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| Author | Topic: The Gene Pool has no lifeguard- swim at your own risk... |
| Christopher Shields |
posted 1/11/02 9:41 PM
Yearrggghh! The stuff you can find on the Internet. Yahoo is the worst. Check out one of the personals ads for Mississippi. They call the city Leakesville because all the good DNA is slowly dripping out. -  - Mmmmmmm! Tastes like failure! - Here's a link for you. Oh, trust me, it gets much better (worse). Follow if you dare... http://personals.yahoo.com/display/personals?ct_hft=preview&detailnp=1&q=3&S=%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C5%2C%2C%2C%2C106%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C248%2C%2C%2C%2C1%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C524%2C3030&noedit=1&b=111&intl=&tot=777&cc=personals&cr=Mississippi&search=cc%3Dpersonals%26ce_p%3DMan%26ce_g%3DWoman%26za%3Dand%26cpcy%3D%26cr%3DMississippi%26cs%3Dtime%2B2&cids=personals-1009388981-373202&cids=personals-1009336144-154407&cids=personals-1009255718-044839&cids=personals-1009249526-121138&cids=personals-1009248880-136405&cids=personals-0996796631-380067&cids=personals-1009202227-868272&cids=personals-1009176013-382396&cids=personals-0997284743-648331&cids=personals-1005379437-998136&rpre=11&position9.x=19&position9.y=6 Hee-Haw needs wimmen! |
| Christopher Shields |
posted 1/11/02 9:49 PM
Deaaamm! THIS one is in Hattiesburg where I work! I thought Hattiesburg had a curfew for Goths and other wannabe lew-zors. This one is definitely deep into the kink...  - I mean, where were girls like this when I was in high school. One chair, a roll of duct tape, a red rubber ball, and you had a date! I bet she gets drunk at economical speed as well. - Interesting bio too. Scary to think that this shares the same relative GPS coordinates as I do. I think a clove of garlic and a crucifix might be all I need for 'safe sex' with this thing. http://personals.yahoo.com/display/personals?ct_hft=preview&detailnp=1&q=3&S=%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C5%2C%2C%2C%2C26%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C248%2C%2C%2C%2C1%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C524%2C2983&noedit=1&b=31&intl=&tot=777&cc=personals&cr=Mississippi&search=cc%3Dpersonals%26ce_p%3DMan%26ce_g%3DWoman%26za%3Dand%26cpcy%3D%26cr%3DMississippi%26cs%3Dtime%2B2&cids=personals-1010362710-729354&cids=personals-1010342257-341258&cids=personals-1010298460-925337&cids=personals-1005634561-478748&cids=personals-1010286813-996687&cids=personals-1010277509-636937&cids=personals-1010214380-284744&cids=personals-1000676089-969112&cids=personals-1010198045-995354&cids=personals-1010172165-338006&rpre=3&position2.x=23&position2.y=33 Morticia Adams does Hattiesburg |
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Mark Longmire (Moderator) |
posted 1/11/02 9:59 PM
Your photos aren't showing up, big boy. |
| Christopher Shields |
posted 1/11/02 10:02 PM
"Great Mother of Gawd! The vile she-creature has casually reached under the table and grabbed me by my manhood! Make it stop! Make it stop!"  - And to think that I used to wonder what you could do with a two year DeVry correspondence course degree in Hotel and Restaurant Management. Apparently all of these lew-zors shop at the same clothing store that David Byrne does... http://personals.yahoo.com Cyber-slumming at its best. |
| Bruce Vieser |
posted 1/11/02 11:06 PM
First feature for our next board: The ability to edit a post. Next! http://www.coolhomepages.com/ A web page about web pages. |
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Mark Longmire (Moderator) |
posted 1/12/02 1:07 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed Christopher Shields lose his mind. http://www.worldoflongmire.com The Internet's Leader in Wasted Pixels! |
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Mark Longmire (Moderator) |
posted 1/12/02 1:18 AM
... and just why is he perusing the personals anyway? Cindy (Chris's wife)... are you reading this? Yank his leash and get him back in the yard! http://www.worldoflongmire.com The Internet's Leader in Wasted Pixels! |
| Christopher Shields |
posted 1/12/02 11:39 AM
So... Mac users can't see the pictures? That's strange... They show up fine in my browser. Even though it means that I'm going to have to have therapy for a long time after this... http://goingfaster.com I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. |
| Bruce Vieser |
posted 1/12/02 3:01 PM
I'm on a Windows box, but I can't see 'em. Perhaps they are banned in TN. Are books or anything you could learn from in the pictures? http://www.coolhomepages.com/ A web page about web pages. |
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Mark Longmire (Moderator) |
posted 1/12/02 4:20 PM
I can't see the pictures but I did check out the links. Chris, you sure picked out some winners. http://www.worldoflongmire.com The Internet's Leader in Wasted Pixels! |
| Jonathan |
posted 1/12/02 7:29 PM
Heh, when I'm back at work and on broadband instead of this stupid 52k/sec connection I've got at home, I propose an exhaustive search of the Knoxville area. Wanted in Widder's Knob: Uh gud nob fer a widder that aint hed uh gud nobbin in a spell. Inquire in Catacoochie cove. Uh-bilty tuh subdu farm anmulz a plus, as iz hevin family in Perry County, mispissipe (cow cuntry) ;-) |
| Vladimir |
posted 7/1/02 10:35 AM
Hello gentlemen!!! I respect your feelings and emotions about pools, but I've got one problem and it's not on the topic. I live in Russia and do not have the opportunity to be a member of Yahoo Personals. Last week I met a girl on Personals (not like those, who are eager to have sexual penetrations with everyone) She simply wanna have a friend. I beg you to help me to connect with her. Her ID on YP is :personals - 1021519371 - 360264. My e-mail is vladkos@km.ru help me guys please Thank you beforehand Good bye |
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