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Brian posted 6/15/03 5:57 AM    
this is ridiculous, i swear to go no one looks at this thing but me. and probably jake too, but shit, this is ridiculous. i am about to go to bed and im still checking to see if there's anyone else out there who has nothing better to do than post messages on jake's forum. Oh by the way, i just started running, and im actually in better shape than i thought i was, for now, lets see what hapens when i eat all the time, and don't run, then i'll be fat like i used to be and no one here really wants that do they, well off to the showers, im pretty sweaty and gross, so i shall take a shower and then go to bed because i am tired, so ta ta for now my homie g funks
lic posted 6/15/03 11:57 PM    
i, jake's stalker, also look at this forum. every day, yes.


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Brian posted 6/16/03 2:20 AM    
well its good to know that someone else comes here, even if it is jakes stalker. so how have you been andrew, its good to hear from you. i kinda had to take off right after grad cuz i had to work and all that jazz. where are you headed to college at? we should chill and jake too, because you're stalking him and that would be nice for you too
Jake posted 6/16/03 9:05 AM    
Wow I have a stalker... sorry andrew.. I am flatured but you know it would be kind of better with a really atractive girl.... but you will due
emme posted 6/16/03 11:29 PM    
i also check this board about once a day, and i thought i was jake's stalker....i'm crushed to find out the position has been filled. now i'll have to find someone else. brian, do you have a stalker yet?
Brian posted 6/17/03 1:25 AM    
No i don't have a stalker yet, and i'm not sure i want, one, though it might be kind of nifty to have one as long as they didn't like knock on my windows or anything
emme posted 6/17/03 1:54 AM    
i'm not a big window knocker, i wouldn't worry about it. i usually just make people come hang out with me and stuff.
lic posted 6/17/03 4:52 AM    
eh, i've been something, i haven't figured out which adverb yet. i'm going to the u in the fall; hey, emme, if you like, you can be jake's stalker, the fun just isn't when they know who i am.


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emme posted 6/17/03 7:05 PM    
hm...i dunno.....brian's pretty tall. he'd be easier to spot in a crowd....
Dark Jojo posted 6/19/03 7:48 PM    
A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back
in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

...There is a silence, then a shot is heard...

The hunter says, "OK, now what?"
Jake posted 6/20/03 8:18 AM    
Honestly people. I think if you are going to put up jokes on this page (even bad jokes) do the rest of us a favor and make a new subject so it is easy to find and/or ignore them. THANKS
licyeus posted 6/24/03 8:59 AM     Click here to send email to licyeus  
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
i'm too lazy to make a new thread.
too tired, i'm falling out of my chair. and i did fall, but i took my keyboarrd. hurrah.


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licyeus
emme posted 6/24/03 7:30 PM    
hahaha. that's the funniest thing i've ever read. no really. i'm serious.
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