The Rant Room!

Author	Topic: Time to lay on the SMACKDOWN: MGS Style!
Ronin Fox	posted 3/4/04 6:36 AM Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first official Metal Gear Solid SMACKDOWN Wrestling Tournament! I'm your host, Ronin Fox, and we've got a HOT HOT HOT lineup of fighters from all over-- gets hit in the head with a steel chair and falls unconscious Liquid Snake: Pah, I thought she was never going to stop talking. Meryl: Liquid, you're MEAN! She's the referee! Liquid Snake: If you don't stop whining, little girl, you're going to be next! Half of the audience erupts into loud cheers, the rest into emphatic "boo"s. Sniper Wolf: Is this an individual match or a tag team match? Olga: I don't know. He knocked out the referee before she could state the rules. Liquid: I'M calling the shots around here from now on! grabs the microphone Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, prepare yourselves for the greatest no-holds-barred showdown on the planet! The first match will be between none other than myself, and my no-good brother SOLID SNAKE! Audience cheers wildly. The cheering dies down after a few seconds, when it's suddenly realized that Snake is nowhere to be found. Liquid: Where IS that coward?!? looks around and grabs Otacon by the collar You! You're his friend, aren't you? Where is he?! Otacon: I-I-I d-don't kn-know! Honest! Johnny Sasaki: Hey! Someone swiped my girlie magazine collection! Rose: I saw a man with a bandanna running towards the bathroom... Liquid: scowls It doesn't take a rocket scientist to put two and two together! Raiden: with a puzzled look on his face Ummm, what IS two plus two? Liquid smacks Raiden on the head Raiden: Ow! Meryl's right, you're MEAN! Liquid: hands the microphone to Revolver Ocelot Take care of things here. I'm going to force that Snake out of his hole. storms off towards the bathroom Revolver Ocelot: stares at the microphone, confused Er, well........ faces the audience Anyone know a good karaoke song? -To be continued by whoever posts next!- http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Ronin Fox	posted 3/4/04 11:28 PM Solidus: grabs mike away from Ocelot Karaoke?! Are you insane? Psycho Mantis: He wants to sing on TV because he didn't make it onto American Idol. Ocelot: Shut up, you! I told you not to tell anyone about that!!! Meryl: Otacon tried to get into American Idol too. Poor guy didn't even make it to the auditions. Sniper Wolf: Oh, why not? Meryl: He wet his pants while waiting in line. Otacon: Th-th-THAT'S NOT TRUE! wets his pants Solidus: Gah! Somebody get the janitor over here! Ocelot: while Solidus is distracted, he snatches the microphone Yoink! Solidus: D'oh! Ocelot: Johnny! Take over the sound system! Johnny Sasaki: Yes sir! rushes to the control room Solidus: tries to grab microphone with tentacles Give me back that microphone, you fool! You're ruining the show! Ocelot: No, I'm RUNNING the show! Mantis, Raven, deal with this killjoy! Stow him in a locker or something. Psycho Mantis: Right. uses telekinesis to immobilize Solidus Vulcan Raven: HYAH! punches Solidus towards the locker room CRASH! -Meanwhile...- Liquid: in the men's bathroom Snake! SNAAAAAKE! Snake's voice is heard from one of the stalls: In here. Liquid: goes in front of the stall You're holding up the match! What kind of-- Snake: Look, do ya mind?! I'm trying to do my business here! Liquid: "Business" indeed. I know you've got Johnny Sasaki's magazines. Snake: Huh? ... Johnny's got magazines?! Liquid: You mean...... you DON'T have them? Snake: No, I'm reading the newspaper. Where are those magazines? Did he bring 'em here? Are they-- Liquid: Oh, shut your cake-hole. You'd better hurry; the crowd is getting unstable. Snake: Hey, gimme a break-- I'm having such a hard time with this poop, I could swear it's coming out sideways. Liquid: ..... Want a laxative? Snake: Nah. Thanks anyway. Liquid: Sometimes it's hard to keep up this brother-hating act. Let's crash at the pub when our match is over, eh, Snake? Snake: Sounds good to me. FARTS Liquid: Blast it, Snake, that was utterly HORRID! Snake: Well, why are you still hangin' around here?! Get out and let me poop in peace! Liquid: covering his nose Fine! leaves -At the ringside...- Ocelot: singing an N-Sync song ...'til the day my life is through, this I promise you..... this I promise yooouuuuu! Audience: cheers loudly Yay! Woo-hoo! More! Encore! Ocelot: Thank you, thank you all! Otacon: I wanna sing, b-but I get nervous looking at all those people! Vulcan Raven: with a mischievous grin Stage fright? Mantis can help get rid of that! gestures to Mantis Mantis: Yes, just a few fixes to your thought centers and you'll be as confident as a pro! Otacon: Wow! Really? Y-you'd do that for me? Mantis: Sure. Just buy us some drinks when the show's over. The good kind, not the cheap stuff. Otacon: Oh boy! Fine... work your magic, Mantis! Mantis waves his hands over Otacon's head for a few seconds. Otacon's eyes glaze over, then he makes his way to the center of the ring, walking as if in a trance Ocelot: notices Otacon Hey! What's up, anime-boy? Come to serenade us with a rousing rendition of the Sailormoon song? Otacon: Ocelot........ reaches out towards him Do you...... like me? Ocelot: ?!? HUH?!? Otacon: Do you... like me, Ocelot? stumbles forward Ohhh, Ocelot, hold me! Ocelot... Ocelot: AAAAAAAAAGH! MANTIS, I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!! Mantis and Raven: huddled in a corner, snickering like schoolboys Heh heh heh heh hehhhhhh! Otacon: suddenly switches direction Mmmm... Raiden........ Rose: YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HIM! smacks Otacon unconscious Mantis: Dang. Now what are we going to do for fun? Ocelot: spots Liquid coming back from the bathroom What's going on, Boss? Where's Snake? Liquid: That spineless weakling's constipat-- I mean, cowering in his stall. We'll have to hold another match in the meantime. Ocelot: All right... so who's going to fight? -To be continued by the next poster- http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/5/04 10:53 PM Raven: thinks Hey, let the bosses fight! Mantis: Yes, bosses! It would make a really good show! Liquid: hmm... yes, i like the idea... Ocelot! Want to give it a shot? Ocelot: stops looking at wall Hmm, what? Liquid: argh... fine then, we'll take it from here, then. MEANWHILE Snake: ohhh, man! was that my taco?! it felt like it came out whole!! looks in toilet ...mmm, o...k... begins reading again AT THE RING Liquid: so, you russian scum! let's settle it here then, huh?! Ocelot: ... what score, boss? Liquid: (not so loud, you want to make this dramatic, or what?) Ocelot: Oh, then FINE!!!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY... uh... hmm... my what? Liquid: (what i have to put up with...) (i dont know, make something up... Ocelot: ...oh... OF MY... CLITORIS!!!!!!!!!! Everyone: ???!!! Liquid: why god, why? it was enough with the Vampire... Vamp appearing out of nowhere You called? Solidus: It's official!!! handicap match, 2-against-1, Ocelot's favor!!! Ocelot: (oh, now i get this american wrestling business) Vamp you ready?! Vamp: of course, i always am! to Liquid Show me what you've got! Audience: eewwww... Vamp: oh, uh, I mean, En Guarde!!!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/5/04 10:55 PM -To be continued by the next poster-
Ronin Fox	posted 3/6/04 4:42 AM Liquid: Just you watch! I'll take both of you and leave your limp, broken bodies on the floor like a pair of rag dolls! Audience: cheers loudly Woo-hoo! Yeah! Vamp: You're all talk, Liquid! lashes out in a flying scissors kick Liquid: dodges the kick Too slow, Vamp. Now see a true master of the-- ARGH! gets whacked on the back of the head by Ocelot's elbow Ocelot: How do you like THAT? Liquid: Not bad-- how do you like THIS? headbutts Ocelot Ocelot: Oof! Vamp: Grraaah! grabs Liquid by the neck and shoves him against the ropes Ocelot punches Liquid as Vamp holds him in place. Liquid: Arrgh! gets hit Is that all you can do? gets hit again You... you hit like a girl! gets hit a third time Audience: Woooooo! Get him! Get him! Solidus: still ticked about being pitched into the locker room, shakes a fist at Vulcan Raven Dang you, Raven! When this match is over, I'm going to beat the guts out of you and your gas mask-wearing friend! Raven: You can try. Hah! Mantis: What chance do you have against us? We're Fox-Hound's finest warriors and you're just a washed-up, one-eyed ex-President. Solidus: !!! face turns bright red and he starts twitching furiously Raven: Not to mention a Doctor Octopus wannabe... Solidus: enraged THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! GET IN THE RING! BOTH OF YOU! Mantis: What? But the Boss isn't done with-- Solidus: uses his tentacles to fling Raven and Mantis into the ring I SAID GET IN THERE!!! Raven and Mantis unfortunately land on Vamp and Ocelot, who fall on top of Liquid. The three of them fall to the mat, stunned. Raiden: Wooooo-yeah! Go, Dad, go! Solidus: whispers aside to Raiden Quiet! You're supposed to hate me! Raiden: Oops, right! GO, RAVEN! GO, MANTIS! LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON THAT LOUSY bleep! CENSORED! (long string of expletive words)! Solidus: grumbling* You don't have to be THAT foul-mouthed! Raiden: SOLIDUS IS A WEENIE! SOLIDUS SUCKS! SOLIDUS IS SO CRUDDY, HE CAN'T LAST 10 SECONDS IN A FIGHT WITH SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Solidus: That's ENOUGH, Jack!!! smacks Raiden with a tentacle Audience: Hahahahahahahaha! Raiden: Ow! That hurt for real, Dad! Solidus: Oh, shut up! Rose: Jack! Are you hurt? Is it bleeding? Oh, my poor sweet honey-bunny Jack! C'mon, let's go home... I'll cook you a delicious dinner and we can sit on the couch and cuddle and blah blah blah yak yak etc. etc.......... Raiden: covers his ears Make it stop! SOMEBODY, PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP! -Meanwhile...- Ronin: regains consciousness Ugh... What the heck... sees Solidus duking it out with Raven and Mantis WHAT THE BLOODY HECK!!! Fortune: Hey, the referee's awake. Ronin: What's going on?! The first match was supposed to be between Snake and Gray Fox! Fatman: eating burritos from a big bag of Taco Bell food Well, after Liquid knocked you out, everything pretty much spiraled out of control. Ronin: Grrr, darn that Liquid! ... Hey, where are Snake and Gray Fox, anyway? Meryl: Liquid said Snake was in the bathroom. Nobody knows where Gray Fox is. Sniper Wolf: Is he even in here? -Scene shifts to the stadium parking lot...- Gray Fox: WhOOoOaa, trippy, man! staggering around Naomi: Frankie! So that's where you've been hiding! Gray Fox: HeEYY, sis! Lookee what I got here! stumbles into a parked car Naomi: You've been misusing your medication again! sees him holding something in his hand What's this? Gray Fox: Heh heh! Pretty pretty pretty....... hugs the object to his chest and starts talking like Gollum from Lord of the Rings Precioussssss, my precioussssss...... Naomi: sees that he's holding a stack of girlie magazines My word, Frankie! Where on earth did you get those?! Gray Fox: Don't know... snorts Heehee... -Ringside...- Solidus: Is that the best you kids can do? Hah! reaches out with a tentacle, grabs Psycho Mantis' mask and tries to pull it off Mantis: Noooo! My mask! clings to his mask for dear life Raven: Hrrrrraaagh! aims a flying tackle at Solidus Solidus: dodges and reaches a tentacle under Raven's arm Tickle tickle tickle! Raven: WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! helpless with laughter Liquid: recovers and stands up Ugh, what was that-- sees Vamp and Ocelot still dazed, and Solidus in the ring with Raven and Mantis GAH! This is an outrage! looks around for a steel chair to hit Solidus with, finds one and grabs it-- unfortunately it's the chair that Ronin is sitting on Ronin: falls to the floor, extremely peeved THAT is the height of rudeness!!! Liquid: Playtime's over, Solidus! jumps into the ring, brandishing the chair http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Ronin Fox	posted 3/6/04 4:43 AM Suddenly a screaming horde of Liquid fangirls swarms over the arena. Fangirls: AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID! YOU'RE SO SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Liquid: Aaaaagh! gets carried off by the fangirls Liquid is soon swept out of the building, leaving the audience and participants visibly flustered. Fortune: blinks in confusion Now what was THAT about?! Mantis: It's not fair. I never get any fangirls. Meryl: ................. Olga: Since Liquid's out of the arena, does that mean Vamp and Ocelot win their match? Fortune: I don't know... both of them are still knocked out. Fatman: shrugs and eats another burrito Just ask the referee, why don't you? Fatman points to Ronin, who's sprawled on the floor unconscious along with Raven and Solidus. Fatman: Whoops. Olga: Not again! Fortune: sees that their backs are covered in footprints and scuff marks Trampled by the fangirl crowd, poor things. Meryl: Well... since Mantis is the only one left standing, I guess he's the winner! Mixed reactions from the audience-- some cheer wildly, the rest offer loud "boo"s. Mantis: Thank you, thank you to all my fans! And to those who hate me....... ALL OF YOU SHALL SUFFER! Mantis begins to throw chairs around the stadium with his psychokinetic blasts. Otacon: Waaaah! I think I'm g-gonna w-wet my pants again! Vamp: regains consciousness Uhhh... NOW what?! Ocelot: wakes up too Oh... Mantis, that hotheaded idiot! Meryl: Someone's gotta stop him before he brings down the whole building! Just as Meryl finishes her sentence, the voice of famous singer Gloria Esteban blares forth from the speakers. Music from speakers: "Come on, shake your body, gotta do that conga... No you can't control yourself any longer..." Mantis: stops his psychokinetic blasts CONGA TIIIIIIIME! starts dancing Audience: ......... ! lapses into shocked silence Fortune: I don't know what's worse-- him destroying the stadium, or the sight of him dancing! Olga: Saved by Gloria Esteban... Ocelot: No-- saved by Johnny Sasaki! points towards the control room window, where Johnny is waving and giving an enthusiastic thumbs-up Sniper Wolf: What do you know... looks like he turned out to be useful after all. Mantis forms a conga line with several audience members and dances around the auditorium. Olga: Well, this is fine for now, but what about when the song ends? Ocelot: contacts Johnny on his walkie-talkie Johnny, are there any more dance music CDs in the studio? Johnny: Plenty, sir! We've got enough to keep Mantis occupied for the whole evening, including the YMCA, the Twist and the Macarena. Ocelot: Excellent. Now our only problem is deciding what to do next. -To be continued- http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/6/04 5:33 AM In the Bathroom Snake: holds his gut in pain and farts Oh, MAN! I think I'm gonna... hey! That piece of poo looks just like the state of Alaska... Bman: enters bathroom HEY, SNAKE!!!!!!! WE'RE DOING THE CONGA!!!! STOP BEING A WUSS AND COME OUT FROM HIDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Snake: (Oh, God) ...W-w-wait minute... Wow. Another piece of poo, this time looks like Asia... -To Be Continued-
Kage Shoujo	posted 3/7/04 11:17 PM Meanwhile... the conga line has made its way into the bathroom. Mantis: Hey Snake! Why don't you join us? throws open the door of the stall Snake: AARGH!!! lets out a loud, smelly, fart Mantis: Nevermind! slams the door shut ABOUT FACE!!! Conga Line: Let's get out of here now! Cause Snake's fart is smelly! Mantis: Snake is worse than Johnny! Snake: Hey!!! I am NOT! lets out another fart Err..... the conga line hurries out of the bathroom, chanting "snake is worse than johnny" Snake: Grr...Stupid Mantis....reaches for the toilet paper roll Aww....there's no paper.... suddenly, Raiden bursts in, riding inside his carboard box Raiden: Merry Christmas Snake!!! tosses a roll of toilet paper over the wall of Snake's stall Snake: Err.....thanks Raiden.... Raiden: No problem, ho ho ho!!! a loud thud is heard Raiden: ... another thud Snake: What are you doing??? Raiden: I can't thud get thud through the thud door!!! Snake: Turn sideways Raiden. Raiden: But then how will I walk??? thud thud Snake: slaps his forehead Just get OUT of the box Raiden! Raiden: But I'm not wearing anything!!! Snake: Why not? Raiden: Because I felt like it..... Snake: Raiden, you're an idiot. Raiden: Aww, Snake, you're mean!! VERY LOUD THUD Uh...... Snake: ... Raiden: Snake?? I'm stuck.... Snake: Well, that's too bad! farts loudly Raiden: AAAAAH!!!!!! tries desperately to free himself THUD THUD THUD THUD Snake: err.... THUD THUD THUD RIIIIP Snake: Raiden? Snake opens the door of the stall slightly, then sees a cardboard box lying in the doorway to the bathroom, one side is ripped. Uh oh.... -Ringside- the conga line makes its way back to the ring Mantis: I could dance ALL NIGHT LONG!!! a high, girly scream fills the auditorium, and everyone watches in horror as Raiden runs past, totally naked Mantis: MY EYES!!!!! gets paralyzed with shock everyone who's unconscious regains consciousness, and faints again when they see Raiden -To Be Continued-
Bman in 2288	posted 3/9/04 10:45 PM Bman awakes in the Bathroom Bman: Darn it, Snake! His farts smell worse than... notices torn box in front of doorway Hey! That wasn't there before... Snake: groans That's because Raiden is out there, running around naked again! Bman: RAIDEN NAKED????!!!!!! HOLY ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hides in stall next to Snake* So, Snake, how long do you think we're gonna be stuck here? Snake: ...I don't know, but knowing Raiden, it's gonna be a long time. Bman: Well, are you done being scared yet, or is Raiden in the nude just too much? Snake: (Damn guy)It's Raiden. I almost ended up seeing his stick once, and I've been Scared since. -Ringside- Raiden: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'm naked!!! Help me, help, HELP!!!!!!! looks around to see everyone, including Sasaki, unconscience Wow, Snake must have really done it this time. I wonder, do people fart badly when they are scared? Liquid recovers conscienceness, looks at Raiden, and goes out cold again Raiden: suddenly I have to go to the Bathroom!!!!! I don't think Snake will mind if we share the same stall... -To Be Continued-
The Dying Informant	posted 3/11/04 4:54 AM Snake's codec rings Snake: Ugh... great, I'm getting a call. answers codec Snake: Waddup foshizzle? -----: Snake, Raiden's coming to join you in your stall still naked. Get the hell outta there and find a place to hide! Snake: Who is this?! -----: One of your fans... Snake: Olga, cut it out! -----: You'll find out who I am soon enough. Quick! He's coming!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/11/04 5:52 AM Snake: Uh, Bman, I got some bad news? Bman: ...sighs What is it? Snake: Uh, well, ehhh... Bman: Out with it already! Snake: Raiden's coming back to the bathroom, more specifically, my stall. Bman: takes a moment to process ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!faints Snake hears Raiden coming down the hall Snake: Oh, ***! What am I gonna do?! Raiden: Hey, Snake? I was wondering...Screams* Snake and Bman, who regained conscienceness, hear screams of pain, rape, and very odd, yet familiar, rambling... Bman: (...Is it over?) Snake: (I think so) ???: MEDICENE!!!!!!! Bman and Snake: Oh, it's Fox! Fox: SNakE!! whY CowEr befoRE The enEmY when YOU cOUlD bE FighTiNg? Snake: You've been misusing the medicene again, haven't you? Bman: Well, at least a High Fox is better than a Naked Raiden, Snake. -DJ Booth- Sasaki: regains conscienceness Ohh... man, that was the worst thing that I ever saw in my life! I can't hear him anymore, so he must be gone. I wonder, though: what about Snake?! Isn't he in trouble, too??!! hightails it to the bathroom -Meanwhile- Snake: (Ahhh, my gut feels soo much better) Hey you guys. I think I got it again! Bman: Yeah, Snake, that's the way to beat fear, you pansy! Snake: Shut up, or I'll fart. Fox: You know what you need? Some... Bman: That's enough, Fox. You just got over being high again, remember? All hear Johnny coming towards the bathroom quite quickly Sasaki: as he enters Sna... Aww, man, what is that... Fox: Hears Naomi Naomi is coming. Sasaki: Beautiful Woman?! Nooooo, no more diarrhea!!!! Heads towards Snake's stall -To Be Continued-
Bman In 2288	posted 3/14/04 6:24 AM -Meanwhile, at Ringside- Liquid: Regaining conscienceness Ohhh, my head and dignity... Raven: Also regains conscienceness... Wasn't the boss carried out by his Fangirls?! Goes over to "Liquid", stepping on Ronin Fox along the way, and pulls at his hair Liquid: YYEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW! Why the bloody hell did you do that, Raven??!! Headbutts Raven in the gut Raven: Cough Wait, if cough you weren't carried cough by girls wheeze, then who was? -Some girl's hideout- Girls: Oh, Liquid, we waaaant yoooooou!! Pulls at his hair to find out that it's a wig, and that the "Liquid" was actually Master Miller in disguise! Miller: Uhh... Looks at angry fangirls I'm in trouble. Miller Fangirls just burst out of nowhere Miller Fangirls: Ohhh, Master! You are sooooooooooo hot!!!!!!! Carries Miller off Miller: Noooooooo, not again!!!!!!!!!!!
Ronin Fox	posted 3/14/04 11:30 AM Naomi: FRANKIE!!! totally ignores the immobilized Raiden and grabs Gray Fox by the ear, dragging him out of the bathroom Fox: Ow ow OW! Hey! What's the problem, sis?! Naomi: What's the problem? YOU are, you sick, perverted druggie maniac, you! hauls Gray Fox back towards the auditorium Fox: OW OW OW OW OW! Dang it, sis, are you trying to tear my ear off or something?! OW! Snake, Bman and Johnny: ?!? Naomi: in the distance And you left your disgusting pornographic magazines scattered all over the building, you horrid deviant, you... Johnny: HEY! Those are MY magazines! rushes out to follow Fox and Naomi -Ringside...- Raven: scratches his head So if the real Liquid Snake is here, then that means those girls must have carried off someone else-- steps on Ronin again Ronin: wakes up Yaaaaaagh! Raven: Whoops. Ronin: stands and scratches head in frustration Dang it, what's been going on here?! Was there a cattle stampede or something? Vamp: Close enough. A swarm of screaming Liquid fangirls just stormed through here and carried off someone that they thought was Liquid. Ronin: eyes boggling ........... What else has been going on? Fortune: Snake is hiding in the bathroom, Mantis was dancing the conga, Raiden was going around naked again and some guy in a ninja suit just ran past a couple of minutes ago. Ronin: That's it, I've had enough. I'm going to lie down in the infirmary. Don't disturb me. walks off Meryl: But what about the show? You're the referee... Ronin: I said don't disturb me! You guys can blow up the building for all I care, just let me rest! Fatman: evil grin Hmmm, blow up the building, eh? Ocelot: whacks Fatman in the head She didn't mean that literally, you idiot. watches Ronin disappear out the nearest exit Suddenly, Naomi approaches, still tugging Gray Fox by the ear. Naomi: Get in there!!! tosses Fox into the ring Fox: Yeeooww! rubs his ear Naomi: I am sick and tired of your psychotic, drug-induced rages! If a good thrashing doesn't teach you a lesson, I don't know what will! Fox: WHAT?! Naomi, are you crazy?!? How can you even think of raising a hand against your own big br-- *POW!!!* Fox: gets knocked against the ropes Gack! Naomi: rolls up her sleeves If I have to pound some sense into your frazzled, short-circuited excuse for a brain, then I WILL! -To be continued- http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/14/04 6:46 PM Suddenly, Fox starts that "going nuts" thing again, and starts Moving towards Naomi, Matrix-tyle. Unfortunatly, he's just moving slow-mo while everyone else is regular speed POW Fox: ok, ok, sis!!!! I'm sorry, I wont do it again, just make the pain stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naomi: That's very good, Frankie. Now we have to wait for Snake to stop hiding so the match can continue. Bman enters the ringside, just as Snake lets out a humongous fart Bman: Uh... eh... I never heard of worse-smelling farts in fear. Dang, Snake's got it bad... Notices Ronin Fox conscience, so grabs a metalo chair, and whacks her unconscience again Fortune: Why the **** did you do that?! Bman: Because, this fanfic relies on her being knocked out... Fatman: This is a fanfic????!!!! Then where are my fangirls??????!!!!! Bman: Uh oh Pulls out Neurolizer, and flashes it I, uh, knocked out Ronion because i wanted to... join the bandwagon! Meryl: Regains conscienceness ... Hey, whos that guy? Points at Bman Bman: Knocks Meryl out, then hightails it to gameroom -Women's bathroom- Mei Ling: Posing in front of mirror Oh, how am I supposed to be such a cute diva if I can't get my butt to grow?! -Men's Bathroom- Sasaki: pants That was a close one, eh Snake? Uh, Snake? Notices Snake is farting again Oh, man, I gotta Ring ... CODEC call... answers Bman: Hey, Johnny. want to come play video games at the Game room? Sasaki: Sure! leaves for gameroom -Gameroom- Bman: Sticking beautiful model posters on the walls Hehe, Johnny'll never know what hit him! -To Be Continued-
Ronin Fox	posted 3/15/04 0:43 AM Ronin: recovers Arrgh, my head! I TOLD YOU GUYS TO LET ME REST, DANG IT!!! stands up and leaves I'm going to take a nap and if any of you disturb me, there's gonna be BLOOD! Meryl: also wakes up, rubbing her head Who hit me? Ronin: in a bad mood Who cares? Maybe I did, for all we know. Meryl: What?! Ronin: I was just trying to make a joke. Geez! Meryl: Why does everyone have to pick on me? I'm not a rookie, you know! I've got field experience! I helped out Snake in Shadow Moses and blah blah yakkety yak yabba yabba yabba etc... Ronin: Gaaaaah! Now I've REALLY got a headache!!! runs out of the auditorium I've got to lie down and get away from it all! DON'T follow me! Meryl: You know, you're the referee! You should be trying to restore some sense of order around here instead of just running off whenever you like! Ronin: covers ears I'm not listening, la la la... tries to run away from Meryl Meryl: Hey, don't you try to run from me! Ronin: I'M NOT LISTENING! runs around desperately and winds up heading back to the ringside -At the arena...- Snake: heads towards the ring Fox?! What're you doing there?!? Fox: a little woozy from being bashed by Naomi DON'T ASK. Naomi: Hello, Snake. It's about time you finally showed up. What took you so long anyway? You were scheduled to fight Frankie in the first-- suddenly stops talking as Meryl and Ronin enter the ring Meryl: chasing Ronin Take your hands off your ears and listen to me! Ronin: still running from Meryl I've got enough headaches without having to put up with you! I've just gone through multiple concussions, for cryin' out loud! Can't I take just one break without someone complaining about it? Snake and Naomi: .......... ?! Fox: Hey, you've got a headache? Try some of this-- it'll get rid of the pain in a jiffy. tosses Ronin a small capsule Ronin: Oh, thanks, Fox. I REALLY need some relief. swallows medicine Naomi: NO!!! Snake: Too late!!! Naomi: whacks Fox in the head Frankie, what did you just give her?! Fox: Well, I, uh... Ronin: twitches UuUUuGgh... Meryl: Oh no! She's going to turn into another drugged psycho! Ronin: walks forward a few steps, twitching M-must... g-get... Meryl: HAI-YAH! grabs Ronin in a judo hold and pins her to the ground We've got to keep her immobilized until the medicine wears off! Ronin: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... asleep Snake: Huh? Fox: I gave her a light sedative. She'll probably feel better after a good long nap. Naomi: Well, you've really done it this time, Frankie! Now we won't have a referee for the next few hours! Fatman: Hey, that's not really a bad thing... -To be continued- http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/15/04 1:39 AM Mei Ling enters Rinside Mei Ling: Hey guys! I got my starting announcements ready, wanna see? Fortune: Oh, why not? Let's see. Mei Ling starts stripping while using a sexy voice to announce the match. All the girls conscience at this point feel quite disturbed and awkward, but all the guys conscience are just gawking at her Mei Ling: Well, how did you like it All the guys: DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN, EVEN MORE SLOWLY, AND MORE SEXIER!!!!!!!!!! Mei Ling: Not realizing what they actually mean ...Maybe this way... -Enter Sasaki- Sasaki: oh, boy. What a relief to get away from dump-man there!! Bman: In gameroom decorated with... girls, hears Sasaki coming Johnny, I found you Magazines!!!!!! Sasaki: You WHAT????!!!! I NEED THOSE... Sees room decorated with poster girls, and just does it in his pants Bman: ...HOLY ***!!!!!!!!! MUST GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Runs at Mach 3 to the bathroom, in the stall next to Snake, who is finishing going to the bathroom* Snake: ...Bman, what's that smell???? Bman: Don's ask... -Ringside- All the girls in the audience are beating up the guys in the audience, due to their... ejackulation at the site of Mei Ling Fortune: ... At least Fat-boy here can jack off... Fatman: Now eating the sandwiches at the confession stand So? Anyways, i can't, my suit is too bulky. Fortune: Moron... Ronin Fox and Meryl are still arguing Ronin: blah blah blah blah blah blah Meryl: yack yack yack yack yack yack Vamp: Thank goodness for my love of men... -Gameroom- Sasaki is still pooping his pants in the sight of so many girls -Bathroom- Snake and Bman are washing their hands Bman: Finished being a pansy yet? Snake: (Why you little) Uh, yeah. Bman and Snake head towards ringside -Ringside- Mei Ling: Angrily This is getting boring! Can't anyone stop these two?????!!!!! Vamp: I think the answer is at the doorway See's Snake and Bman enter Bman: What the **** is this Racket??!! Ronin and Meryl: SHUT UP!!!! Continue arguing Snake: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! Kills several people in the audience, which shuts everyone up Now, will you two start this match already??!! Ronin and Meryl: OK, sir. All the while, Bman has started flirting with Mei Ling, and the two have dissapeared into Mei Ling's Room, and sounds of orgasms are heard -Ringside- Snake: Damn that Mei Ling!! Now who will the announcer be between me and Fox?! Vamp: Raising his hand I... Miller Fangirls rush back in, managing not to run over anyone, throw Miller into the Ring, and leave quickly, giggling Miller: Dishelved Uuugghhh, I willllll... Cough, gasp, slapping, and straighting up All right, boys. Let the... Everyone else at ringside, Liquid most distinct: MATCH BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -To Be Continued*
Ronin Fox	posted 3/15/04 2:36 AM Hey Bman, you seem to have forgotten that I'm supposed to be ASLEEP from the drug that Gray Fox gave me, not arguing with Meryl at the ringside. And why is Snake in the bathroom again, when he was already at the ringside? Anyway, let's just say I woke up from the drug's effects... TEMPORARILY... To everyone's shock, Ronin collapses to the ground, asleep, then stands up and starts walking around like a zombie, then falls asleep again, stands up again, and so on... Meryl: What's going on?! Fox: Ooh, looks like I gave her that experimental sedative Dr. Clark was working on... he said it had a few side effects... Naomi: hits Fox in the head FRANKIE!!! Fox: Whaaat? At least I helped get rid of her headache. Ronin suddenly bites Gray Fox on the arm Fox: GYAH! What the--!!! Ronin: Grrrrrrr! Fox: shakes his arm frantically, trying to dislodge Ronin Bad dog-- I mean, bad Ronin! Ronin: gets thrown aside GrrRRRRR! charges at Gray Fox on all fours, with an expression of animalistic rage on her face Fox: searches his pockets for other medications There's got to be something to-- YEEOOOOOW! gets bitten on the seat of his pants Liquid: HA HA HA HA HAAAA! Fox: Bad, bad Ronin-doggie! tries to strike her unconscious, but keeps getting bitten Hey, stop chewing on that exoskeleton wire! Raven: Allow me. tries to hit Ronin's head, but gets savagely bitten on the leg YAAAAAAH! Ronin: Woof woof woof! leaps back at Gray Fox Fox: Hey!!! I got rid of your headache and this is how you thank me?! Naomi: Does anyone have an M9 tranquilizer pistol? Snake: I've got one, but I used the last of the ammo to put the Colonel to sleep after he drank too much last night. A loud whistle is heard. Everyone turns to the source of the sound and sees Sniper Wolf standing by the ringside. Wolf: whistles again Ronin! Good doggie, leave Mr. Gray Fox and Mr. Vulcan Raven alone, come on! Ronin: lets go of Gray Fox and runs up to Sniper Wolf Woof! Wolf: pats Ronin on the head Good doggie! That's a good girl! Otacon: Wow, Wolf, you really are great with dogs! Ronin: Woof! goes up to Snake and stands on two legs as if begging for a treat Snake: Huh, what the?! Look, I don't have any doggie biscuits-- just leave me alone! Ronin: curls up at Snake's feet Wolf: Oh, look, Snake, she likes you. Snake: WHAT!!! Dang it, Wolf, YOU take her! I've got a match to fight here! And anyway, this is just disturbing! points to Ronin, who's looking up at him with puppy-dog eyes Wolf: Ronin, dear, Snake has to fight now. Come with me and I'll give you a cookie. Ronin: Woof woof! bounds after Wolf happily Meryl: watching Sniper Wolf and Ronin That's..... that's just WRONG... Naomi: Well, Frankie, are you going to fight or are you going to just stand there twiddling your thumbs? Fox: All right, all right already! steps forward and receives an electric shock YAAAH! Everyone: ??? Raven: Ugh, this isn't good. It looks like doggie-Ronin chewed through a hanging wire on Fox's exoskeleton. Fox: Argh, my suit's been disabled! sees sparks flying from his arm and chest Liquid: Good, at least this fight won't wind up looking like a scene from The Matrix! Snake: Right. C'mon, Fox, let's get this match over with, fair and square! -To be continued- http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/15/04 4:36 AM Sorry Ronin. Forgot. well, at least we know HOW he came out... and i wanted to make out with Mei Ling... ok... Snake: Alright Fox, give me your best shot! Fox: I don't need my best shot! lunges at Snake Snake: Dodges lunge C'mon, buddy! You can do better than... Notices loose wiring coming from Fox's Exoskeleton -Mei Ling's Room- Louder sounds of orgasms Snake: Goes over to Fox before he could recover and attacks the wiring Take that!!!!! Fox: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spasms Snake: (Hmmm, what if I...) Goes over to Fox and rewires his circuts Fox: Snake, what the hell... "I!! AM!! A!! LITTLE!! TEAPOT!! SHORT!! AND!! STOUT!!!!!!!!!!" Snake: Rolling over, laughing Oh my GOD!!!!!! This is so hilarious!!!!!!!! Liquid: Go Sna... uhh, I mean, What a cheap ******!!!!! Wolf: Errrr, ok. So as Snake goes over and messes around with Fox's wiring, a strange, yet gruff, familiar voice is heard...* ???: Hey, Kids! Everyone: ?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The mysterious figure was none other than... BIG BOSS!!!!!!!!... or well, his ghost Big Boss: Well, how is everything going without me? I see that a beautiful girl is making out with some guy...(I wish I was alive again) How you doing? At this point, Fox and Snake were in midair, doing matrix-like moves, and they fall down Fox and Snake: DOH!!!!!!!!!!! Big Boss: Well, Snake hasn't changed, nor has blond or father wannabe looks at Liquid and Solidus, who are hanging their heads Snakes: Uhh, dad, how the **** did you get here?! You're dead!!!! Big Boss: Well, I'm a ghost, like in MGS with the Photos... aww, forget it, hey, what's that?? Mei Ling and Bman can be heard throughout the stadium, which kind of gets annoying after awhile Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!! The sounds stop Otacon: ... ! (No, that would be unfair, but...)!(Maybe... it just might work!!) A Triple Handicap Match!!!!!! Everyone stares at Otacon for a while, but then they see the picture Murmur runs through the crowd Ronin: Woof Woof W(OK)f Woo(match) (Start)of!!!!!! Big Boss: What's the teams? Otacon: You versus the Snakes!!!! Snakes huddle up, and Solidus is dragged, as he is still not in touch yet Snake: (Hey, if I killed hi once, I can do it again!) Liquid: (No way, Snake! It's MY turn to kill him!) Solidus: Waking up (No... I should... kill, 'cuz... the Partiots are controlling him...) Snake and Liquid just stare 5 Minutes later Big Boss: You girls done yet? Snakes disassemble Solidus: more clearly The first to fight... is... Liquid! Big Boss: You mean Blondy? Hah, bring it on, son! Liquid: Your going to pay for that, DAD!!! -Mei Ling's Room- Still going on -Ringside- Half the Crowd chants " Big Boss" while the others chant "Liquid" Liquid and Big Boss: Staredown ... Have at you, Dad/Son!!!! -To Be Continued- Oh, and Ronin, sorry again about the misplacement about you being asleep, but... forget it. Sorry
Ronin Fox	posted 3/15/04 11:36 AM Don't worry, Bman, when we make the final edited copy of this, we can fix up all the little details. Congratulations on scoring with Mei Ling! YEE-HAW! (can't continue the story right now, it's almost bedtime... I'll see what I can do tomorrow) http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/16/04 3:47 AM -Meanwhile, in the "Other Side"- Guard's Ghost 1: Hey! How come Big Boss gets to go back to Earth and kill Snake?! Yo, dude... Sees Guard's Ghost 2 playing with women clad in Bikini's Guard's Ghost 1: 2, wait up! -Meanwhile, back at Rindside- Liquid/Big Boss: Staredown... Have at you, Dad/Son!!!!!!!!!!!! (You get it, I hope) -To Be Continued-
Ronin Fox	posted 3/20/04 12:41 AM -In the front row of seats...- Olga: looking over Otacon's shoulder What's that? Otacon: holds up a book that he's reading See for yourself. Otacon points to the title on the book's cover. It says "Exorcism for Dummies: How to Get Rid of Ghosts, Ghouls and Other Supernatural Nasties" Olga: ..... You're going to try to exorcise Big Boss? Otacon: Well, someone's gotta get him out of here! He's just going to make trouble. Those three Snake brothers are messed-up enough without their crazy dad having to show up and bug them. Olga: Good luck. You'll need it. Otacon: reading Let's see... "Arm yourself with a squirt gun filled with holy water, and wear a necklace made of garlic..." gets up from his seat I've got to get the materials ready! Olga: smacks herself on the forehead This is going to be a LONG day... -In the arena...- Big Boss: Well, son? Liquid: Well, dad? Big Boss: I'm warning you, son! I'm gonna count to three... Liquid: So am I! One... Big Boss: ... two... Liquid: ... two and a half... Big Boss: ... two and two-thirds... Audience: yawns Snake whispers to Solidus. Snake: Are these guys just gonna keep staring each other down all day? Solidus: appears to be occupied with something I don't care. Snake: What's that? peeks over Solidus' shoulder Solidus is using his arms and tentacles to knit a colorful sweater. Solidus: Shhh! Don't bug me! If I miss this row of stitches, it'll be ruined! Snake: scratches his head Am I the only sane one in the family? Solidus: rapidly completes several rows of stitching, thanks to his suit's tentacles There! sets the sweater aside My psychiatrist prescribed knitting to help me deal with my anger-control problems. Snake: Anger-control problems, huh? Solidus: Yeah, it all came to a head when I shoved Jack's face in the toilet for painting pink toenails on the outsides of all my boots. grabs another ball of yarn and starts knitting again Snake: makes a disgusted face Pink toenails?! That's one twisted kid... puts his feet up on the seat in front of him, and notices a neat set of shiny pink toenails painted onto his boots HEYYYYYY!!! Raiden: hides behind Sniper Wolf's chair, paint and paintbrush in hand, giggling like a schoolgirl Hee hee hee hee heeeee! Snake: Dang kid! charges at Raiden, who runs off, still giggling Suddenly, Ronin leaps out of Sniper Wolf's lap and jumps onto Snake, pinning him to the floor. Ronin: Woof woof woof! Snake: Arrrgh, dang! Bad doggie! Get offa me! Ronin: whines and snuggles up to Snake Wolf: She won't hurt you, Snake. She likes you, remember? Snake: to Ronin Well, if ya like me, go and sic that punk Raiden! Ronin: Woof! heads towards Raiden at top speed, leaps over a few chairs and bites him on the seat of his pants Raiden: YAAAAAAAH! Ronin: Grrrrrrrrrr! drags Raiden back towards the front row Raiden: You're a bad doggie! My dad's gonna get you for this! DAD! DAAAAAAD! -Ringside...- Liquid: 2.99999993... Big Boss: 2.99999994... hey, who's that brat screaming for his dad?! Raiden: DAAAAAAAAAAAAD! Solidus: (oh, shoot, he's headed this way...) turns away and hides his face Raiden: goes up to Solidus, with Ronin still clamped onto the seat of his pants Dad! This mean dog bit me! Solidus: points to Raiden I don't know this guy! He must be some nut who thinks I'm his dad! Raiden: Aw, Dad, don't say stuff like that! Make it go away! MAKE THE MEAN DOGGIE GO AWAY! Big Boss: ....... THAT'S your son, Georgie?! Solidus: Uh, he's NOT my son! And don't call me Georgie! Big Boss: I'm ashamed of you, boy! Can't you even bring up a kid properly? Why, this young 'un's even more of a lady than my grandma, rest her soul! Ghost of Big Boss's Grandma: materializes in the ring Yes, he is! Snake: Yeah, GEORGIE, your little boy's turned out to be a little girl! Liquid: points at Snake's feet Look who's talking! You've got PINK TOENAILS painted onto your boots! Snake: Gah! tries to take off his boots I didn't paint them like that! It was Raiden! Big Boss: That's it! I can't stand any more of this! Big Boss' Grandma: Me either! Let's go, sonny! Just as the two ghosts are about to leave, Otacon bursts into the arena with a wooden cross taped around his head, a string of garlic around his neck, and a Super Soaker filled with holy water in his hand. Otacon: Begone, spirits! You are not welcome in this place! brandishes Super Soaker Big Boss: Adios, chumps! vanishes with his grandma Otacon: ........ Wow! It worked!!! Hey, everyone, did you see that? I drove off the ghosts! Everyone ignores him. Otacon: Hmph, if you wanna be that way, fine! goes off to sulk Master Miller: Well... since Big Boss is gone, the winners by default are Solid, Liquid and Solidus Snake! Most of the audience cheers. Some of them loudly express their disappointment. -To be continued- http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/23/04 6:07 PM -Meanwhile- Bman has left Mei Ling's room with a smile on his face Bman: THAT was one good time in bed. Heads into the ringside, with the audience cheering and booing. He heads over to Olga Bman: Hey, Olga. What's up with everyone? Olga: Well, Big Boss's ghost came, and so did his grandma. He was gonna fight Liquid, but left because of Raiden's... odd problems. Bman: ...then that means... I CHALLANGE ALL THE SNAKES TO A TRIPLE HANDICAP MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone in the audience stops talking and looks at him revalation written on their faces Snake: Hey, fight Bman?! He'll kill us all!!!!!! Liquid: (Only because he has bathroom problems, second to you and Johnny) I'll take him on any day. How about you, Solidus? Notices Solidus knitting another sweater, so he punches Solidus Solidus: Huh, wha... yeah, what you said... Snake and Liquid: ... Meanwhile, while Bman was showing off and doing difficult aerobic feats, Ronin comes up and bites him in a place where no man should be bitten... his hair Bman: Argh, get this darn dog offa me!!!!! Rips Ronin from his head, shakes her, then throws her over to where Wolf is sitting, or to be more precise, on Otacon Emma: Well, this is certainly getting interesting. A secret agent against 3 clones of the greatest soldier that ever lived... I should make a video game of this! Goes off to find her labtop and start programing the engine need to make her video-game Bman: ...ok. Now, who's gonna... Snake: WAIT!!! Liquid: Now what?! Snake: Who made this match official? Everyone: ?? Suddenly, Ronin starts barking like crazy, and Wolf leans over and seems to communicate with her Wolf: Uh huh... Yeah... Alright! THis match has been made official by the Referee, because she... said she wants to see sexy Snake beat up the freaky red-haired guy... Bman: This IS my natural hair color! Everyone: Whatever. Bman: (GRRRRR) Well, who's up? -To Be Continued-
Omega Chaos	posted 3/23/04 10:18 PM ---An Airplane Heading Metal Gear Solid SMACKDOWN Wrestling Tournament--- Flight Attendant: Welcome aboard MGS Airways. Please fasten your seatbelts as we depart for the Tournament. DARPA chief: Whee... Bill Cosby: Shut UP Anderson. The people in back of us will hear and n00bitize you. Mario: behind Sonic, staring at a piece of paper No-away! I am NOT going to let my honney bunny be married to that no-good cheating liar... Bowser: behind Tails Grrr... Mario: Whhhy are you looking at me like that? Peach: Mario, just read the final page of the script... it'll explain a lot. Decoy Octopus: sitting in front of Peach, next to DARPA I hear they're filming a game about a tropical disaster. At least our games are somewhat original. DARPA: Yeah... hey, where's Omega and everyone else? Bill Cosby: First class. They got paid overtime for not being a star of the show. DARPA: Dangit! ---Airport near MGS Wrestling Tournament--- Random Soldier 1: Peanuts? Haha! We got all-steak dinner! Random Soldier 2: And free wine! Omega Chaos: talking to a suitcase HELLO MR KOOL AID MAN!!!! Random Soldier 3: Not to mention nice, comphy chairs... Random Soldier 1: Shut up. You were in the bathroom throwing up the whole time. DARPA chief: what's with Omega? Omega Chaos: NO! SCREW YOU, AL GORE!!! Random Soldier 1: Too much wine... come on, guys. Let's go. Omega: SNIPER WOLF?! hugs Bill Cosby I LOVE YOU! Security: Holy... knocks Omega Chaos out with a tranquilizer dart ---After the tranquilizer wears off--- Omega: runs into MGS Wrestling place HEY EVERYONE! Bill Cosby:Want some JELL-O PUDD'N?! Omega and everyone else from the plane are pelted by rotting tomatoes
Omega Chaos	posted 3/23/04 10:33 PM -To be continued by the next poster-
Bman In 2288	posted 3/24/04 9:14 AM -Back at the ring- Bman: Wait! I gotta fix my hair! Snake: What are you, a redhead? Bman: ...First of all, redheads don't have pure red hair, just a tone of red. My hair is pure red, and so is my eyes. now one sec. Pulls out comb and spikes his hair even more Ah... now where were we? -Back to Miller- Miller: Geez, this guy actually has that hair?! No wonder he acts so weird. Bman, hearing what Miller said, goes matrix-style towards Miller, and pushes him into the ground until his head is only visible Miller: ...I take that back. You are cool. Can I come back up now? Bman: No. We gotta start the match, but first, we have to find the first man in the ring. Eeney Meeney Miney... -To Be Continued-
Ronin Fox	posted 3/30/04 5:29 AM Suddenly, part of the roof starts to crumble inward, and a light-haired, slightly muscled man falls through the ceiling into the ring CRASH! All Snake brothers: Huh?! Mystery Man: Owww! rubbing his butt I knew I should 'ave used a stuntman for dat helicopter scene! Ronin: ARF!!! Sniper Wolf: sees Ronin rather agitated, tries to calm her down Hmm, what is it, dear? Ronin: GrrrRRARF! RRARF! HRRRRRRR! Sniper Wolf: What, you don't like that man in the ring? Bill Cosby: goes up to the ringside and greets the newcomer Hello there! Would you like to try some JELL-O PUDDIN'? Mystery Man: Eh? Who're you? looks around Who on earth are all dese weirdos?! Ocelot: Get him out of the way! He's ruining the match! Ronin: leaps out of Sniper Wolf's arms and bounds into the ring GRRARF! RRARF! HAAAARRRRRRGHHH! Mystery Man: AIIEEEEEE! Help! Mad dog! climbs onto the ropes, giving the people in the auditorium a better look at his face Fortune: Hey, I recognize that guy! Olga: Holy Chernobyl! It's... Vamp: JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME! The audience utters a stunned gasp. Jean-Claude: cowering on top of the ropes H-hello, everyone! flinches as Ronin comes close to biting off the seat of his pants Vamp: Claudie baby, it's me, Vamp! Why did you vanish like that? Why didn't you ever call me? Jean-Claude: sweatdrop I d-don't know you, mister! Y-you must 'ave me mixed up wit' someone else! Vamp: Oh, so that's how you're going to play it, eh? Pretend you don't know me? ... Well, TOUGH LUCK, Claudie, 'cause there's a HUGE price to pay for crossing me! Liquid: Hey, not so fast, Vamp! This is our match! Snake: Yeah! Ronin: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! GRRAAAAARRRRR! Sniper Wolf: translating She says she wants to see girlie-man Jean Claude get torn apart by Vamp. She wants to see Jean-Claude pay for that travesty that was the Street Fighter movie. Your match can wait. Liquid: What?! Why, you little-- picks up a steel chair to throw at Ronin, but slips on a spot of Jell-O Pudding spilled by Bill Cosby, hits his head on the floor and gets knocked out cold Ronin: RRARF RRARF ARF! Sniper Wolf: She warns that if Jean-Claude does the splits during this fight, she's personally going to go into the ring and... Ronin: WOOF WOOF! Sniper Wolf: ... tear off his dingdong. Jean-Claude: Gulp! Vamp: jumps into the ring Time to make you scream, Claudie-boy! http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
allaway	posted 3/30/04 1:03 PM That was sooo funny!! u guys r legends~!! do some more go on!!!!
Bman In 2288	posted 3/31/04 6:45 AM Bman: Standing at the other end of the ring, looking very confused Wait, didn't the Ref call my match??!! I aoughta... Cell Phone Rings, picks up Cell Phone Hello? Yeah, what's up? Yup, my match just got cancelled... I FORGOT THE LAUNDRY??!! HOLY ***!!!!! Quickly leaves arena, no one notices* -Meanwhile- Vamp: Come on, baby. You know how to get to me... Jean-Claude: ...No, I have no idea about what you's talking about, alright? And my Street Fighter Movie was pretty good, too! Everyone: Makes sarcastic puns -Meanwhile, at Mei Ling's Room- Mei Ling: Yawns and stretches ...Huh?! How long was I sleeping? I have a Match to cover! Leaves to Ringside -At the sidelines- Snake:(Thank goodness I didn't have to fight Bman...) Liquid: Stupid American actor... stole my hairstyle! Then i had to grow it out, but it's not like my hair's that bad... Solidus: Jean-Claude is a spy for the Patriots!!!!!!!! -Mei Ling, at the ring- Mei Ling: Sorry I'm lat... hey, aren't ypu Jean-Claude Van Dam? Jean-Claude: Fixes hair Yeah, sweetie... Mei Ling: That Street Fighter movie stank. Chun Li is so much cooler than the way she's portraied in the movie, like what George Lucas once said... Everyone, except Jean-Claude: Aaaaaawwwwwwwwww, man!!!!!! -To Be Continued-
Lady Joanne Sakazaki	posted 5/30/04 5:10 AM Joanne: british sounding voice Hey, there's Snake, cool! Snake: Hey british girl, what are you doing here? Joanne: I am not british, I'm South African and I've come here to Ronin with you beasts. Snake: You sound british to me. Joanne: Well, I am not! Go's to find Ronin Snake: That was weird. A South African chick who sounds british, what next?
Lady Joanne Sakazaki	posted 6/6/04 5:06 AM Joanne: Oy! That woman over there looks like...Susan Roman?! Susan Roman (Oliver's voice actor): That's me! Alex Hood (Kenny's voice actor): To Joanne Hi, babe! Wanna go out sometime? (Alex looks about my age) Joanne: I'll think about it. Ted Lewis (Bakura's voice atcor): Where's the ref? Joanne: Over there. points to Ronin who is growling at Tom Green Tom Green (Yumi/Yugi's voice actor): Help! Ted Lewis: Oy! Bad dog! Ronin bites Ted Ted: Ow! Blimy! Bloody dog!
Bman In 2288	posted 6/9/04 4:29 AM Cosby, really agitated by all the other freaks coming into their match, quickly goes down to the ring Bill Cosby: Now, the Huxtable don't like it when people come bargin' in on other people's matches. It's just not nice. Now leave, 'fore I gotta go and pull some Huxtable-Fu on your hind-sides! Everyone who had barged in the match (and was related to Beyblade) sadly left, but no one cared Omega: Hey, they're gone! now the--- Bman returns, blasting through the roof, and falls down Commando-style, landing on Omega, but doesn't notice Bman: Hey, what did I... what's with all those tops?! Omega: weakly my spleen... Liquid: Hey, I wanted to see a fight between 2 buffons, and I will, even if one of them's not Snake! JOHNNY!!!!! Sasaki appears, pulling up his pants and toilet paper on his shoes Liquid: Johnny, go fight that freak with the red hair! Sasaki: But I just got back from the bathroom, and his eyes--- Liquid: Do you wnat to be in the Ring with the Blond freak? points to Raiden) Sasaki: ...No, I guess there are worse things... Bman, put 'em up! before Sasaki can do anything, Bman grabs Mei Ling and sticks her in Sasaki's view. Things go as expected, until Ronin comes up from behind Sasaki and rips his pants open, getting a huge load of crud in her face* Ronin: runs back to Wolf Wolf: Don't worry, baby, we'll get you all cleaned up for the match. Ocelot: appears out of nowhere so by default, the winner of this match is Bman! Snake/Liquid: OCELOT?! Where did you come from??!! Ocelot: ...I was right here... Snake: No, you weren't. Ocelot: Yes, I was. Liquid: No, you weren't. Continues for an extended period of time, in which no one notices Bman and Mei Ling slip away again... -To Be Continued-
Lady Joanne Sakazaki	posted 6/9/04 5:18 AM Sorry about the VAs (Voice actors) but I don�t know any MSG character beside Liquid & Snake. There�re will be more famous people and an army of Sims, I hope you don�t mind. Note: All the VA in this fic will speak like the characters they do voices for, Tom Green�s voice can change from Yugi or Yami depending on who YOU what him to sound like, the VA�s can have there normal voices if the other people like. You can do what ever you want I�m just explaining what�s going on when I post in. (Every owns this fic but only Ronin owns the site) I�m sorry if what I write sucks, if it does (and most likely will) it�s because I�m the youngest (I think I am) poster in the Rant Room who is still at School and not as good as you guys are at writing fics (You can�t call me vain, now can you?) How ever, I�m writing a funny SC fic which, when my two friends read it almost laughed there heads off. It�s not done yet (I�m still working the first chapter due to my computer�s graphics card getting messed up, but I�ve got a new one now) but just E-mail me and I�ll send the first chapter to you when it�s done. I�ve also got a huge file full of SC pics ask and I will send. And I can send Beyblade & Yu-gi-oh screen shots. Some kof stuff as well. You can also view my Sims photo albums, all have to do is ask. I sound like someone from Fan fiction.net don�t I? Joanne: Nice Ronin, good Ronin. Sit, stay, good girl! Gives Ronin a dog teat [Thinks: O_o weirdness!] Are you ok, Ted? Ted Lewis: I�m quite fine, thank you. Joanne: No prob! Ted Lewis: holds up a teapot and some pretty teacups, along with some crumpets on a sliver tea tray Tea? Joanne: Please. Wayne Grayson (Joey�s voice actor): Yo Ted! You got any milk and cookies? Ted Lewis: Pores tea into Joanne�s teacup, no milk, and no sugar I think so. Pulls out a glass of milk and some cookies Wayne Grayson: Thanks man! Takes milk and cookies Yu-gi-oh music comes on Rejected Angel: Hey, Joanne! Joanne: Hello, RA. Sips tea Sims, greet the mighty Rejected Angel from Mother City, Cape Town! All Sims: bow down while chanting, Rejected Angel The Sims Making Magic music comes on Rejected Angel: Ah, that was weird. Any way, where�s J.T. Ross? Joanne: Over there. Points to J.T. Ross who�s trying to be a ref for the MGS match J.T. Ross (Marik�s voice actor): Hey, no kicking down there! Jaw drops Oh my $@&! Joanne: What is it? Turns around and sees the Rock O_O The Rock: Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?! Next poster must continue
Ronin Fox	posted 6/9/04 5:54 AM Remove all non-MGS voice actors. I'm not counting the latest entry as part of the storyline-- it deviates too far from MGS and the general flow of the story. Age is not acceptable as an excuse. By the way, Yugi's voice actor is named Dan Green, not Tom Green. If you're familiar with the anime Utena, you'll spot him as the genius villain Souji Mikage... and he's also Knuckles in the Sonic X TV series. I'm a fan of his voice acting work, myself. http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Ronin Fox	posted 6/11/04 4:45 AM Vamp turns his attention back to Jean-Claud Van Damme... and discovers that some of the other wrestlers, and even some audience members, are beating him up. Woman from Audience: He dumped me, that jerk! punches Jean-Claude Another woman from Audience: He dumped me too! punches Jean-Claude Yet another woman from Audience: Yeah, well he dumped me too! slaps Jean-Claude across the face Olga: He dumped me first! kicks Jean-Claude, knocking him to the ground Naomi: He dumped me twice! stomps on Jean-Claude's you-know-what Jean-Claude: AIYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! To his horror, Snake finds Liquid beating up Jean-Claude as well. Snake: LIQUID!!! You too?!? Liquid: Don't get the wrong idea, brother! He owes me $1000 from a poker game and he still hasn't paid up! Snake: Oh, okay. whew Fortune: talking to Otacon I'm surprised that Ronin isn't joining in the brawl. Otacon: points to exit She left with Sniper Wolf to get cleaned up after Johnny Sasaki got poop on her. Fortune: Oh. Jean-Claude: Ladies, I'm warning you! Do not force me to use my killer techniques! Liquid: Oh, do your worst, nobody here is afraid of you. punches Jean-Claude in the jaw Jean-Claude: Dat does it! HEEE-YAH! jumps onto the ropes and does the splits Liquid: Noooo, my eyes! Not the splits! THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE SPLITS! Vamp: Ugh! The horror! turns away All wrestlers and audience members shield their eyes from the terrible sight. Jean-Claude: Ha ha ha! Now dat I have all of you stunned, I shall finish you off in style! Jean-Claude makes a spectacular backflip off the ropes, lands neatly in the center of the ring........ and slips on a wet patch of soap. Jean-Claude: falls flat on his face Mphhmmm! Naomi: Huh, soap? Where did that come from? The wrestlers and audience uncover their eyes to see Ronin covered in soap suds, standing over Jean-Claude and growling. Ronin: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ARF ARF ARF!!! Sniper Wolf: runs into the ring, holding the stadium's fire hose Ronin dear, we still need to wash the soap suds off you... Ronin: ARF ARF ARF ARF! Otacon: What's she saying, Wolf? Sniper Wolf: She says she warned Jean-Claude not to do the splits or he'd be severely punished. Ronin: WOOF WOOF! Sniper Wolf: So now she's going to punish him by tearing off his weiner. Vamp: No way! He's mine! Olga: No, he's mine! Woman from Audience: Get out of the way! He's mine! Everyone starts moving in on Jean-Claude again and beating up on him. Suddenly, a loud voice rings throughout the stadium, startling everyone and interrupting the Jean-Claude bashing. Voice: STOP!!! FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN, STOP!!! Vamp: Now who could that be? gives Jean-Claude a kick for good measure Jean-Claude: ............ is now unconscious, can't respond Ronin: Woof! (translation: Hee hee!) The voice belongs to Jean-Claude's director, who rushes to the arena with his film crew in tow. Director: What have you maniacs done to Jean-Claude?! How are we gonna shoot his movie now? You've beaten our star half to death! Vamp: And if you don't mind, I'd like to finish the job. draws out a knife Director: Gaaaaaah! Put that knife away! looks around at the MGS cast Great scott, you're all a bunch of freaks! You...... sees Raiden ooooooooooooh... Raiden: hides behind Solidus Dad, why's that weird guy looking at me? Director: approaches Solidus Hey, it's ex-president George Sears! It's an honor to meet you, sir! Solidus: Yeah, yeah, whatever. What do you want with my son? Director: Well, I just noticed that he's a lot more handsome and macho than Jean-Claude here. Snake: whispers to Liquid I never thought I'd say this, but come to think of it... yeah, he is! Liquid: For once, I agree with you! Ronin: Arf! (translation: Yeah!) Raiden: giggles Director: Anyway, if he's willing, he can audition with us, and if he makes the cut I'll use him to re-shoot this movie. It's going to take forever to wait for Jean-Claude to recover. Raiden: leaps up Yay, did you hear that, Dad? I get to audition for a movie! Wheeeeeeee! does his aerial cartwheels from MGS2 Director: Wow, aerial cartwheels! That's a whole lot better than Jean-Claude's splits! You're hired! Solidus: Hired? But what about the audition? Director: Aw, who cares about the audition? He seems more entertaining than Jean-Claude already! Solidus: Fine, then, take him. At least there'll be no one painting pink toenails on everyone's shoes here. Director: Huh? Solidus: Oh, nothing. pushes Raiden towards the Director Have fun, Jack. Raiden: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Director: Thanks very much, Mr. Sears. Have a good day. Solidus: Oh, I will! leans back in his chair smugly The Director and film crew exit with Raiden, leaving a battered Jean-Claude sprawled in the middle of the ring. Ocelot: I say we toss him in a locker and get on with the show. Snake: Great idea. Vulcan Raven: Alley-oop! lifts Jean-Claude with one hand and pitches him into the locker room-- CRASH! Liquid: Lovely! So, what do we do now? -To be continued by next poster- http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Omega Chaos	posted 6/13/04 0:53 AM omega gets up and dusts himself off Omega Chaos:Why I am I the one to get landed on?! The least you coulda done was land on that annoying 80 year old Bill Cosby! Omega's knees gives out and he falls back to the floor Omega:Someone's head is gonna roll for this...WHERE THE HECK IS BMAN?! Off with Mei Ling I suspect... Bill Cosby:How would you even know about them...you weren't even here! Omega:How the hell would you know about them...YOU WEREN'T HERE EITHER! Bill Cosby:Plot hole? Omega:Come here... Bill Cosby:leans over Omega Omega:Come closer... Bill Cosby:Leans closer Omega:Closer... Bill Cosby:Leans closer Omega:CLOSER DAMNIT! Bill Cosby:leans closer only to have Omega grab his neck Omega:DON'T EVER QUESTION ME!whack BC over the head knocking him outNow...hopefully he dies...then when his body goes stiff...I'll use his right arm as a cane!GENIUS! sees a cane right beside him DAMNIT!I just wasted precious Bman beating time! Omega then gets up passing by the fight and heads over to Mei Ling's Room in search of Bman Omega:It would be helpful if I knew where Mei Ling's Room atually was...notices a womans top on the ground...I have an odd feeling that if I were to follow these suspicious looking pieces of clothing that just happen to be on the floor...I might end up finding...SANTA CLAUSE!!! Hits self over head I mean BMAN! puts top in pocket I'll just keep this as evidence... Bill Cosby:To what? Omega:But you were...and out col...nevermind...FOLLOW ME!!!
Bman In 2288	posted 6/14/04 6:11 PM While Omega searches the arena, Bman exits the shack next door Bman: I love being me... Hey, what's with all the cheering, and why is Raiden being carried out of the arena... RAIDEN'S BEEN ARRESTED!!!!!!!!!!! Takes his Binoculars and looks at the people with Raiden, only to find them to be stage hands Crud. Our movie theaters will never be safe again. At the Arena, Liquid and Snake are arguing to who will fight next Liquid: You little pansy! You can't even fight that damn girl! She thinks she's a dog, for Goodness Sake! Snake: But she's one of my fans! I can't do that to her, I would only kill people if they are a threat to me! Glares menacingly at Liquid Raven: It's amazing to see how fast these two Snakes fight... Glances at Solidus, who is knitting an "I Hate Raiden" Sweatshirt Omega, followed by Bill Cosby, pass next to Liquid and Snake, who just notice him picking up suspicious pieces of women's clothing laying around, and the 2 start giving strange looks at Omega, who has noticed what they are doing, and starts returning the pleasure. All the while, none of them notice Bman walk in, look at them like they are a bunch of loonys, and heads towards the Men's locker room Olga: You know, if you two are just gonna look at each other like imbociles, you might as well just start a Triple-Threat Match so that we all would bore ourselves to death... Meryl: Ya kinow, I'm gonna go with Olga on this one. Liquid vs Snake vs... who's that other guy? Bman: pops his head from out of a doorway Omega Slips back into the door Omega: Yeah, that's right, my name is... Ponders for a moment, then goes beet red BMAN!!!! YOU OWE ME A FRIGGIN SPLEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leaves at top speed, leaving Snake and Liquid all alone ate the ringside Meanwhile, Jean-Claude woke up in the locker, with an ache to rule all aches, and "rolls over", which activates a Bomb set by Fatman, which blows Jean-Claude and the locker to Kingdom Come, whcih also gets everyone's attention in the stadium (except Omega), and also awakens Mei Ling Mantis: Speaking of which, what happened to that fat lunatic? Switch screen to Fatman, asleep on the John, with an edition of "Explosives Today" Olga: sarcasticly THANK YOU, MANTIS. Looks around the room for Ronin, but doesn't find her Now, who's gonna ref... There is suddenly a bloo-curling scream as Ronin pops out of nowhere and starts mauling Omega, who had just givin up looking for Bman, who just didn't happen to be "anywhere". After Ronin finishes her Mauling, she heads over to Bman, who gives her a doggy treat Bman: Thanks. This one time? Ronin: Arrf woof woof (Get lost before I rip your balls out) Wolf: She said... Bman: Yeah, by the look onh her face, I aughta just be movin... Omega: just audibly My pancrease... -To Be Continued-
SupaSnake	posted 6/16/04 0:23 AM Snake: uhhh.......hello? Raiden: Its all dark and i think we are dead. Olga: FREEZE!!!! Snake: Where is everyone else. Olga: I SAID FREEZE!!!! Raiden: Shuttup were not moving. Raven: uhhhuhuhuh... what happenned? ???: Hahahah ur in hell
Ronin Fox	posted 6/16/04 7:23 AM Raiden is no longer with Snake and the others-- he's gone with the film crew. Please rewrite your post to follow along with the storyline. http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/coltrane/774/disco My other site. Shake your groove thing!
Bman Snake	posted 6/17/04 2:45 AM Yo, Ronin. Are you gonna do the next post, because I can't come up with anything funny and fluid enough right now...
Bman In 2288	posted 6/22/04 5:02 AM still nothing...
Lady Joanne Sakazaki	posted 6/25/04 1:34 AM I know what you mean. (Random post)
Bman In 2288	posted 6/26/04 3:16 AM Hey, Sakazaki, you can do the next one, just don't move away from the storyline, and don't add anyone from BeyBlade. That really gets annoying.
Lady Joanne Sakazaki	posted 6/26/04 6:53 AM Thanks! I'll try and think of something. I was very bored when I typed that stuff -_-******************************** ^_^ I'm not used to being called any thing besides Jo, Joanna and my real name Joanne, but you can call me Sakazaki if you like!
Bman In 2288	posted 7/4/04 5:59 AM In a couple o' hours, I'll make a holiday post. Just need to catch a few hours o' Z's
PhoenixOrionLP	posted 7/4/04 3:17 PM Hi guys. Is it ok if I write a few stuff too? I know quite a bit about MGS knowledge...sooooo is it ok?
Bman In 2288	posted 7/4/04 6:00 PM Right after this post, I'll continue right away. Holiday post!
Bman In 2288	posted 7/4/04 6:37 PM Independence Day Post!!!!!!!! So while Snake and Liquid were going at each other again, Omega took this time to start swearing loudly at Bman, who had once again left the Stadium Otacon: How long are we gonna have to wait? 'Til the Fourth of July or something?! Meryl: speaking of which, what IS the date? I can't remember off the top of my head. Olga: I'll check. Gets her Palm Pilot out, and checks the calender, which pionts out the date Holy Chernobyl, it IS the Fourth of July! Everyone in the audience and ringside stop talking and look straight at Olga, with looks of amazment on their faces Ocelot: ...Hey, wait a minute! It really IS Independence Day? Olga: That, or my Palm Pilot is busted1 Guy in the Audience: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!! Everyone is taken aback at this outburst, in which the Snakes take this oppertunity to fill the guy up with lead Liquid: What's up with all these people and their mixed up holidays?! Snake: Dunno... At once, Omega gets beack up and starts runing around like a chicken with it's head cut off. After a few minutes, he stops and points at Snake and Liquid Omega: If it's Independence Day, I challenge YOU TWO to a Triple-Threat Match! Liquid: Bloody American. We're already in a Match with you. We're just waiting for you to get off your sorry little arse! Omega: ...OK... HEY!!! Where's Bman!? Suddenly, a Cell Phone rings, but no one knows who's it is Solidus: Notices the cell on a seat near him Hey, it's Jack's cell! Rose: Who is it, another one of his "Boyfriends"? Solidus: No, I don't recognize this number... Fox: But how would you know if it's... Solidus: SHUT UP! I just know. Answers phone Yeah... Uh huh... Mm mmm... Snake, it's for you. Snake: 'Kay Puts phone on Speaker Hello? Bman: On speaker Yeah, Snake, it's me, Bman. Snake: Yeah, uh, hey, where are you? Bman: Back at my place. It's my cousin's Birthday, so I gotta chill here. I'll be back in a couple o' hours. Snake: Yeah, alrighty then. Bman: Oh, and could you tell Omega that he's a wimp that doesn't deserve my time beating him up? Snake: Looks at Omega, who suddenly turned ten shades redder Yeah, I'll do that. Hangs up So now it's just me, Liquid, and that dude. Points at Omega Omega: Furiously Oh, yeah??!! Picks both Snakes up and tosses them into the ring Let's do this ***!! Fortune: Hey, wait! Omega stops and looks at Fortune* Fortune: Fatman was supposed to get fireworks, but since he's in the bathroom... Throws Mantis a menacing glare Fatman: On loudspeaker Ohh, I wouldn't count me out yet! Throughout the sky, fireworks are blazing everywhere, with beautiful grace... Until 10 of them fall over and blast into Omega Everyone excpet Omega: Looking at sky Wooooowwwwwwwwwww... Omega: On the floor, burnt and in pain Ooooowwwwwwwwwwwww... Then, Liquid and Snake join hands and start singing "We are the Champions". Eventually, everyone else joins, most of them stepping on Omega on the way, to join hands with Snake and Liquid, and start singing -To Be Continued-
PhoenixOrionLP	posted 7/5/04 6:58 AM Hi again. I would really like to know if you could let me write a few stuff? Maybe short ones. I want to know so that way I dont mess the story up. Thanks in advance. Oh, Im new here by the way. This site rocks!
Lady Joanne Sakazaki	posted 7/5/04 1:16 PM Sorry, I've been to lazy to anything. Starts groving to Falless by George Michael lol George Michael!
PhoenixOrionLP	posted 7/5/04 4:16 PM The fans are now clearing back to their seats. What is left on the ground is red, white, and blue streamers and the stepped-on remains of Omega Snake: Sooo...what do we do now? Liquid: Well, we could beat up the remains of this...Omega. Bloody Americans...why was I celebrating Independance Day? I am freaking British! Some disgruntled fans start chanting rude things about England and British people Solidus: Damn the Loyalists...I mean Patriots...oh wait its Independance Day...or was? As the in-ring people are goofing off... Loudspeakers: DO YOU SAAAAAAMELL...What The Rock...is COOKIN?! From the entrance comes The Rock and actual wrestling fans start cheering extremely loud Snake: Who? Liquid: Bloody hell... Solidus: Hey...isnt he in the movies? Hardcore Wrestling Fan: Its The Rock! OMG! OMG! Now we got some REAL talent. The Snakes glare at the fan while Rocky riles everyone in chants Rock: Finally...The Rock has come back to MGS Smackdown Arena! fans cheer And what are you three looking at? You all look sour. Like The Rock just rained on your parade or somethin? Snake: Why in the... Rock: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! Liquid: You do realize this isnt... Rock: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! Solidus merely stares at The Rock in anger Rock: And what are you looking at, popcorn-fart?! Mr.George Sears, I dont give whack if you were the ex-president. But I do have a question for you. Hows your lips? Snake: What the hell? Liquid: More catchphrases? Solidus: They are just fine... The Rock: Cuz Im gonna slap them right off your face! fans cheer loudly again while MGS fans start booing crazily I am the pie-eating, trail blazin, eyebrow raisin, son of a gun! So do you SAMEEEEEL...What the Rock is... Well thats what i have to offer...I just hope its good. Sorry if the Rock was an annoyance...I saw him once in another post so...I put him in. Ill try to do more for the MGS characters another time.
Bman In 2288	posted 7/6/04 3:34 AM I've never been so confused in all of my life!! ...Actually, I have. Several times.

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