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S. Hurtbeans posted 11/20/02 3:18 AM    
Well, I believe it is time that I join the ranks of
this uprising. Though I only saw the lasst
sight as entertainment, we must fight all
types of oppresion that may rear it's ugly
head. FUCK THE COMMITTEE
S.O.S posted 11/20/02 5:03 AM    
Sir, you're commitment to The Cause is
commendable. I can see where you may
have percieved, though wrongly, that the
previous site was mere entertainment,
however, the site, though entertaining, also
served as a sort of running record, if you will,
of or collective thoughts on High School,
and a forum to vent our frustrations. Though
I can understand how you saw it as mainly
entertainment, it was more than that,
perhaps not much more, maybe just a little
little bit more but more all the same. Never
the less I welcome you to our ranks and offer
you my hand in most righteous brotherhood
in this holiest of crusades. When all is said
and done, this is our stand we must not
budge an inch, exept in cases where we are
proven to be utterly wrong, though when
The Man prooves us wrong we cannot trust
these words because he is after all, The
Man, and The Man can never be trusted.
-Do not look into the vipers maw, lest you
too be poisoned.
generalissimo ibookkid posted 11/20/02 5:16 AM     Click here to send email to generalissimo ibookkid  
Thus saith the revolutionaries, that
we remain true to our roots of
freedome of expression! that we
band together and continue on for
the common good. that we pave the
way for the new order with the
asphalt of the old. the victory is nigh,
comrades. for we will remain strong,
and our voice will be louder than
ever. as we welcome sir hurtbeans
as duke viceroy of the australian
faction, a new page is turned in the
annals of the revolution. with the
recent consent of Sir Dub, our
concerns and the essence of our
very souls will be heard the world
'round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S. Hurtbean posted 11/20/02 10:16 PM    
S.O.S. you have become the object of my
respect but if you valued the last sight as a
sort of psychologists lounge then you
missed the point of it. It was the tool that we
used to explore the facts of life. If you don't
know what said facts are then I doubt your
loyalties sir. Anyone who whines and
complains in such a manner over the
interweb doesn't have the testicular fortitude
to be of any use in a revolution.
generalissimo ibookkid posted 11/21/02 4:03 AM     Click here to send email to generalissimo ibookkid  
do i sense hostility in the ranks? at
any rate, the old site was many
things to many people...for some,
such as shannon, it was an
obsessive life staff; for others, such
as the more "rational" among us, it
was that place to be crazy go nuts, to
lash out at the stupidity of our
experiences, and above all, to
express ourselves on any
conceivable subject. it was
entertaining as all get out, let's be
honest, but did indeed mean
something as well. otherwise we
wouldn't have bothered. however,
with the oppressive regimes
restricting our freedom, it is with this
uprising that we unite with the
common goal of regaining what it is
that the site meant to us and to fight
for the principle that we hold
dear...the freedom!! let us not forget.
for we shall be victorious in due time.
mm+tk posted 11/21/02 5:05 AM     Click here to send email to mm+tk  
yeah, man, cant we all just get along. with that said, i, mike mackey plus the kids, will offer positive vibes when necessary, much like keeping things unrowdy will continue to keep things unrowdy when necessary. i say the ranks of the revolution assemble over thanksgiving break to discuss future endeavors........and to watch the tom vogl movie baked.
S.O.S posted 11/21/02 5:18 AM    
Sir Hurtbeans, i find that your name suits
you. Firstly, you must be a member of the
Mexican army, for I do not believe that you
fully understand the language that you are
attempting, though unsuccesfully to weild. I
do not believe that I ever mentioned the old
SITE as being any type of lounge for shrinks.
Indeed, I find that you were preaching to the
converted. As you said, the SITE was a
place where we could learn about life, or
something like that. I believe in my
dissertation, I echoed your sentiment when I
said, that [the site]: "served as a sort of
running record, if you will, lives, of or
collective thoughts on High School, ...blah
blah." A running record, there you have it, a
running record of what, of our lives my friend
our lives! I thought that it could be inferred
that we inevitably learned lessons from the
site. Though I do find it funny that I was
defending a site that in the first post you
called mostly as entertainment! It seems that
you are arguing with me using the exact
same argument that I used on you for the
first post my friend. Again, I saw the old site
as something more than entertainment and
did dutifully cry when it was abolished by the
Unidevil, and I felt moved to respond when
you said that the site was a place for
designed for mere entertainment. It seems
that you think differently now than you did on
your first post, and I cannot understand how
you missunderstood such a clear reply the
frist time, but hopefully now you have been
moved to understand now. This bickering is
silly, especially because we are squabbling
over the same bean pile. There is no
argument here, and I blame the man for
clouding the judgment of you and of me sir.
And to doubt my testicular fortitude sir, I
invite you to come to my outpost here in the
very heart of the town you call Boston and
inspect them freely I can assure you that my
testicles have the fortitude of a Mack Truck.
Again sir, it is time to come together for this
new purpose and it is unfortunate that we
had to have this silly missunderstanding, let
it never happen again for from it could come
the downfall of our entire revolution. I echoe
the sentiments of the Unrowdy crew as well
as our esteemed generalissimo and offer
you my hand in infinite peace so that we
may turn our attentions to the true enemy:
injustice, and turn that fury at our enemies
lest we not turn our weapons of destruction
towards ourselves.
-The Jackels circle, looking for weakness,
but we give them NONE.
S. Hurtbean posted 11/21/02 11:35 PM    
I was simply testing the convictions of a man
who 1: Must keep his identity secret. and 2:
Need to vent his frustrations on a site that
was desinged for, as maxwell so elegantly
put it, going crazy go nuts. Since this has
become such a personal battle of wits, I sum
up with this: I wil show you my mexican army
roots when I give you a dirty sanchez.
mm+tk posted 11/22/02 6:43 PM     Click here to send email to mm+tk  
gentlemen, gentlemen, there is no need for this arguing. we are all on the same side here. instead of fighting, lets try UNITING, mmmkay? haha. but in all seriousness, lets not lose sight of the vision. lets get back to the matters at hand, which are dissin on sir dub and discussing how shannon is the shweels. stuff like that.
S. Hurtbeans posted 11/22/02 8:05 PM    
Comrade plus the kids is right. I apologize
for my harsh statements and now will focus
all the fury of Austrailia on the true enemy.
sir duB and his minister of destruction
S.O.S posted 11/25/02 7:38 PM    
damn mexicans. Sir Dub has an evil bride
my friends, one more hideous than a
thousand Shannons in a row. This is indeed
a dark dark day.
Soon my friend very soon we will be on
home territory let us not wade in the much of
penis fencing and look to the futute.
-If Hitler was The Nazi then Sir Dub is The
Lithuanian.
S. Hurtbeans posted 11/25/02 7:59 PM    
What! what is this dark queen, my lord, we
are all doomed should they mate we will be
over run by their evil spawn.
Fats posted 11/29/02 8:18 PM    
A thousand Shannons? NOTHING COULD BE THAT HIDEOUS!!!! Should Sir Dub have managed to find something of this volitile nature, why, he could destroy us all...We must seek out this abomination and put an end to its foul life...poor devil...
generalissimo ibookkid posted 12/3/02 5:08 PM     Click here to send email to generalissimo ibookkid  
i talked to her on the phone. she's a
total stump grinder.
S. hurtbeans posted 12/8/02 6:26 AM    
stump grinder or not as long as she's
grinding on sir duB's stump we are all at risk
of her taking in his demon seed
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