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| Author | Topic: A defensive strategy |
| S. Hurtbeans |
posted 12/15/02 8:12 PM
The Dingos and I have reached a new agreement. They have concented to only use there baby eating powers against any offspring of sir duB. I tried to get them to just eat sir duB but the don't eat people after said person has exceeded the age of one. It's part of some sort of religious code, I don't know. Anyway the threat of an onsluaght of sir duB spawns has lessened thanks to our new four legged allies G'day mate |
| S.O.S |
posted 12/17/02 7:04 PM
one problem remains S. Hurtbeans, this still does not prevent budris using the fetus' as explosive devices, or the young babies as suicide bombers. We also underestimate the diabolic breeding powers of budris, as soon as a body has dislodged itself from that accursed womb it is fully capable of speech and being hurt up. so this is still a slight, though entirely lesser danger. I reccomend a sugical air strike. |
| johnny cornbread |
posted 12/18/02 0:38 AM
Did someone say "airstrike?!?!?!" (trumpet noise) DUN DUN DUH!!!! i've got a fleet of 50 napalm bombers on the way. i can't stand anymore of this baby eating/ budris talk anymore, something must be done!!!!! each plane is fully loaded with the most high tech dingo rockets and wallabe napalm bombs!!! oh and uh. . . I jacked the planes up on some fat tires and suped um up with a 411 posy track outback double bumper, with turbo jets, I mean these things got some freaken muscle. but uh anyway. . . . . .all of australia as we know it, will in about 10 minutes be only babies!!!! that's right, only babies will be left as my superviser has just informed me that the napalm has not yet been deveped enough to defer the adults from the dingo's and wallabes, so you're all pretty much dead! it does still know the difference from babies though!!!!! oh and this messege will self destruct in 5 seconds. . . G'day mate |
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