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| Author | Topic: NASP |
| Deputy Assistant Co-co-ordinator - |
posted 11/30/03 10:44 AM
At secret meeting at the Bulls Head on Friday, a group of mad Chuldow squad parents decided that they would form their own support group to provide help, advice, support, education and a listening ear to the parents and supporters of Chuldow squad members. A 24 hour confidential helpline has now been set up and chuldow squad parents suffering from pre or post tournament traumatic stress syndrome (PPTTSS)now have access to a wide variety of needs-led services, including courses such as Stop Swearing at the Referee, Kata Recognition and Appreciation, How to Pack the Perfect Picnic and Disinfecting Pad Bags - a Beginners Guide. So far, we have also negotiated these special deals with local suppliers:50% discount card for Pizza King, Kwok Kwong Chinese, Spiros' Kebab Shop and the Curry Pot. FREE bottle (per tournament) of gin, wine, beer of your choice at Booze Inc. As we are putting together a funding bid submit to S.K.I.N.T (Society for Keeping Inpecunious Numpties out of Trouble) to acquire our own resource centre, NASP would welcome any suggestions for the further development of this vital service. |
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liv (Moderator) |
posted 11/30/03 5:43 PM
I think it would be a good idea to invent a pad bag size iron and ironing board plus an automatically tightening belt... |
| Deputy Assistant Co-co-ordinator - |
posted 11/30/03 8:40 PM
. . . or a belt that doesn't ride up under your armpits! The executive committee today decided that membership of NASP be extended to all parents attending their offspring's gradings . . . At this meeting, we also announced our Sponsored Fingernail Biting Marathon - to raise money for research into P.G.D - Parental Grading Disorder. |
| Riley |
posted 12/3/03 9:03 PM
i am a founding member of S.L.A.P, (students lazing around pretenciously) , and as such must applaud you for your work done on behalf of S.K.I.N.T. as a further fund raising venture i will soon be taking part in a stayupuntillstupido'clockinthemorningfranticlydoinganassignmentwhichireallyshouldhavedoneweeksago,whilstdrinkingvastquantitysofcoffeeeeeee-athon. donations in the form of pro-plus or night nurse will be gladly recieved |
| Deputy Assistant Co-co-ordinator - |
posted 12/6/03 0:21 AM
S.L.A.P and S.K.I.N.T are welcome to become the student arm of N.A.S.P. However, we insist that affiliate members do not behave any way way which would be detrimental to the growth and development of our world wide organisation. As it says in our constitution, 'NASP reserve the right to withdraw from all tactical discussions and strategic planning meetings should affiliate members behave improperly - eg squeezing zits in bathroom mirror, eating Micro Chips, misuse of parents' premises for questionable activities and leading junior members astray! |
| Jen Jen |
posted 12/7/03 7:13 PM
as the 2nd member of slap (and the deputy finacial support dedicated to the cause of adopt a student this christmas...keep us off the streets and in a pub where we belong!!) i would like to apologise to the deputy admistrator co-coordinator on my part played in the misleading of junior person/persons.(hannah and tom!!) and can only hope that my example will discourage further shinanigans...of course i know this will never happen...they are doomed,(sorry u 2!) but at least i made the effort!! |
| Deputy Assistant Co-co-co-co-ordinator |
posted 12/8/03 0:52 AM
Dear Deputy Financial Support for Strapped Students Administrator, you need to know about our fightathon next year in aid of Students in Need, AKA, LiverAid. All proceeds will go towards the care and support of all the sober students in the world. Our new charity song FEED THE STUDENTS PURPLE STUFF - DO THEY KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS AGAIN is destined to be this year's big seller. As for shananigins - well Julie did say they were locked in the kitchen for two hours today but I don't believe a word of it. |
| Jen Jen |
posted 12/11/03 2:00 AM
sober student? surely this is but a myth! i have heard tales of such a thing, but never seen it for myself. as for the kitchen, best place for em if you ask me. it would never have happened in my day...oh no, hang n a minute..ooh look, purple stuff on the horizon...purple sky at night, hangover in sight. |
| jax |
posted 12/12/03 9:24 AM
Little donkey, little donkey, had a heavy night. Little donkey, little donkey, the Kings Arms is in sight! Ring out those bells tonight . . . la la la la la . . . do doobie dooooooooo |
| Jen Jen |
posted 12/12/03 9:16 PM
oo- that's very christamssy jax. christmas spirit? mines a double! |
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