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| Author | Topic: The Awaited Return |
| Anon |
posted 3/17/04 12:45 AM
Greetings, Andrew of Slough! I know but of your and your peers meer existances! Where the rain doth fall, so too, do the migrants leave! I know it may be a deprived and badly used time, till u actually proclaim the vision of this posting! Therefore, pish. I prithee you try, yet try is all you have done, and you failed miseraly. The lesson is, never try! Now tell me Andrew, who once was a good person, and still might have an uncorrupted heart, why you have dived along the dark path, and joind with the scum in scoceit; the likes of Oliver of Stains, so of Bachra, and Adam of Illigitimate! Wherefor art thou breast of crimson joy, O rose thou art sick! MERCURY BREATH. Become of what you were! Thou mohecan doth stand tall upon a funeral pyre! Beware of Toon. Aragorn doth proclaim! Hence, move yonde3r in thy life, be where art Steven of Derby doth roam and fear the lurk palace of SelwoodQ! I'll leave on the sorry account; O Andrew, Andrew, Why gathereth thou those sticks so long? O Andrew, Andrew, why smelleth thee the tree so vile, The pond hath broken! This isn't Trevor MacDonald reporting for ITVNews . Goodbyeeeeeee! http://www.dictionary.com rennaissance notes |
| oli |
posted 3/20/04 9:22 PM
that was rather elegant or eloquent |
| the king |
posted 3/23/04 9:34 PM
stop insulting me on my own site, thou hast beesmerched my good name, and for that i challenge thee. thy semblence offends mine eyes you filthy cur, begone from this land or i will have at you! |
| Anon |
posted 3/24/04 12:53 AM
Pish, I prithee thee try. For thy sword be blunt, and it be none but bullshit upon the sole of thous footshoe. Proclaim a convenient time for a subdued duel, and Oli may not be a referee. Post thee hither, and yonder in life mine identity doth be proclaimed, adeau! Exeunt |
| the king |
posted 3/25/04 10:04 PM
halt the slurs of thy tongue, thou mere presence makes mine nose twinge with the stench of rotten excriment, thou lover of pigs. your attitude besmurches your knowledge of court language, pray tell why doth thou attack a king in his own court,my sword would cut thy skin from thy bones before theou hast even lifted thy blade. do not jest upon this duel, for i know who you are, o mysterious userper, and the promise of your name doth not excite me to battle, but upon erastide i will meet you, and to death we duel.soon you shall lie in the dirt and be feasted on by dogs, thou black and secret midnight jag! |
| thine worst nemsis |
posted 3/25/04 10:13 PM
mine blunderbuss will knock thine feeble head from thine sparrowy shoulders pitious knave |
| the king |
posted 3/26/04 10:20 PM
thy punny shoulders couldst not withstand the kick back, thou dissembeler, your aim would be far from the mark, and then i wil run ou through |
| Anon |
posted 4/7/04 5:44 PM
Riders of Rohan, proclaim yonder, unto the valley of Gondor, henceforth, Mordor. Legolas, Gymley, Aragorn and the white wizard be Colnbrook. What sayeth thou in thy previous posting, be it valid or ne'er val'd, the mark of Horliks be upon thy breast,FEE! Sayeth thou fee? Thou dids't not sayeth fee! Agent Fletcher, hath the Drew of And's tongue mark the word FEE upon me? For he has! Exhalted be his name upon a funeral pyre, as will young once said; "come on baby light my fire" FEE FIE FOE FUM, I SMELL IRISH CUM, BE HE A STOAT OR BE HE GAY, I'll EAT HIM NAY! Adoreth thou mine poetry, for its humble eexquisite sayings be of the river delta, Thames. What I have just said might make little sense, yet thy breast be upon fire. Go upon thy humble week, wearing cloth of grunger,and eating pepper of salt, be aware young paduan, of the Riders of Rohan, who do appear north, on a crescent. Adeau! |
| Anon |
posted 4/7/04 5:57 PM
In reference to thine postings of previous: Black and midnight JAG, be it Milton or Blake, your whore is but a SLAG, but of when Oli awake, court language you say, mine vocabulary be that or the queen, feeble and uncouth you imply, my humble tongue be that of unseen, but i prethee thee admire, thine identity be ne'er of admirable, a duel you require, to read a requiem but ne'er a parable, as the gospels say, thou shalt not wear cloth of grunger, and the psalms say, thou shalt not clean teeth with a tweezer, yet born were you of feeble fox, and every man do room require, what noticed thou with chicken pox, alliteration for you my squire, my poetry be of noble tone, and humble be thine offspring, yet breadeth thou race , in rabbit pace, and seeeth thou near Bachra. Nay, my name is not Mister Cleus, who before sayeth betreen! |
| The Stoat |
posted 9/10/04 9:52 PM
I believe that thou are naught but a solitary wevill in thy plank of tranquillity, thou shou'd depart or face leathered boot up jacksy, BEGONE Anon! |
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the king (Moderator) |
posted 9/14/04 8:31 PM
thank thee good stoat, thy name shall be forever remembered. for i knight thee sir stoat, lord protector of the realm of leper. and champion of the masses. horah! |
| The Stoat |
posted 9/14/04 8:42 PM
I thanke thee as i would unto my leige lor'd, thine divine soverienity that grant thine paladin status be generous. Thine blade shal always thrwart the act of any fallen seraph that be plaugeing thine realm king leper. |
| Head Boy |
posted 9/19/04 6:06 PM
I doth thinkst that you Andrew are a "King" among common folk. Thou art not privee to Sovereignty of thine scholars, thine "badge" doth declare it. Common muck tits are you. |
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the king (Moderator) |
posted 9/19/04 8:25 PM
well spokern are yee that doth so destroy thy semblance. prithee thee r nought but a common knave. your power doth not extend this far over the water. thou are betwixed a rock and a hard place. so show not thy scuurvy face here again. but crawl back to the currs that worship you. |
| N-Dawg |
posted 12/23/04 2:16 PM
varily, inaugural, be that a word i think not. Henceforth I post this thought: A wise man one said; "Entity (in all cases, refering to God, the Almighty and Perfect) is like a Helium Balloon", "how" queried his apprentice, replied the noble man; "hold it and it keeps going up-forth, and thou strugglst to keep it in ones grasp, yet if thee shalt tie it upon thy wrist, the balloon doth never go away", replied the student; "be the moral that if tou keepst hold of God, he shalt never be forgotten and thou shalt never astray thouself from the straightest path?" affirmative, varily, you are correct! So how deas one do this, I hear the Stoat, and teh Leprochaun thinking: The answer is in rememberance, all the time. For further reading, see The Reliance of the Traveller, by Nuh Ha Mim Keller. Thankyou http://www.amazon.com search for Umdat-al-Salik |
| N-Dawg |
posted 12/23/04 2:17 PM
varily, inaugural, be that a word i think not. Henceforth I post this thought: A wise man one said; "Entity (in all cases, refering to God, the Almighty and Perfect) is like a Helium Balloon", "how" queried his apprentice, replied the noble man; "hold it and it keeps going up-forth, and thou strugglst to keep it in ones grasp, yet if thee shalt tie it upon thy wrist, the balloon doth never go away", replied the student; "be the moral that if tou keepst hold of God, he shalt never be forgotten and thou shalt never astray thouself from the straightest path?" affirmative, varily, you are correct! So how deas one do this, I hear the Stoat, and teh Leprochaun thinking: The answer is in rememberance, all the time. For further reading, see The Reliance of the Traveller, by Nuh Ha Mim Keller. Thankyou http://www.amazon.com search for Umdat-al-Salik |
| Adam |
posted 3/2/05 11:31 AM
Shut up you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaag! |
| Anon |
posted 3/28/06 1:55 PM
Ad Hominem argument! |
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