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| Author | Topic: kinda like a monologue |
| Lady Venom |
posted 6/5/03 5:25 PM
Okay, this ame to me at around midnight last night...It's suppose to be lighthearted and fun. I wrote it this way for a reason, read it like you would a monologue, I find it's funnier that way. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* How can I compete with Miss Goody Two-Shoes? Miss I'm-So-Innocent? What does she have that attracts men to her and not me? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Besides not a mean bone in her body. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I can be all cute and *ugh* sweet too. I have a question for you. Have you ever met someone who you felt was so perfect (You know the package. Blonde, thin, blue-eyed and pretty), that you love and hate at the same time? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I haveÉ It's very confusingÉ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I mean, out of everyone in the world I seem to fall so in love with the ones who don't love me. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Am I missing something here? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* You know what? I don't think I've had one real relationship in my life. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Not one. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* But that's when our elders step in to tell us we're too young to know what real love is. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* This from a divorcee of three! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I just get so fed up with life sometimes. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Well, actually it's just the male life I get fed up with. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* So many of them act all cocky and macho. With the heavy cologne that burns holes in my nose. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* And that's suppose to impress me? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Mom says that the real reason I can't find a nice, sensitive, cute guy is because they already have boyfriends. Wanna know the scary part? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* That makes sense. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ya know, maybe that isn't so bad. After all, if at first you don't succeedÉ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Turn gay. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I know the ending is odd but I couldn't stop laughing after I wrote this...hope you liked it. |
| Pacerpaw |
posted 6/6/03 10:31 AM
I liked this monologue because it sort of applies so well to rl. Oh and the cute straight guys are usually occupied too. Nyah! But take it from a happy straight single gal, a guy isn't everything. Friends usually lasts longer then boyfriends i've discovered...:-) http://www.geocities.com/pacerpaw/index.htm BW and G1 fics, profiles etc. |
| Sapphire |
posted 6/7/03 7:53 AM
So true, Pacerpaw! I have a lot of good male friends on the Internet, and they're a hang of a lot nicer than the males surrounding me everyday. >Sapphire< http://sapphire15.yoll.net Sapphire's Beast Wars Website |
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