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Topic: Thus cometh the hurtbean
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S. Hurtbeans
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posted 11/20/02 3:18 AM
Well, I believe it is time that I join the ranks of this uprising. Though I only saw the lasst sight as entertainment, we must fight all types of oppresion that may rear it's ugly head. FUCK THE COMMITTEE
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S.O.S
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posted 11/20/02 5:03 AM
Sir, you're commitment to The Cause is commendable. I can see where you may have percieved, though wrongly, that the previous site was mere entertainment, however, the site, though entertaining, also served as a sort of running record, if you will, of or collective thoughts on High School, and a forum to vent our frustrations. Though I can understand how you saw it as mainly entertainment, it was more than that, perhaps not much more, maybe just a little little bit more but more all the same. Never the less I welcome you to our ranks and offer you my hand in most righteous brotherhood in this holiest of crusades. When all is said and done, this is our stand we must not budge an inch, exept in cases where we are proven to be utterly wrong, though when The Man prooves us wrong we cannot trust these words because he is after all, The Man, and The Man can never be trusted. -Do not look into the vipers maw, lest you too be poisoned.
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generalissimo ibookkid
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posted 11/20/02 5:16 AM
Thus saith the revolutionaries, that we remain true to our roots of freedome of expression! that we band together and continue on for the common good. that we pave the way for the new order with the asphalt of the old. the victory is nigh, comrades. for we will remain strong, and our voice will be louder than ever. as we welcome sir hurtbeans as duke viceroy of the australian faction, a new page is turned in the annals of the revolution. with the recent consent of Sir Dub, our concerns and the essence of our very souls will be heard the world 'round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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S. Hurtbean
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posted 11/20/02 10:16 PM
S.O.S. you have become the object of my respect but if you valued the last sight as a sort of psychologists lounge then you missed the point of it. It was the tool that we used to explore the facts of life. If you don't know what said facts are then I doubt your loyalties sir. Anyone who whines and complains in such a manner over the interweb doesn't have the testicular fortitude to be of any use in a revolution.
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generalissimo ibookkid
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posted 11/21/02 4:03 AM
do i sense hostility in the ranks? at any rate, the old site was many things to many people...for some, such as shannon, it was an obsessive life staff; for others, such as the more "rational" among us, it was that place to be crazy go nuts, to lash out at the stupidity of our experiences, and above all, to express ourselves on any conceivable subject. it was entertaining as all get out, let's be honest, but did indeed mean something as well. otherwise we wouldn't have bothered. however, with the oppressive regimes restricting our freedom, it is with this uprising that we unite with the common goal of regaining what it is that the site meant to us and to fight for the principle that we hold dear...the freedom!! let us not forget. for we shall be victorious in due time.
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mm+tk
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posted 11/21/02 5:05 AM
yeah, man, cant we all just get along. with that said, i, mike mackey plus the kids, will offer positive vibes when necessary, much like keeping things unrowdy will continue to keep things unrowdy when necessary. i say the ranks of the revolution assemble over thanksgiving break to discuss future endeavors........and to watch the tom vogl movie baked.
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S.O.S
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posted 11/21/02 5:18 AM
Sir Hurtbeans, i find that your name suits you. Firstly, you must be a member of the Mexican army, for I do not believe that you fully understand the language that you are attempting, though unsuccesfully to weild. I do not believe that I ever mentioned the old SITE as being any type of lounge for shrinks. Indeed, I find that you were preaching to the converted. As you said, the SITE was a place where we could learn about life, or something like that. I believe in my dissertation, I echoed your sentiment when I said, that [the site]: "served as a sort of running record, if you will, lives, of or collective thoughts on High School, ...blah blah." A running record, there you have it, a running record of what, of our lives my friend our lives! I thought that it could be inferred that we inevitably learned lessons from the site. Though I do find it funny that I was defending a site that in the first post you called mostly as entertainment! It seems that you are arguing with me using the exact same argument that I used on you for the first post my friend. Again, I saw the old site as something more than entertainment and did dutifully cry when it was abolished by the Unidevil, and I felt moved to respond when you said that the site was a place for designed for mere entertainment. It seems that you think differently now than you did on your first post, and I cannot understand how you missunderstood such a clear reply the frist time, but hopefully now you have been moved to understand now. This bickering is silly, especially because we are squabbling over the same bean pile. There is no argument here, and I blame the man for clouding the judgment of you and of me sir. And to doubt my testicular fortitude sir, I invite you to come to my outpost here in the very heart of the town you call Boston and inspect them freely I can assure you that my testicles have the fortitude of a Mack Truck. Again sir, it is time to come together for this new purpose and it is unfortunate that we had to have this silly missunderstanding, let it never happen again for from it could come the downfall of our entire revolution. I echoe the sentiments of the Unrowdy crew as well as our esteemed generalissimo and offer you my hand in infinite peace so that we may turn our attentions to the true enemy: injustice, and turn that fury at our enemies lest we not turn our weapons of destruction towards ourselves. -The Jackels circle, looking for weakness, but we give them NONE.
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S. Hurtbean
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posted 11/21/02 11:35 PM
I was simply testing the convictions of a man who 1: Must keep his identity secret. and 2: Need to vent his frustrations on a site that was desinged for, as maxwell so elegantly put it, going crazy go nuts. Since this has become such a personal battle of wits, I sum up with this: I wil show you my mexican army roots when I give you a dirty sanchez.
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mm+tk
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posted 11/22/02 6:43 PM
gentlemen, gentlemen, there is no need for this arguing. we are all on the same side here. instead of fighting, lets try UNITING, mmmkay? haha. but in all seriousness, lets not lose sight of the vision. lets get back to the matters at hand, which are dissin on sir dub and discussing how shannon is the shweels. stuff like that.
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S. Hurtbeans
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posted 11/22/02 8:05 PM
Comrade plus the kids is right. I apologize for my harsh statements and now will focus all the fury of Austrailia on the true enemy. sir duB and his minister of destruction
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S.O.S
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posted 11/25/02 7:38 PM
damn mexicans. Sir Dub has an evil bride my friends, one more hideous than a thousand Shannons in a row. This is indeed a dark dark day. Soon my friend very soon we will be on home territory let us not wade in the much of penis fencing and look to the futute. -If Hitler was The Nazi then Sir Dub is The Lithuanian.
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S. Hurtbeans
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posted 11/25/02 7:59 PM
What! what is this dark queen, my lord, we are all doomed should they mate we will be over run by their evil spawn.
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Fats
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posted 11/29/02 8:18 PM
A thousand Shannons? NOTHING COULD BE THAT HIDEOUS!!!! Should Sir Dub have managed to find something of this volitile nature, why, he could destroy us all...We must seek out this abomination and put an end to its foul life...poor devil...
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generalissimo ibookkid
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posted 12/3/02 5:08 PM
i talked to her on the phone. she's a total stump grinder.
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S. hurtbeans
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posted 12/8/02 6:26 AM
stump grinder or not as long as she's grinding on sir duB's stump we are all at risk of her taking in his demon seed
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