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Tj Sundown posted 5/10/05 12:50 AM    
Fancy a real high energy show then check out TV
Smith live on stage with The Midnight Creeps as his
Adverts styled backing band.
I'm going to the first two and the last one:-
Poulton-Le-Flyde 11.05.05
Derby 12.05.05
Coventry 13.05.05
London 14.05.05
Croydon.15.05.05
Morecambe WASTED Festival 22.05.05
Check out www.tvsmith.com for full details.
I wonder if he'll play Third Term?
Tj
Andy Smith posted 5/16/05 6:51 PM    
Not keen on the geezer meself. Are you going to Ian Hunter at Loughborough?
Tj Sundown posted 5/18/05 12:38 AM    
That sure doesn't sound like something you would
say Andy, so I'll ignore it.
Here's how good it actually was...
Hurricane Typhoon! TV Creeps Poulton Gig Review
12.05.05
The Hurricane Typhoon
It was pure synchronicity magic when I found out
that the supplier I needed to meet worked in
Poulton-Le-Fylde, near Blackpool. Even I couldn’t
believe it when I pulled up at his office and it was
100 yards from the venue.
Inside the Royal Oak it was a case of For Every HIT
There’s A MISS – I HIT lucky again when I found a
copy of March Of The Giants for a tenner in the
Punk Rock CD sale I had a MISS when I turned down
the offer of a burger as I placed my gem find in the
boot of my car, I came to my senses and asked the
barman if I could have the burger – “Sorry mate I’ve
just eaten the last two.”
Had a quick chat with Carl and then a longer chat
with Paul about rare punk video’s. Great guys –
keeping Punk real and accessible.
Nipped down to the Thatched Cottage where I first
met Frenzbob all those months ago. Completed my
TV gig list and found out that the Derby gig on
Thursday would be my 40th TV gig. Not bad when
you think that I had my 21st TV gig at the same
venue on Bonfire Night in 2002.
I used the magic word ‘FLEAGLES’ and introduced
myself to Jonas, The Creeps awesome bass player.
He told me he was ‘born’ in 1977 and I replied, “So
was I,” “Hey, that means we’re the same age!” Jonas
replied.
…‘I wish.’
Jenny came over and pointed at a poster on the
wall. “I am a cunt,”
said Jenny brandishing her CUNT bracelet, “We’ve
patented that phrase.” “Ah but this one says the
word ‘Censored’ through it” I helpfully pointed out
- So glad I went to that workshop on Intellectual
Property last week. “And it says ‘I am’ and ours is
‘I’m’ a cunt,” added Jonas.
After a long chat with Jonas who was on a quest to
find some Newcastle Brown Ale I said a quick hello
to Jeff Creep (not forgetting the magic word) and
then I listened it to a conversation TV was having
with one of the Punks at the gig. He asked if TV
could play Back From The Dead. “Your in luck we’ve
rehearsed that’” said Teev to his delighted fan. How
Strange that they chose a rare b-side beside the
seaside.
TV was on great form and we had a long chat about
C5 and how it was a real shame that he missed the
gig due to breaking his leg end. Teev was really
looking forward to seeing C5’s face as he watched
the TV Creeps. I was amazed how much Teev knew
and cared about the two EARTBOUND gigs. Rest
assured THE GREAT MAN is on the case TUTS and
he has a bag full of ideas. We started talking about
how generous all the TUTS are like Simse offering
to put the UK TUTS up in Germany and the
FLEAGLES lending The Midnight Creeps two cars. I
said that FLEAGLE was the Moses of the TUTS. TV
said, “No you’ve got that wrong - FLEAGLE is the
God of the TUTS”. As we talked about how
generous and caring our gang is I noticed TV the
punk rocking typhoon well up a little. “GAWD I’m
going to get sentimental – have to think of
something to get me real down quick!… Got it”
say’s TV has he begins to tell me of a shitty
betrayal.
Instant Agony time!
Typical punk – fast and furious. Shame they didn’t
play the great Green Day songs they’d sound
checked.
Enter The Midnight Creeps.
Faster and furiouser. The mighty hurricane as a
might powerful voice. A new guitarist who ‘s
certainly practiced his punk guitar posing moves
adds added flash.
Doomed From The Get Go was real catchy.
Bought their album straight after the set finished –
nuff said!
Enter Typhoon TV!
Only One Flavour
The TV Creeps are a real blast! Pure ROCKET FUEL!
No Time to be 21
The Creeps had reverted to the guitarist from last
year. His black hair made it hard to recognize him.
He rocks!
Safety in Numbers
Jeff Creep really goes for it on the opening drum
blast of…
Television’s Over
I couldn’t believe that only the Back From The Dead
punk was at the front pogoing on the dance floor.
He got his reward…
Back from the Dead
The Guinness flowed.
Expensive Being Poor
Then comes the first shocker of the night!
Bring The Bull Down
Wow! What an awesome high-powered charge! No
way you’ll bring TV The Bull down now – he’s
rapant! I join the BFTD punk pogoing for the rest of
the gig.
Lord's Prayer
This ones for you m8. I think to myself thing about
poor old hop-a-long C5 and his leg end.
Lion and the Lamb
…March Of The Giants £10!
Runaway Train Driver
It can’t end yet! Enter the Hurricane - Kiss her in
the head were the bullet exploded!
Love Songs (with Jenny Hurricane)
Please record this with Third Term TV Creeps! My
camera film runs out half way through the set. I
don’t panic and coolly change it and start shooting
the Hurricane Typhoon.
Bombsite Boy
Jonas pumps out the opening bars of an
impassioned version of The Boy. Typhoon TV takes
off.
Gary Gilmore's Eyes
Bored Teenagers
One Chord Wonders
…Mega pogo time!
The TV Creeps encore with…
Ready For The Axe To Drop
I loose the plot and start doing a weird Executioner
dance. Shades of Richard Strange in Robin Hood,
Prince Of Thieves.
Axe matched Dead, Love and Bull as the gig
highlights.
I buy Jonas his reward – you guessed it - a bottle of
Newcastle Brown Ale!
I rip a poster off the wall and get The Typhoon and
Jonas to sign it. Jonas goes away of a quest to get
signatures and returns with words that are more
colorful than the yellow on the poster. According to
Jenny it’s now a Twatagraph poster.
I thank TV and The Creeps and head for the
toiletbowl – but no suicide for me. In the Gents I
catch a punk pulling a TV Creeps A4 poster off the
wall. He looks embarrassed. “Mines much bigger
than yours,” I laugh. The Creeps toilet humour is”
catching!
I destroyed London, I destroyed France – I did it
with my underpants,
…so COME ON BABY LETS DANCE!!!
George Martin posted 5/24/05 6:30 AM    


[This message has been edited on 05/24/2005]
Craig posted 5/24/05 6:48 PM    
Is this the place the rats come to die?
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