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| Author | Topic: 1 Tuff Dictionary |
| CmcD |
posted 5/25/04 5:21 PM
Kicking off the audience-involvement theme of 1 Tuff, I encourage any and all to post their own distinct vernacular so that we can all get a better understanding of one another, or something. I'll start... manbush, n. occuring when a male's already dwarfed libidinal organ is made even less significant by an enshrouding forest of pubes. |
| Gene Caldwell |
posted 5/25/04 10:03 PM
Hey everybody, I know I haven't seen or spoken to any of you, but I've been reading this site religiously and I want to tell you guys about a great term we have down by me. Its goes "you got wicharded" and it describes anyone who has had homosexual sex. |
| Buzz |
posted 5/26/04 5:11 PM
I have one for ya...Butt Pirate-Anyone that wears the collar up on their shirts!!! |
| Double D |
posted 5/26/04 11:45 PM
Ok suckas here's one for ya from the old school baby; Flavology- the study of Flava. Simple but essential sir. Keep up the good work boys, I'm proud of you. |
| Double D |
posted 5/26/04 11:45 PM
Yeaaaaaah booooyyyy!!!! [This message has been edited on 05/27/2004] |
| pugilist at rest |
posted 5/31/04 3:54 AM
3 added terms; I am not the authority on the definitions so revise them as needed. "HJ": Occurs when a female attempts to defile a male by using an unique technique that has been continually fine tuned by men since their early teen years (or if Isserlis, since he was six). Inehbriated fat chicks and sluts in training most commonly deliver "hj's"-- especially if they are "on the rag" or a neo-feminist. "suck face"-- a gratutious make-out session carried out in a public place (usually a bar or church). A rare species only known as "the Enrique" are known to shed their arm hair to lull the opposite sex into a libidious face sucking session. "pushing out": Any sort of manual labor that creates massive amounts of sweat to pour from the face. If sweat builds up on any orifice below the neck while the manual labor is being done this term is not applicable. This affliction is most commonly seen in Terminator-esque janitors and hung-over social deviants. from the north mid west. Gino. |
| I burned down the Grill |
posted 6/3/04 5:29 PM
A "window licker" is someone who is stupid or retarded or lacks commonsense therfore being associated with the people who road the "special" smaller yellow bus to school or the "short bus" with their faces pressed up against the window. See Also Kramer |
| Jackie Endres |
posted 6/4/04 3:44 AM
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Johnny 5 (Moderator) |
posted 6/4/04 5:45 AM
Slack Jaw, n. 1. Any a number of tree-pissing denizens that call gravel pits their backyard and oversized trucks their home (see: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel) 2. A giver/receiver of the aforementioned fancyboy handshake ("bunch of slack jawed faggots around here" - blain, predator) 3. that which eats dinner from pre-packaged plates demarcated into four quadrants, still watches videos on VHS format, and prefers spiral bound notebooks over ye ol' marble |
| Billy Kerr |
posted 6/4/04 8:10 PM
"Double Hole" - occurs when someone throws up while on the toilet taking a shit. Not be confused with a double team occuring in a porn which also violates two holes. "cleveland brown" similar to a butterface, Nice uniform ugly helmet! |
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CmcD (Moderator) |
posted 6/5/04 6:32 PM
Mancrush, n. An intense homoerotic admiration for one of the same sex predicated on the size of the subject's biceps, quality of intellect, or unabashed behavior. |
| The Pooch |
posted 6/5/04 11:01 PM
example of a mancrush. Anthony Diraimondo has a mancrush on the Sports Dude. Just see all of his previous posts and his letter to the Dude |
| Alex Sanders |
posted 6/16/04 9:08 PM
pull and pray (v.) a form of coitus interuptus combining the act of retrieving your member from a snatch hopefully prior to sperm jettison and a prayer to the Lord that your seed has not been planted see also: bail and blow |
| Alex Sanders |
posted 6/16/04 9:12 PM
junk factory (n.) the nether region of a man responsible for production of his succulent man juices |
| Saddle Bags |
posted 6/24/04 1:58 AM
Craw, n. The zone of your being that accumulates much aggravation. "That really sticks in my craw." Robert Duval |
| Dr. Wyles |
posted 6/25/04 6:41 PM
Degredate, v. To lose one's flava in a retrogressive fashion. [This message has been edited on 06/25/2004] |
| Dr, Wyles |
posted 7/1/04 5:46 PM
Salesman, n. A Purveyor of pestilence. |
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