big Boss looks on with confusion. He then looks at all of his 3 "sons" with a grimace and shakes his head. *To be Continued* *************************************** Sorry for the short post. Ill post longer another time. Cya! |
| Lady Joanne Sakazaki |
posted 9/18/04 4:09 AM
Hello I just want to tell that I'm not dead. I'm still standing *Peace out* |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 9/18/04 8:50 PM
been a loooooooooong time... But i don't have time on my hands to write a story right now. You'll have to take this on your own, next poster by the way, if anyone asks for me (story-wise), I'll be taking a dump |
| agent no one |
posted 9/24/04 11:29 PM
lol thats funny man hey im new okay so far Ronin and B-Man i like your stories |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 9/25/04 3:22 PM
My story, in the bathroom! *Meanwhile, in the Bathroom* Bman: God, what the hell is goin' on down there?! It's like Spider Man, Doc Ock, and Big Boss appeared at the arena at the same time! Johnny: HEY! Keep it down!! It's you're fault I'm still stuck here! Bman: Just because I filled the Game Room with pictures of hot beautiful women which made you have to go like never before, doesn't mena you can be mean towards me!!! I can pummel you whenever, wherever I want to. Johnny: ...Oh, yeah. *Some time later* *Bman hears Ronin barking in excitment in the distance* Bman: Wow, Ronin must be excited about something, because I can hear her from here. While you're farting! Johnny: You're momma... *Bman pulls out a Desert Eagle and procedes to aim in the direction of Johnny's head. However, there was a guard in between the stalls taking a leak, and Bman accidentally shoots his wang off* *Screams of bloody murder fill the room, and then silence* Johnny: ...Heh heh heh...have you heard the story of a horse--- Bman: Shut up. |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 10/11/04 1:37 AM
...hello? |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 10/11/04 6:18 PM
NNOOO!!!!! THE KILLED SUPERMAN!!!! MUST! MAKE! TRIBUTE!!!!! |
| Bman In 2288 |
posted 10/18/04 1:42 AM
...Is anyone here? Wait. Nevermind. Can't do a story. Got a lab report to finish |
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