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Author Topic:   Bob
lets make this funny (Kinda hopefully) posted 11/30/02 0:16 AM     Click here to send email to lets make this funny (Kinda hopefully)  
Yo, so i thought id try an spice up this site for my little bro. ahh aint i sweet. so let him know if u want me to get the fuck off his site.
1. why are there no ash trays in Michael Barrimores house?
he throws all his fags in the pool!!!
um whats the definition of a thumb tack?
an excited smartie.
what do you call a police woman who shaves her fanny?
cunt stubble.
ummmm writing this whilst drunk is not a good idea. oh yeah check out bored.com. not a very origional name but hey, still kinda cool.
so has anyone noticed how everything is bad for you, smoking, drinking, glue sniffing you see where im going with this? so got out get layed, pissed, smoke glue, sniff glue (its more conventional than smoking it, but smoking it is cooler and more punk rawk.) oh yeah wana give a big shout out to my best mates, bru, chimp, fat tony and last but not least captain (fish fingers). so like this sight has 2 options, 1. it gets really funny (but we need someone funny if that is to happen) or 2. it gets really smart, educated and political. but what do you the addoring public want? let the leprochaun know. oh and worship jimmy hendrix. and if slash (the guitarist from guns n roses and slashes snake pit) is reading as he often does then ok i will give you guitar lessons, my lawyer says it will count towards my community service.
bye. nach or what the fuck ever he ends his shit wif, i still think he should end it with "twat." me.
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