Author	Topic:   SAS Competition
Jax	posted 9/28/03 6:58 AM       After weeks of research and development, Liv and Jax SAS Inc is up and running! There's a prize in it for the first person to guess what SAS stands for! Varley family members are not eligible to enter this competition!
kempy (Moderator)	posted 9/28/03 7:59 AM     ha ha! i win ask liv! i dont have to write the answer down! i have a note!
Liv (Moderator)	posted 9/28/03 6:23 PM       By the way, Kempy's not a moderator he's just nicked off with me computer to write the above!! Oy get ya own!
Jax	posted 9/28/03 11:01 PM       No Jaffa Cakes for you Matthew! Mystery prize for the winner with the most original answer!
Sam	posted 9/29/03 4:11 PM       Skittles Are Super?????
Sam	posted 9/29/03 4:12 PM       Skittles Are Super?????
jAX	posted 9/30/03 8:47 AM       Good answer! Like that one! Top of the list for original answers! Unfortunately not correct!
ben	posted 10/1/03 1:11 PM       spoons and suasages??? http://www.djdreema.tk er...just go on it...simple...
Liv (Moderator)	posted 10/1/03 11:34 PM       Spoons and sausages? why?!
BEN	posted 10/2/03 5:01 PM       er,s-spoons a-and s-sausages s a s http://WWW.DJDREEMA.TK dance
Liv (Moderator)	posted 10/2/03 9:52 PM       Duh I got that bit...I was just wondering why those particular words or were they just random? (translation - Y DEM WORDS EH? U IS NUTZ)
BEN	posted 10/3/03 12:52 AM       DEY WO DA 1ST WORDS DAT KEP IN2 MI ED?... http://WWW.DJDREEMA.TK
Jax	posted 10/4/03 11:22 AM       Well, its original,in a teenagespeak sort of way . . .
Sam	posted 10/14/03 12:09 AM       Spinning Around Sticks
oliver	posted 10/14/03 7:28 PM     sane and safe?
Hannah	posted 10/17/03 9:05 AM       sorry sam n oliver u r both wrong
riley	posted 10/22/03 12:51 AM     slow and stupid? or is that just me?
riley	posted 10/22/03 12:57 AM     stop and search? that happened to me recently.a cake knife i ask you, why? i really do need more sleep,and less awake.
riley	posted 10/22/03 1:13 PM     sad and single? i think that may just be me again. back to bed then zebedee
Liv (Moderator)	posted 10/23/03 0:36 AM       Riley I think yours should be Sloshed and Sotted...
Liv (Moderator)	posted 10/23/03 0:40 AM       Or maybe Sophistic and Spurious...
Jax	posted 10/23/03 5:42 PM     But he's got lovely knees - they play music!
riley	posted 10/25/03 3:57 AM     santa, if your out there, new set of knees for me please(he wont listen. every year i ask and just get socks, and they dont even fit!).
riley	posted 10/25/03 4:05 AM     spurious? spurious? if it was'nt 3.30 in the morning i would think up a witty response. but as it is.....erm....go eat ya beans.
riley	posted 10/25/03 4:48 AM     sychophantic an slighting was the best i could come up with. a bit rubbish, i know, but it is still early, or late, depending on which hemisphere you're in. strawberryade,39p,bargain.
Liv (Moderator)	posted 10/25/03 4:36 PM       ARG...My cherryade was 59p :(
Liv (Moderator)	posted 10/25/03 4:49 PM       sycophantic!!! (can't you do any better than that - was it past your bed time?) Strident and Superfluous to you Foppy
Jax	posted 10/25/03 9:43 PM     What on earth is going on here! Cherryade! 3.30am in the morning! Have you people got no beds to go to? Anyway, everyone knows that Dandilion and Burdock has more restorative powers! Asda online - very cheap. Not sure about cherryade - makes my teeth go pink but then dandilion and burdock turns my tongue brown. As for knees James, try ebay. Saw a lovely pair of David Ginola lookalikes today but they were a bit pale and hairless. The legs attached were a bit unevenly matched but you could always get special uphill walking shoes - they fit them to the sheep on ben nevis. Visit my new website at www.searchingforniceknees.co.uk. I do mail order. Even do clip ons and gift wrapping service. Brilliant programme on '100 best knees of the century' on Discovery on Wednesday if you want additional inspiration.
riley	posted 10/27/03 4:37 PM     do you do gift vouchers? i saw those knees on e-bay, but they were the wrong size. i have two left knees anyway, due to a bizzare windmill accident.
Ryan	posted 11/10/03 8:19 PM     Sack a s**t like my brother ha ha!
jax	posted 11/12/03 11:08 AM       Sorry Ryan - wrong! Riley - can arrange finance through Bank of Outer Hebrides APR 35%. Figures quoted include insurance risk premium to cover damage, wear and tear, violence, terrorist attack and Acts of God on your sparkly new knees. Quite a good deal I thought. Am negotiating bulk discount for all squad members with knee problems - including Hoppalong Hannah! All she needs now is a parrot and an eyepatch!
Liv (Moderator)	posted 11/12/03 10:12 PM       Can I have some new knees too please? And a new shoulder joint? And can you get them in different colours? I'd like red and black stripey ones please.
Raya	posted 11/13/03 6:07 AM       How about supercilious and solipsistic? Be kind to your knees and they will be kind to you.
jax	posted 11/13/03 10:04 AM       Hi Raya! Yes, we do indeed stock them in a variety of colours. However, black and red are currently out of stock due to high demand. Our manufacturers tell us that we should have delivery by Christmas. Our top three colours at the moment are Burberry Plaid, baby pink and a special sequinned edition released just in time for the Christmas festivities. This limited edition knee also features flashing neon lights and a revolving fairy who sings 'Fight the Good Fight with all Thy Might'. Optional extras include a USB port so you can download your favourite MP3s. Shoulder model also comes with handy can of Castrol GTX. Watch out for special edition edible elbows - studded with Skittles. Fun for all the family!
jax	posted 11/13/03 10:08 AM       I'm going to have to look that second word up Raya! Give us a clue!
riley	posted 11/13/03 3:18 PM     your APR of 35% seems very appealing i must say. i may hold out for the january sales, after i have got my christmas money though. could you inform me of any reputable vertabrae dealers, because my cervical 2 and 4 have packed in completely, and thorasic 3 is showing signs of woodworm.
jax	posted 11/13/03 6:39 PM       Ah! It seems that you need to visit our sister company's website www.BacksRUs.ir. This is a recent acquisition following floatation on the Irish Stock Market. This company specialises in everything to do with backs - and does a nifty line in red satin lined corsets to provide that all important support to the back region. They come with a hook and eye mechanism or, for a small premium, with fur and laces. These high spec functional products were specially designed for us by Jean Paul O'Grady and promise to be collectors pieces in the future.
oliver	posted 11/13/03 8:00 PM       your all nutz....... i want want sum skittles!!! i have recently discoverd tht red and purple skittles get me all hyped up for duin kata!!
Liv (Moderator)	posted 11/13/03 9:17 PM       Are you selling stocks in these companies Jacqui? They seem to be rather lucrative investments I have to say. And you should fit Jordan some holographic shiny knees for when he does his stik kata so he matches. (Hiyaaaaa Rayaaaaa!!!)
riley	posted 11/14/03 11:07 AM     do you do gift wrapping? nothing says i love you, like than a nicely wrapped patella.
jax	posted 11/14/03 3:18 PM       We do indeed provide a gift wrapping services for special customers. Our favourite at the moment is actually a gift pack: Your chosen joint is presented in a transparent box, surrounded with Belgian truffles. The box is artfully tied with two fluffy pom poms and a cocktail umbrella. As for stocks and shares - we anticipate going 'PLC' early in 2004. We are currently in the process of compliling a prospectus for potential investors. I, as chief exec, will be featured on page 3 of the Financial Times in the near future. At a newsagent near you soon! Pity its all gonna be in pink . . .
Jen Jens	posted 11/17/03 8:12 PM       all i want for christmas is a new big toe!!! (on the left) i would be eternally grateful mrs Varley, do i get student discount with your company?
Jen Jen	posted 11/17/03 8:13 PM       ps..... HEY RAYA!!!!
Jax	posted 11/18/03 0:20 AM     Jen Jen, you are in luck. Big toes are in great demand and I will send you the last one on receipt of payment. Students are entitled to a 50% discount on production of Student Union Card. This toe, though, is a bit shop damaged and I can let you have it very cheap! The nail varnish is chipped, its just had surgery for an ingrowing nail, it suffers from athletes foot and there's a verruca on the underside. We are, however, trying to remedy this with Bazooka Super Strength and a Stanley knife blade . . . but hey, needs must and all that. Comes supplied with callous remover and hard skin softener.
Jen Jen	posted 11/22/03 0:22 AM       it sounds more trouble than its worth!!! but i'll keep it in mind, seen as i get everything half price, it almost makes me want to injure them, knowing with the help of your wonderful company i can get them replacement body parts cheap...it's like a chop shop!!
Hannah	posted 11/22/03 6:45 PM       Jen Jen, after a tactical discussion and a strategic planning meeting with my board of directors, we have decided to offer you the chance to become involved with our research and development programme. . . AKA You Break It, We Make It. You may also be interested in our New for Old Body Part Insurance Policy. No claims bonus after 5 years. Oh, and of course, student discount applies.
hannah	posted 11/23/03 7:41 PM       the above post was my mum she put hannah instead of jax
jax	posted 11/25/03 11:46 PM       happy birthday hannah for yesterday! ha! looks like we have a rival in Aiden's family for SAS! Yellow and black - like that combination.
liv (Moderator)	posted 11/26/03 0:14 AM       yes well done on your first spinny-stik lesson aiden!!! and great kama work too! (your a natural)
Jen Jen	posted 11/26/03 2:41 AM       your new scheme sounds like its still in the process of being finalised but i am always willing to help an up and coming buisness like urself so i will keep U break em we make em in mind. but what i really want to know is can i part x my old body parts for the new ones...being as i skint, and i do appreciate he student discount!!
Riley	posted 11/28/03 1:00 PM     you dont want to get behind on your repayments though jen. because i am quite sure you will look silly if bits of you get re-possesed.

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