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Author Topic:   what is this explosive diarreah nonsense
The Doctor posted 6/22/04 1:59 AM    
I'm writting to let the members of confusatron know that I am really concerned about your mental health and stability.
I mean christ, man... just listen to that rrrrrrrrrfuckrrrrrrr you play. Could you get any more musically beligerent.
You know, I can help. I've invented this new god to guide peoples minds away from worshiping false drugs.
Now, I know that confusatron hoofartedly worships the right drugs.
But, my concern for confusatron is far beyond the dimensions of divinity. The fact of the matter is I cannot see how you can survive the inevitable chewbaccalyps without eating less fat.
You should eat less fat Confusatron.
I am the doctor....
You are the patient...
I have your medicine...
Now all I need is your credit card number and you'll be cured.
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