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| Author | Topic: Genius Wars!!!! |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 10/19/03 2:17 AM
Zoel is strolling along one day when he suddenly a strange paperclip from another dimension appears in front of him. Logically, I rule all. (Everyone else STAY OUT!!!!! This is between ME and ZOEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!) http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 10/19/03 7:24 PM
The strange paperclip was from a dimension where it would generally have been seen as not strange at all. 
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| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 10/19/03 9:56 PM
Whatever, fine! It's a normal paperclip (even though it's from another dimension)! Nevertheless, I rule all! http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
| HCM Ionix |
posted 10/20/03 6:12 PM
STOP VENTING YOUR GENIUS WAR FUIDS THROUGH WELUVDUCSOHA! IT IS UNPEACEFUL! |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 10/20/03 10:40 PM
I SAID FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO STAY OUT!!!! THAT MEANS YOU YOU @##% &$&$*&#!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 10/22/03 1:12 AM
Um... Not that I agree w/BC, but genius wars has nothing to do with the general state of peace and contention in Weluvducsoha. Having said that, I hit BC over the head with a frying pan. I Rule All |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 10/22/03 4:34 AM
After recovering, I grab a bigger frying pan and smash Zoel into the ground. I rule all. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
| The radical communist |
posted 10/24/03 10:35 PM
I would hardly call you two geniuses. |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 10/26/03 3:30 AM
The absolute requm for genius under the current standards require neither a great amount of insight, nor exceptional grammer skills. Nor does being a genius necesarily mandate that one is capable [or interested] in forming logical attacks upon ones opponents of any degree higher then that of, say, hitting one's enemies with a frying pan. Rather, genius is measured only in terms of one's ability to pass a given standardized test. In the case given, such a standard excludes neither BC nor myself, Zoel. Furthermore, even if neither BC nor I are actually certified geniuses, we still have the right to claim the title, and definately if only to engage in divertious bashing of one another. Having said that, I consider the fact that I may have just defended BC's status as a genius. Nonetheless, I give up on frying pans and bash BC [remotely] using a rather convienient ICBM that I got using fiat. |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 10/26/03 8:06 PM
I then call my giant Death Star and blow up the Earth, with Zoel still on it. I then create a galactic empire starting with Mars. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 10/26/03 8:51 PM
Mars doesn't exist any more then does the moon. It's all a giant conspiracy foisted upon us by NASA so that they can have millions of dollars to waste on yachts. Since mars doesn't exist, neither does BC's empire. I RULE ALL |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 10/28/03 1:34 AM
What Zoel has failed to realize is that NASA doesn't exist either. It's all part of a vast conspiracy headed by me to cover up the fact that right about now a deranged extraterrestrial is sneaking up behind Zoel. Oh, and he should be dead now. With that done. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
| Zoel |
posted 10/30/03 11:18 PM
What BC fails to realize is that I was in the capital today, and also very near to the building where the 'armed assailent' was. Clearly, although I cannot at this time reveal the full details of my action, a massive plot is truely in place to aid in my conquest of the world. My plot works. I RULE ALL! |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 11/3/03 1:10 AM
What Zoel fails to realize is that despite his so-called conspiracy, I convince Reggie Dabbs to side with me. Bye, Zoel... I rule all. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 11/3/03 10:43 PM
Um... I put a tuna-fish sandwitch in BC's locker. I RULE ALL |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 11/3/03 10:44 PM
Um... I put a tuna-fish sandwitch in BC's locker. I RULE ALL |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 11/6/03 9:12 PM
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| Zoel |
posted 11/6/03 9:18 PM
Toerag! I RULE ALL! |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 11/7/03 4:45 AM
You can't even pronounce that (tour*rig)! Obviously, I rule all by default. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 11/8/03 1:19 AM
...well it's a little bit sports car and a whole lotta SUV... Hmm... Suv's use a lot of gas. Zoel monopolizes on the oil industries of the world by using the Colombi Egg to ship his oil. BC is forced to pay extraordinarily high prices for gasoline Izod is a good producer of gas, but that's another discussion. Zoel uses his influence as a big corprate executive to sponsor an invasion of Iraq [BC's last holdout] I RULE ALL |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 11/9/03 3:05 AM
Who needs gasoline? I have dilithium, which helps power my giant armada of spaceships that appears from nowhere and blasts Zoel and his empire to itty, bitty pieces. I rule all. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 11/10/03 3:01 AM
Dilithium is an unnatural substance and therefore prone to causing the end of the world... my father and I just had a very long, interesting discussion on this subject. BC's world ends. I RULE ALL |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 11/12/03 0:49 AM
While (ed) Zoel rambles on about what is natural and what is not and why that's bad, (ed) me pulls out a gun and blows off his head. With that said and done, I rule all! http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 11/13/03 11:42 PM
Grr! I don't think you're allowed to kill [ed] Zoel. [ed] Zoel miraculously survives with only minor injuries. He then bashes [ed] BC over the head with a vase, causing him to be perminately disablyzed. On the debate level, Zoel beats Hoagg, but BC loses to him at LD. Bc isn't even smart enough to be LD! ZOel hits [dumb] BC over the head with a pomengranate! I RULE ALL! http://dotcom.unitedstates.com Your friendly associates in the corporate world |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 11/14/03 0:12 AM
Brain Candy ignores Zoel's ramblings and simply imagines a anvil suddenly appearing over Zoel's head. One does, courtesy of Murphy, and Zoel goes SPLAT!!!! I rule all. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
| Zoel |
posted 11/14/03 7:00 PM
[dir] Zoel decides that [dir] BC has been reading too much of Michal Criton' Sphere... [dir] BC is found to be spending all his time dwelling on abstract mathimatical three-dimensionally perfectly round objects. BC fails to notice a very real but not quite round object [bomb] Boom! I RULE ALL! |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 11/23/03 5:44 AM
Logan suddenly spontanously combusts. I rule all. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 11/25/03 11:16 PM
I had a really long post... My server crashed... the computer running BC's ultimate robot army crashes. I RULE ALL http://dotcom.unitedstates.com Your friendly associates in the corporate world |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 11/26/03 6:00 AM
My computer reboots... That is, it makes a shoe kick Zoel in the rear over and over again. I rule all. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 12/1/03 9:38 PM
Respond, ZOEL!!!!! http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
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Zoel (Moderator) |
posted 12/2/03 0:17 AM
BC demands that I respond... Respond I shall... To a boot, I respond with a sock... Boots are no good without socks, they rub on your ankles and such... It's no fun at all... Zoel stuffs a giant sock over BC's head. BC suffocates and dies. I RULE ALL http://dotcom.unitedstates.com Your friendly associates in the corporate world |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 12/3/03 2:52 AM
(41)! http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
| Zoel |
posted 12/3/03 6:36 PM
I pull out my oozies and blast BC into a million itty-bitty pieces. I STILL RULE ALL! |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 12/4/03 1:16 AM
The million itty bitty piecies of Brain Candy group together and assail Zoel. He quickly falls before their might. A million itty bitty piecies of Brain Candy rule all. http://www.evilcorporationslmt.com |
| Zoel |
posted 12/4/03 9:29 PM
The million itty bitty bits of Andrew are all smaller then air.. THey're like dust or something. Even if they did assail me, it wouldn't matter.! Anyways, I blow (globs of itty bitty bits)BC up. pics/nuck.jpg> I RULE ALL pics/ira.jpg> |
| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 12/4/03 9:37 PM
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| Zoel |
posted 12/5/03 4:30 AM
Oh yeah! "Belgium!" I RULE ALL! 
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| HCM Brain Candy |
posted 12/7/03 3:40 AM
Those two pictures of yours refuse to download, Zoel!!! Dumb Zoel!!!! I rule all http://www.evilcorporations.com |
| Zoel |
posted 12/9/03 1:08 AM
BC left the message board, never to return, ever. Zoel rules all. The end. |
| Zoel |
posted 12/9/03 1:08 AM
BC left the message board, never to return, ever. Zoel rules all. The end. |
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