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| Author | Topic: Ground hog or Ground Zero? |
| Christopher Shields |
posted 1/16/02 10:52 PM
Saw this on CNN.com, bwahahahahahahaha! - PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pennsylvania (AP) -- When Punxsutawney Phil pops his head out of his hole on February 2 to tell people whether or not they will experience six more weeks of winter, the famous groundhog may see more than his shadow. - Because of the September 11 terrorist attacks, security will be stepped up at Phil's home, Gobbler's Knob. - "They'll be checking people a little more, naturally, the way conditions are," said Barney Stockdale of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club. - People with backpacks or bags will be subject to a search when they go to Gobbler's Knob. - "We'll have a good contingency of troopers there this year to ensure everyone's safety," said State Police spokesman Jamie LeVeir. - Yeah, but my thought is this; if Phil comes out of his hole, and gets blown to smithereens by some Islamic zealot with a Nike shoe bomb, does that mean that we are in store for more winter, or an early spring? Very confusing... |
| Bruce Vieser |
posted 1/17/02 4:45 AM
Our national assets and traditions must be protected at all costs. However, like you, I am curious about the forecast if Phil is the victim of an attack by "Terraists" I am hesitant to begin an inquiry though. I have to come up with a better question than "Pardon me, If Phil gets blowed up how many weeks of winter are left"? This could misinterpreted by the Office of Home Security as a threat. Also if Phil is the victim of terra, I'll be the first one they'll look for. I guess I'll take off my turbin when I ask. That might help. http://www.bigidea.com/penguins/kids/k_spacedpenguin.htm My favorite way to burn hours of time at work |
| kayla |
posted 8/4/04 5:34 AM
http://www.geocities.com/whoresneedtobeshot/Losers.html Go to that website... you'll be interested in the things people do in punxsutawney... I found this one day. I think I might of meet these people before. |
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