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John Powell	posted 9/18/01 8:10 PM       USES OF A PAPER CLIP: 1,001 Uses - Page 1 Ok, so maybe there aren't 1,001 uses. But there are quite a few creative uses. Page: [Prev] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [Next] [Form] 1. As a CD-ROM door opener rui@io.org 2. lock picker rui@io.org 3. Macintosh manual disk ejector. dsembr01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu 4. Pick dirt and lint from your fingernails and toenails. tbp@welchlink.welch.jhu.edu 5. A very cool earring. tbp@welchlink.welch.jhu.edu 6. Good to poke your friends with Lucifer c/o tbp@welchlink.welch.jhu.edu 7. To clean out your bong kilroy@ravenet.com 8. To hold various papers together kilroy@ravenet.com 9. To construct a chain necklace Kalock@cleo.murdoch.edu.au 10. Nerve soother of choice for "Hollywood Squares" contestants mbrailer@aol.com 11. Excellent projectile for a small solenoid gun pmhesse@jmu.edu 12. Put a curved line of rust on important papers. mmcconn@math.okstate.edu 13. Bend it in the shape of a horseshoe and then you can play a game of miniature horseshoes! Anonymous 14. To scrape the tartar off your teeth if you are to cheap to go to the dentist. Timo 15. Use as a hairpin Anonymous 16. nose picker Anonymous 17. give yourself fake nails Anonymous 18. Use it for a toothpick Anonymous 19. Stick it up your arse instead of your boyfriend. Anonymous 20. Tasty snack, high in minerals. Anonymous 21. I'm sucking on a straightened out paperclip right now. Feels good to poke it between my teeth and make my gums bleed a bit! fboyd@pobox.com 22. They make nice wedding gifts! jplaurel@uci.edu 23. You can poke it into your eye if you want to hury really bad. Anonymous 24. great to pierce you butthole with. Makes taking a shit feel oh so extra special Anonymous 25. Actually, paper clips are useless. They seem be packages with a very useful box though! edell@eecs.berkeley.edu 26. Beating the hell out of a monkey! (Applies to VERY large paper clips only) machowsk@benji.colorado.edu 27. Quite handy at a paper clip convention N.J.Rodriguez@ncl.ac.uk 28. With a little bit of sharpening, it's an excellent fish spear. jancur@halcyon.com 29. hanger for real little people clothing Anonymous 30. good to scratch your best friends new car paint Anonymous 31. to demonstrate the effects of gravity by dropping one cgalindo@stat.tamu.edu 32. To clean the goo between your toes with. Karyn@Surfqueen@here (?) 33. Jump pins on a IC when you're in a bind Anonymous 34. When heated to 2000 degrees, a lovely shade of orange. erik@carney.com 35. You can sculpt with paperclips. Add other office supplies (tape, staples, etc.) for a mutlimedia project. l4lqc@qcvaxa.acc.qc.edu 36. To make gidgets to attach to pencils so the spine the person who uses the pencil Anonymous 37. Replacing the silly little screws which fall out of your sunglasses! i.c.west@ncl.ac.uk 38. Use a really really long paper clip for a do-it-yourself abortion. sdavisgl@lawson.its.utas.edu.au 39. Jury-Rigging Loopback Cables m@m (?) 40. Hmmm... Adding a new entry to the Rectal Foreign Bodies page. Anonymous Page: [Prev] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [Next] [Form] © Copyright 1995-2000 Rui M. Pereira (ruip@geocities.com)
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