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| Author | Topic: I'll save you hurtbeans!!! |
| johnny cornbread |
posted 12/10/02 0:55 AM
sorry am I too late, I was supervising special aerial napalm tactics, and i was developing weapons. But now that I have them I will launch my special "dingo/wallabe from the austrialian faction seeking napalm missle" to destroy any imposing threat to sir hurtbeans. I must warn you though mr. hurtbeans, don't stand too close to any of the exploding missles as the napalm may engulf you and send your flaming body into the air about 100 feet. Then as you're writhing in pain for many hours, you'll say things like "no god don't let this happen to me, let this happen to shannon!!!!" Then as you look around and see all of the smoldering limbs left over from the dead animals you'll stack them into a pile and say "hey does anyone have any fluffy puff marshmellows?" P.S. I'm developing a top secret multifuctional highly advanced gun!!! no news as to what it is exactly but it's known as the "deshannonfication Ray" which I might need everyones help developing! keep you posted, over and out |
| S. Hurtbeans |
posted 12/10/02 7:03 AM
The situation is under controll. Through the process of negotiation we have reached an agreemen with the Dingo/Walabe aliance. Please J. Cornbread, DO NOT MELT THEIR FLESH. We informed them of our battle with the man and sir duB and the officially joined the austrailian faction as of eight o' clock this morning. All we have to due do is supply them with a fresh supply of babies once a month. Thank you for your concern. |
| generalissimo ibookkid |
posted 12/10/02 8:13 PM
An international peacekeeping coalition has been stationed in the region to observe their entry into the revolutionary ranks. one can't be too cautious, as they are wild animals with an agenda. applause to all sides for reaching this milestone, however, and i feel that our cause has been aided already. |
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