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Doug posted 2/3/03 7:10 PM     Click here to send email to Doug  
The following is the start of a book that will be written by whoever wants to add to it. It will end when someone decides to end it. The title will be decided upon when the book is finished and it will start with what is written below. Read and add.
Mr. Frank John was on his way to the bank, as usual. The battle with traffic was no better or worse on this particular day. He had risen at dawn like every other day, consumed his English muffen and coffee and ran 2 miles on his treadmill, no more, no less. He kissed his kids on the head as he left the house. A perfectly normal start, on a perfectly normal day, to a perfectly normal life of a perfectly normal bank manager... normal that is until Frank arrived at work and found ....
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Jesse posted 3/28/03 5:33 AM    
...his desk. Just as he had left it the evening before. This pleased him. Given the circumstances of the previous day, he had come into the office expecting the worst.
"Mr. Frank," a voice from his left or right. Which was it?
"Mr. Frank, what the hell?" Sally Bever was everything Mr. Frank dreamed of (and often did in the shower before work while wife stares at the wallpaper, astounded at the situation). Her choice of clothing show her 1950s hour glass shape, and her perfectly round moon-ass.
"What the hell, I said."
What to do, what to say. She is referring to...
Carol Potter posted 5/6/03 10:34 PM    
Sally suffered from Frank's Compulsive behaviour
disorder. With everthing tucked away in it's perfect
place, with not a spec of dirt to be seen, and the
labels on such simple things indicating what and where
they are, and deadlines they had to be done by. She
felt it was as though Frank was in love with his space
and his things. His office disqusted her ever since
her first day of work at the bank a year ago. Her
attempts to unorganize his paterns would only keep him
busy reorganizing, while she found no gratification in
it what's so ever. Her maddness over his oddities had
become most obvious. The more she raged at him the
more
he was able to imagine himself naked on his desk,
paper's strewn about, and Sally riding him while
balancing his paperclip holder in one hand and his
marble framed family photo in the other. "Fraaaannk!"
Sally screamed in frustration of not being heard and
acknowledged.
Frank is aware of his problem and that it is having a
far more severe affect on Sally than himself. But, he
was really in disbelief when his office was left
untouched... "I'm sor sorry, Sally. I.. I... I do hear
you, ah, what the hell - Ya, right. I guess I really
don't know what the hell." Frank was half hoping that
she would have gone into his office and emptied his
draws all over the floor, scrambled is files, and
pooped in his chair. Why he wanted this he wasn't
quite sure but, his befuddlement this morning stumped
them both. "Well, I have one thing to say to you this
morning and I hope you listen...."

~Carole
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