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| Author | Topic: how many sticks and poles |
| smiley varley |
posted 10/4/03 6:48 PM
today smiley was shoping and all of a sudden somthing cort my eyes pollllllllllllles come out of the shop wham now Hannah has 2 sticks and smiley has 4. |
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Liv (Moderator) |
posted 10/4/03 7:29 PM
See if you can beat me...i think i have about 12... |
| smiley varley |
posted 10/4/03 8:06 PM
But I have a blue and red one, a silver black and red one, a gold and black one and a sparkly silver one with red and black shiny tape so beat that. |
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Liv (Moderator) |
posted 10/5/03 3:27 PM
I have one made out of cheese... |
| smiley varley |
posted 10/6/03 5:19 PM
Well ges wat i have done jo out of a crisp packet |
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Liv (Moderator) |
posted 10/7/03 0:35 AM
I've done stik practice with a pencil at school have you? |
| Hannah |
posted 10/9/03 2:24 PM
i normally do but today i got sent home |
| Hannah |
posted 10/9/03 2:27 PM
not for twiddling pencils . . . cos got sore throat |
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Liv (Moderator) |
posted 10/10/03 1:25 PM
Wait till you have to call commands every day of your life, then you'll have a special throat lozenges cupboard in your kitchen! |
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Liv (Moderator) |
posted 10/10/03 1:27 PM
Smiley I haven't got a jo made out of melted chocolate but I have got one made out of squashed bananas. |
| Smiley |
posted 10/11/03 6:36 PM
I've got one made out of frosen slugs and one out of chocolate icecream |
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Liv (Moderator) |
posted 10/11/03 10:08 PM
When I get to ireland I', gonna get one made of Leprechaun's Gold!! |
| Smiley |
posted 10/12/03 9:35 AM
Whats a leporcaun? |
| Smiley |
posted 10/12/03 9:38 AM
Will you bring me one? Ive got one made out of a long candel with fire on the ends. |
| Jen Jen |
posted 11/17/03 8:51 PM
twideling pencils in class!!! aw...memories. Back of maths class with a 2b trying to remember bo katas. and people lok at you like your a loony...but not nearly as bad as when you bow in to your GCSE's coz it's in a hall and it feels like your in thornes...now THATS embarresing, isn't it liv? |
| Jax |
posted 11/18/03 0:22 AM
I used to spit aniseed balls at the English teacher when he was writing on the blackboard . . . happy days! |
| Riley |
posted 11/18/03 5:32 PM
there is a perfectly good reason why people look at you like your a loony jen. |
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liv (Moderator) |
posted 11/18/03 11:29 PM
yes hmmmm....late for maths gcse, walk into hall already full of people, bow , sit down, wonder why people are staring at you, suddenly realise half way through trigonometry...hang head in shame....those were the days |
| Jen Jen |
posted 11/22/03 0:16 AM
ur calling me as loony?!! me?! be quiet Zucchini man! i think that's how you spell it... anaseed? urg- not suprised u spit it out Jacqui! we once had a teacher who had hair so frizzy we could actually get a biro lodged in the back and she never noticed...o what fun! yeah- but they then think you've created some bizare good luck ritual liv and are now wishing they bowed 2! |
| jax |
posted 11/22/03 6:47 PM
Zuchinni - isn't that a fancy name for a courgette . . . or was it a cucumber. . . |
| Jen Jen |
posted 11/26/03 2:34 AM
yup, zuchinni is a posh word for a courgette, or maybe the american word for obergean, whateva, riley's a zuchinni!! |
| Riley |
posted 11/28/03 1:04 PM
i think you will find that it is YOU who is the zuccini jen jen. no longer will you hold the rank of prize marrow, as i am demoting you to the rank of aubergene! |
| Jen Jen |
posted 11/28/03 8:11 PM
fine! demote me...i don't mind being an aubergine but u r now in the ranks of a bruised vegetable! and may theiving pikeys hunt u down in the prize vegetable show that is our lives....mwahahahah!!! |
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liv (Moderator) |
posted 11/28/03 11:05 PM
Fruit AND vegetables? Maybe you should branch out into another food group. |
| jax |
posted 11/30/03 10:11 AM
Does gin count as a food group? |
| Jen Jen |
posted 12/7/03 7:05 PM
yep, fruit and veg- 5 portions a day keeps the doctor away!! And the green grocer in business, no- gin isn't a food group jax, but it should be.....once again- 5 portions a day...keeps the psychiatrist away!!! |
| Hippy |
posted 12/13/03 7:32 PM
jax - you should switch to vodka, as it comes from potatoes, (kids - ask your chemistry teacher to show you how to distill your own), which would fall into the category of "veg" |
| Deputy Assistant Co-co-co-co-ordinator |
posted 12/15/03 1:16 AM
Ah but gin comes from juniper berries - surely that counts! Can you do that vodka thing with a watermelon with gin - that would be two fruit portions all I need now is a tube of pringles, a pepperoni and pineapple pizza and strawberry cheese cake and I'll be nutritionally sound for the week! |
| Jen Jen |
posted 12/15/03 6:47 PM
a cheeseburger, meat and dairy, carbs essentail fats plus salad and fruit, (yeah i know tomatoes are techinchally a fruit but not.)it still counts!! hows that for a balanced meal...but then again my idea of a balanced diet is a drink in each hand, with umbrellas. |
| Hannah |
posted 12/16/03 11:44 PM
We av got loads of sticks now black plastic, metal n wooden ones!! |
| SAS strikes again |
posted 12/17/03 0:16 AM
Did you hear about the strange woman arrested in B and Qs car park caught wielding a hacksaw. Asked why she was sawing three eight foot poles in half using the boot of her car as a vice, she replied " Well Officer, they're for my kids' martial arts club and they wouldn't fit in my very tiny car". She was released with a caution but was later re-arrested when she was found in Cheapside sanding down ends of said poles and preparing to spray paint them with silver and black enamel paint. The officer didn't bother to ask questions this time and instead called for a straight jacket. Well, would you believe her? |
| Hippy |
posted 1/3/04 9:05 PM
Probably not, i mean, what kind of lunatic carries dangerous weapons in their car? ...and the glove-box is the first place they look! u need to be more creative when hiding said weapons. |
| SAS |
posted 1/5/04 12:51 AM
Have devised way of storing sticks - break them in half. Alternatively, pocket sized, telescopic ones now in development. |
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