Author	Topic:   You guys are pathetic
A Camel's Roommate	posted 11/14/02 11:28 PM     Man, you guys are weak! I've never witnessed such a pathetic specimen of human waste online before. Especially the ibook kid. Give me a fucking break- he's your leader? That's what he says anyway. He says he has worshippers on the "Island" that you all seem to love so dearly, so I'm assuming it must be you people. As far as I'm concerned Martha's Vineyard should be used as a nuclear weapons testing area, because everyone who lives there is fucked already. I went there once, and as I drove by your homeless shelters in my Benz I couldn't help but laugh. You people need to grow stronger as INDIVIDUALS! Tell the ibook kid to go to hell and start your own thing! I composed you all a poem to help explain my thesis that I am presenting to you. Roses are red, violets are blue, Maxwell Butler smells like dirty poo. I hope this helps things, and please everyone- remember that homestar runner is nothing more than a website, and there is more to live then that tiny little island you are all located on. But since the US mainland is overcrowded enough as it is, I suggest you all stay there and wait until one of our special Air Force bombers delivers you a present from above. I wish you all the best. Sincerely, A Camel's Roommate
the ibook kid	posted 11/14/02 11:38 PM       Please disregard blakesley. he is insane and cannot be part of the revolution.
the ibook kid	posted 11/15/02 0:37 AM       though matt pooley is indeed a camel, he got that part right.
Keeping Things Unrowdy	posted 11/15/02 3:33 AM       I'm not going to pick apart your arguement because it is a valid one. You are, however, mistaken on several accounts. Firstly, the people of this island certainly do not worship The iBook Kid, it's more of a buddha thing. We love him, but only because he is the man, he is not our god, just good at organizing a good bitching session. Also, Homestar Runner really is the funniest thing ever, and the reason it permeates out lives is that we are going to HIGH SCHOOL here on the island and it SUCKS, maybe you don't remember. We need distractions. Also, i'll have you know that an island off of this one was once used for target practice by the air national guard. The fact that they chose that island over this one proves that there must be some worth to this one. As you can see, the federal government has rendered its decision on our silly rock with its backward ways. And i'll also have you know that there are more benzes here than there are in your town, this is like rich people central. It is certainly all about the benjamins. In closing, i appreciate your concern for our sanity, but we can take care of ourselves, and this board is not about insulting its very essence, but rather bitching about OTHER THINGS. Jeez... well then i guess im done, but remember, kids, watch out for fuckheads. Thank You and Good Afternoon.
the ibook kid	posted 11/15/02 7:01 AM       very classy KTU!! well done!! bravo!!
A Camel's Roommate	posted 11/16/02 7:14 PM     Max- your friends should lighten up. Damn hippies.
the ibook kid	posted 11/16/02 8:09 PM       blakesley
S. Hurtbeans	posted 11/20/02 3:24 AM     I do not follow the I book kid nor do I worship him. He is not the man, only a man. A fucked up sexually repressed red haired man, but still a man. I have no point to make
Fats	posted 11/29/02 8:26 PM     Blakesly, let me tell you this: I am fat. My knowledge of all things living comes from this fact. I can not only eat, but cook and hunt as well. iBook, though a humerous person, is a mere man. Do not anger me, Blakesly, for I am a force to be reckoned with. Don't make me eat ya'. Good day, sir.

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