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| Author | Topic: Damage Control |
| S. Hurtbeans |
posted 1/28/03 1:35 AM
The... The... Austrailian faction and much of the country has been destroyed... buzzzzz... flash.....fizzle fizzle. The babies left over from the airstrike have consumed all of the remaining resourses... I was able to fashion this interweb message retrieval device out of some matches and a stick of gum... fizzle fizzle... buzzz. I'm so tired. The horror, The horror... |
| johnny cornbread |
posted 1/29/03 6:53 AM
sir hurtbeans, it is apparent that my sevrices of blowing more shit up is not the logical course of action at this time. However, I've been doing some of my own research and have realized the only man I believe can help. The humble, somewhat doofy, sex crazed, john mayer wannabe, mike mackey plus the kids. I know his name comes across that way but we can't be homophobic in a situation as desperate as this one. His good vibe coordinating is the only thing left that can bring order and warm fuzzy feelings to your country. If this fails the only other course of action i'd suggest is to just start talking. That's right just start talking. No one or thing can listen to an autralian accent for more than a matter of seconds, they're just too damn annoying. good luck seanie. we're all praying for you |
| johnny cornbread |
posted 1/29/03 6:56 AM
sir hurtbeans, it is apparent that my sevrices of blowing more shit up is not the logical course of action at this time. However, I've been doing some of my own research and have realized the only man I believe can help. The humble, somewhat doofy, sex crazed, john mayer wannabe, mike mackey plus the kids. I know his name comes across that way but we can't be homophobic in a situation as desperate as this one. His good vibe coordinating is the only thing left that can bring order and warm fuzzy feelings to your country. If this fails the only other course of action i'd suggest is to just start talking. That's right just start talking. No one or thing can listen to an autralian accent for more than a matter of seconds, they're just too damn annoying. good luck seanie. we're all praying for you |
| S. Hurtbeans |
posted 1/30/03 5:41 AM
Perhaps it's my makeshift computer but I read that last message twice. In responce to your plan there remaining twelve people in Austrailia are not that interested in you aid. Air Marshal Cornbread |
| Fats |
posted 2/6/03 9:11 PM
Why not just eat the babies? Works for me all the time... |
| S.O.S |
posted 2/9/03 10:20 PM
As your superb waistline can attest to, Fats me brother. But I agree, baby eating always always helps the Cause. Just as long as the babies we eat are ones spawned by our Enemy or one of his brothers on the Axis of Gay. |
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