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the ibook kid posted 11/16/02 8:12 PM     Click here to send email to the ibook kid  
If anyone should happen to see/hear
from budris at all, tell him that we're
looking for written consent to make
fun of him on the site as a part of the
revolution. thank you.
fuck you know who this is posted 11/19/02 4:58 AM    
i just went to a movie with the fucker. it was
great. Anyways im sending u his number
over that aim thing so check it yourself
S. Hurtbean posted 11/20/02 10:28 PM    
One question: Why are you giving Budris
Hand-jobs at movies?
S.O.S posted 11/21/02 5:23 AM    
because you weren't there Mr. Beans. Also
the movie was Braveheart, no man can give
a handjob in that movie, tis sacred. Also it is
a movie that is a perfect example of
oppression and the fight for freedom! I see
many similarities with William Wallace and
with our esteemed generalissimo.
-FREEEEDOOMM
generalissimo ibookkid posted 11/22/02 6:38 PM     Click here to send email to generalissimo ibookkid  
perhaps i should watch the film
again to become more inspired to
fight the powerssssssssssssss!!!!1
with the triumphant return of the
good old boys and girls this week,
we will surely band together to
amass our vast knowledge and
resources to put towards the effort.
S. Hurtbeans posted 11/22/02 8:08 PM    
I was unaware that the film was Braveheart,
wow I can't believe that you got him off
during a film of the beauty and magnitude.
You sir must have anazing hand-jod talents.
How the hell did you know what movie it
was S.O.S. Perhaps this was a tag team
event... Just thinking
S.O.S posted 11/25/02 7:53 PM    
i think u missed the memo, but the fuck you...
and S.O.S. are the same person. Also u
missed the part when I said no man can give
a handjob in that movie. Unless u wish to
exhalt me above the status of mere man to
that of some kind of handjob god. If this is so
then I will use my powers to send Dub after
you hands first.
And no, alas budris had with him an eat
beast of great magnitude who fed on him
during the movie like a leech feeds on a
maggots. Notice the skillful deflection of your
insult towards budris. It seems you are
concentrating more on vainly trying to best
me sir than you are at defeating our Ultimate
enemy. Uber Allies.
This leech beast was so covered in selfmess
when she was done with budris that I almost
had to shoot her face in to make her look
better. This is the extent that she is a hurt
nug. Excuse my street jargon but it is hard to
speek formally when reffering to such a
horendous monster. They sure aint cute for
two ugly people. I noticed she had one of his
balls on a rope round her neck. This goes
against the solemn oath and binding legal
documents that one MIA warrior for The
Cause posseses that state myself and
himself as owners of his special parts and
ultimate controlers of his destiny.
-The shadows mass all around our single
candle but we will not let it go out!
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